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Shammoo of the North
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 273,100. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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This is the story of a carefree young polar bear who leaves his native lands to seek a new life for himself in remote B'gandia, aka the lucky paddock. There, he makes the acquaintance of a succession of individuals and personalities that lead him to question whether his adopted homeland is indeed deserving of its cheerful sobriquet.
Vespasian and the Blood Suckers
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 40,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
NaNoWriMo 2014 book. Last updated 2014-11-09 02:47:31
"I'm overdue, Joe." With those fateful words, my man's night off went flyin' straight into the toilet bowl. Vespasian Jones is the only guy I know who could rack up fifty cold, hard American dollars of library fines. He's also the only guy I know who would run around town at midnight in a costume helmet. And I didn't even mention the blood-suckin' worms. Yeesh.
Keeping Up
Series: Hollywood Hotties, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,630. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014 by Evatopia Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
Since the time she was in elementary school, Katie has wanted to be like beautiful, blonde Amanda Exeter, a woman she views with equal amounts of disdain and admiration. After years of hoping and wishing, Katie believes she has finally arrived. She and her husband, Rich, move into he same gated community as Amanda, but “keeping up” is harder than they ever imagined.
How to Prevent Adultery the Ethical Way: Spouses cheat and get away with it when they're TOO BIG TO FAIL
Series: Steve O'Reilly Presents. Price: Free! Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Sexuality, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
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Steve O’Reilly Presents: How to Prevent Adultery the Ethical Way: Spouses cheat and get away with it when they're TOO BIG TO FAIL See why Bob the Mechanic and Mr. Too Big to Fail plays by different rules when in comes to fidelity, or a lack of it.
Fang Banged
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,590. Language: American English. Published: November 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Oh, vampires! So irresistible when they’re leering, shirtless, or moving their tongues seductively around bright red lips, but when ace reporter Tim Johnson sets out on assignment to discover what vampires are really about, what he finds isn’t exactly what all those impressionable young girls, or the virulent anti-vampire crowd, might have expected.
The Hollowed Tree
You set the price! Words: 89,820. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Leadership in the jungle is profoundly disquieted by the unexplained disappearance of a human boy. They fear that the boy is lost. After considerable deliberation, and sometimes unruly contention, all hands come to the conclusion that there is but one possibility: the lost boy has gone in search of that most closely guarded secret of the jungle, the Hollowed Tree.
The Gish Chronicles - Vol. 5: Yeast Infections
Series: The Gish Chronicles. Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Out of sheer desperation, Gish accepts the advice of an old friend and takes a job that doesn't exactly rise to the occasion. Later, she's convinced that the hiring manager on the other side of the phone actually is.
Stare Decisis (Short Story)
Price: Free! Words: 3,020. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
A mutated kitten, magical dust, and a machete: What better way to explain how same-sex marriage has been beating common sense in the courtroom. Includes bonus story: "The Statue of Liberty Orders a Burger (and gets something completely different)" Short satire. (~2100 words. Also available within the short story collection "The Wrong Sort of Stories.")
A Terrorist Converts: Why I'm Voting for Hillary Clinton
Series: A Terrorist Converts, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,490. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Politics and Current Affairs » Terrorism
Will retired terrorist Shazam al-War bin al-Gorithm adapt to his new life in America? After a lengthy baptism, the CIA give Shazam his harp and wings and admit him through those pearly gates to the Holy City Itself: Washington DC. But when he gets picked up for sleeping on a park bench, Shazam must learn to put aside his Waki ways, and embrace Hillary Clinton as his own personal savior.
The Surreal Adventures of Anthony Zen: Episode 3 - One Day During Work
Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
Not Man Enough
Price: Free! Words: 7,880. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
The protagonist’s advocacy against mass accusation on him being ‘not man enough’. He also contests the parallel label of ‘not woman enough’. The jury is already out as he puts up his witty advocacy against the pop cultural benchmarks over gender appropriates and massive peer pressure on men and women alike for being ‘something enough’. It is for readers to preside on the judgment. He needs you!
In Their Own Likeness
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 101,550. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fairy tales, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A wondrous tale of Carmel, Indiana. Just ahead of the financial crisis, the housing bubble pops first in Pebblebrook, where the gods have created man in their own likeness. Hermes The Messenger is our narrator. The women of Pebblebrook have put him in mind of the pampered girls of ancient Mycenae. There is something about being kept in luxury that forces a woman into bloom.
My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
Would You Like Flies With That?
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: American English. Published: October 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A collection of funny short stories written by Kristina Pitts.
Sir Murdoch of the Large Table
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,460. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Surely soon Arfur will call me, so as we may, side by side, partake of wild boar, drink wine from silver goblets and caress and taunt busty maidens at, or upon, the table to our heart’s content.’ Arfur has bigger problems. His knights are searching for the The Holy Pail. Can Sir Murdoch find the relic, earn his place at the Large Table and take the hand of the beautiful and virtuous Gyferwyff?
Murdoch and his Three Thieves
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,010. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Oh, I don’t know, you young, modern women want things all your own way. Why, when I was your age, a camel and two bottles of the finest cooking oil were all that was needed for a man to win your hand...’ Murdoch, shirtless and baggy-panted in the sun and sand of Ancient Baghdad, is in love with the beautiful Princess Tuous, daughter of Suntan Vinegar, who is engaged to the wealthy Caliph Ornia.
Murdoch of the High Seas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,120. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Good people of The Prince of Prahran, let it be known that Murdoch, of the high seas, the Gentlemen Pirate, is now the owner of your vessel and all goods and chattels that reside on board!' Join Murdoch for a rollicking adventure on the high seas with the delightfully beautiful Lady Sarah Bunkleberry and the not so delightful (definitely not beautiful) Lord Phillip Horsaface.
Where Do Lonely Socks Go?
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,670. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 12, 2014 by Marcus Foxwell. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The answer to the the riddle that has plagued mankind since the invention of footwear is finally here.
Grizzel and The Road to Hell
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 79,760. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Battle between Good and Evil is not going well. Our two heroes, through no fault of their own are catapulted into an adventure to set things right and bring about order in a Cosmos which is getting a bit frayed around the edges. Along the way they have demons to outwit and witches to appease while trying to save lost souls. Will they succeed and survive Armageddon?
Michael Porters Strategy for Begging
Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Satire on how we judge and give alms to beggars which is often reflection of ourselves.