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Blood on the Page: A Novella on Writer's Block
Price: Free! Words: 12,170. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2015 by Full Court Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Inspirational
In a writer's block intervention group in Buffalo, New York, three writers get together to whine and act like real writers without the added tedium of actually writing. It's as close to heaven as most of them aspire, that is until, matters get out of hand and the group disbands.
Vladimiro y los ángeles exterminadores
Price: $4.00 USD. Words: 56,620. Language: Spanish. Published: March 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Do the vampires exist? The vampires exist, demonstrated it is, but there are no typical monsters of citrine skin, with steely canine teeth and bloody eyes covered with sinister and dark layers, and resting during the day in dark coffins. No, these vampires about whom speaks the book are real persons, of course, dehumanized and provided with the most false dignity[...]
Backpaddling: A River Adventure in Reverse
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 114,110. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
It’s the summer of 2004, and a Harvard-educated journalist sets off on an outdoor adventure, expecting to find the essence of America in the uncharted backwaters of his adopted Heartland home. Instead, his trip is undone by drug dealers, monster hunters and his own rapidly disintegrating personal life.
Le canard se fait un sang d'encre
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Tu manges dans un bistrot n’importe où dans l’Hexagone ça risque fort d’arriver. Tu manges dans un routier, un restaurant étoilé ça risque fort d’arriver. Et dans les repas-surprises de notre petit groupe d’avocats qui ont épousé des médecins (ou l’inverse) avec Philippe Ricot ça ne rate jamais.
Log On, The Big Book of Bowel Movements
You set the price! Words: 45,510. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A tongue in cheek perspective of the fine art of the dirty deed; taking a dump. We all do it, why not share our adventures, brag about our accomplishments and cry in our failures. This is a hysterical look at taking a dump, complete with chapters on wiping, smell, food and forbidden stories, only to be shared amongst the closest of friends.
Cuthbert: Sledgehammer to Crack a Nut
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,450. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When little toy soldiers suddenly become men in costume upon a battlefield, Cuthbert's Valley is in trouble. The inhabitants will lose everything, including their homes, if they don't take a stand and fight off the Dragon Droppings. Absolute mayhem ensues when the valley transforms into a Sledgehammer world.
Cuthbert: Home on the Range
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,910. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When Arkle leaves a cube of pastry with Cuthbert to hide her secret formula, Cuthbert and Percy think they must heat it for her and pop it into the oven, with hilarious results. The upshot is tunnels of dough, two rampaging goats, the drains inspector and his team attempt a strange rescue, and the two men decide they may have licked this baking gig.
Cuthbert's Flying Circus
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,320. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Cuthbert series continues with hilarious shenanigans when a circus unexpectedly arrives in Cuthbert's yard. This unlocks a spellbinding plot to discover the missing gold reputed to be left to Cuthbert by his enigmatic Aunt Edith. Hold onto your hat, the madness continues.
Cuthbert: Death's Valley
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,380. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Just when Cuthbert thinks life is becoming dull it turns out he's botched up burying people. Now he's being investigated just as an orchestra rolls into town. As always plans go awry, disasters abound, and a stranger with a horse-drawn hearse is plotting for plots of the dead. Death Valley will have you smiling and laughing out loud.
Cuthbert: Tee for Two
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 44,680. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Trouble in the Valley continues as a reckless statement by Ronald Chisholm that women are genetically incapable of playing golf provokes Arkle. But the women have some plans of their own and have not the slightest intention of losing. And so this hilarious series, brimming with memorable characters and witty one-liners, continues …
Cuthbert: How Mean is My Valley
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,260. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Yes, folks, it is Cuthbert - one-time farmer, theatre impressario, and many-times undertaker - against the World, and somebody or something is going to get buried, under concrete. The Valley is under threat. Will the Valley rise again and become a mountain, or will the locals take it all sitting down, eat popcorn, and watch 'Die Messy 4'?
Shakespeare's Cuthbert
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,250. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Cuthbert decides to put on a play in his rural valley, the results are hilarious and eccentric. Outsiders invade their bliss while trying to unearth a Shakespearean play, fame and fortune may follow, but corpses will be dug up first.
The War On Horror: Tales From A Post-Zombie Society
Price: Free! Words: 79,920. Language: Australian English. Published: March 9, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Horror » Undead
What happens when the zombie apocalypse turns out to be a zombie aberration?
Romance
Price: Free! Words: 35,090. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Carla the florist is surrounded by the duplicitous and the craven – and that’s just her flowers. The human beings are infinitely worse, especially the men. There’s Gwynne, her oafish brother, Gerald, the suave and sophisticated doctor whose hidden agenda is unspeakable, and finally there’s David, the handsome, dashing lawyer whose deceit hurts most of all.
Pet Dogs Democratic Party Manifesto
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 26,380. Language: English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Alfie Dog Limited. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Politics and Current Affairs » Current affairs
Man’s best friend deserves to be heard. For too long pets have been seen as the underdogs, working tirelessly for little more than a pat on the head. It is time for the country to go to the dogs literally instead of metaphorically; for the prejudice we dogs face to be swept aside; time to vote for a more equal society, a more just society.
Artists Go to Hell
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 80,390. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Alternative history, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
These short stories show what it means to be an artist in a world obsessed with celebrity and driven by greed.
What Were Once Miracles Are Now Children's Toys
Series: The Alternate Reality News Service, Book 1. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 72,630. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » General
The second collection of Alternate Reality News Service articles. Big floating heads! Conscious cars that tell their owners when the mechanic from the garage down the street is ripping them off! Women suing General Motors for paternity! Now, more than ever, if you don't like this reality, try another one!
Conversations with God's Wife: Straight Talk from God's Better Half
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 53,600. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Religion and Spirituality » Spiritual awakening
God’s better half dishes the cosmic soup on belief systems, ego, the New Age and more in this conversational debut. She boldly exposes astral-based Overlord Industries, corporate propagator of evil on earth for millennia. Amid antics of neighbors Twist and Doreen, children Sunny and Share, God’s evil twin UDog et al, God’s wife speaks incisive truth with wit, offering you keys to personal freedom.
Where No Man Has Gone Before
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,650. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2015 by FrostProof808. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In this SF/Western spoof, seven wary men make their way on horseback across a severe desert in Mexico. They come upon a village where they are certain they'll find villagers who need to be rescued from banditos or some other malady. What they find is a great deal more.
Murdoch Cop
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,530. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Murdoch, if you choke the kid we won’t be able to take him to court and involve ourselves in a long, fruitless court case, where—thanks to a well-paid, crooked lawyer—the kid will end up getting off scot-free!’ It’s the late 60s/early 70s, where foul language has hit the streets. Murdoch has had enough of these young punks with their drugs and their jive talking. He intends to put a stop to them