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King Donald Khrump A Khrump to Trump and Dump Them All
Price: Free! Words: 42,110. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
Wondering how to "Make America Great Again"? Find out in an insane new satire - an alternative U.S. universe featuring King Donald Khrump, the amazing hybrid who is able to pass as fully human!
Potus
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 73,880. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
After a successful gig with the NSA, the lead singer of the most popular punk band on the planet has a new assignment: defeating the incumbent president.
PumpkinEater
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 17,340. Language: American English. Published: July 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Three fractured fairy tales for grownups with the inimitable Maven Fairy Godmother: Kiss of the Kudzu, Beans, and PumpkinEater. The client is always right, even when she isn't, so Maven does her best to get the client the happily ever after that she wants, even when she makes a very unwise wish. Sometimes despite Maven's best efforts, the client gets what she deserves...what she asked for.
Its Just Flaming Ridiculous
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 52,520. Language: British English. Published: July 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Curious pedestrians turn their heads, noisy vehicles race by, their giant blue lights flashing and their klaxon's wailing. But are these emergency crews really always engaged on desperate life-saving missions of mercy, or battling major crime waves Hardly, a good deal of these crews are busy responding to incidents that at best could be described as strange or 'flaming ridiculous'
A Tale from the Blackwater River
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,990. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
I had so much wanted to become a great writer, but then all these bad things happened to me. I know you’re going to laugh when you read this book, but that wasn’t my intention when I wrote it. What I was really hoping to do was write the great American novel, but all I’ve been able to come up with is a novella that will have people laughing their heads off.
Going for the Hole
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,900. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When a professional golfer meets his match on the course, he never expected it to be in the form of a sexy doctor who can put him in his place. Even though Lucas is taking a break from the PGA tour, he's about to play the biggest game of his life ... the one for Ashley's heart. Going for the Hole is a sweet and sexy romantic comedy by New York Times and USA Today bestselling author, L.P. Dover.
Who Told You to Join Railways - A Memogination
Price: $9.90 USD. Words: 123,810. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2018 by Leadstart Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This fictionalized memoir is the story of a roller-coaster journey of an officer of Indian Railways. As he makes his way up the ranks of this formidable organization he is rattled by the complicated procedures of bureaucracy. He is pushed around by crazy politicians, and occasionally by corrupt, bosses. As he matures the bosses and the politicians have a hard time dealing with him.
Who Told You to Join Railways - A Memogination
Price: $9.90 USD. Words: 123,810. Language: English. Published: June 22, 2018 by Leadstart Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This fictionalized memoir is the story of a roller-coaster journey of an officer of Indian Railways. As he makes his way up the ranks of this formidable organization he is rattled by the complicated procedures of bureaucracy. He is pushed around by crazy politicians, and occasionally by corrupt, bosses. As he matures the bosses and the politicians have a hard time dealing with him.
Facebook Types, A to Z
Price: Free! Words: 2,560. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mashups, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Are there really 26 types of Facebook users? Is that the exact number of categorizable personalities on the currently-very-popular social-media site? Maybe. But, probably not. Though, one for each letter of the alphabet sure is convenient. The author even skewers himself in several of these categories. Are you listed? If so, no offence is intended. Approx. 2500 words.
The Ghost Under The Stairs
Price: Free! Words: 27,980. Language: British English. Published: June 20, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Cozy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Bentley Hill Players have a hard act to follow – a ghost that lives in the toilet! To make matters worse, the Community Hall where they perform their shows is about to be demolished. Can the Players save the hall and save their show? Does the spook want a part in their next show? Is there really hidden treasure? A fun look behind the scenes at a not-so-typical British amateur theatre group.
Shyton United: The Rise and Fall of a Premier League Football Club
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 91,570. Language: English. Published: June 20, 2018 by Heads or Tales Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Sports
Shyton United have been promoted to the Premier League much to the surprise of everyone. Bad boy turned footballing hero Tommy Gunn is entangled in a mess created by the crooked managing director, and local filmmaker Stanley Gobsen is catching every move on camera. Will Tommy be able to extricate himself without destroying his hometown club?
A Saunter With Death Book 2: The Chronicles of Steven
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,820. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
With a camera in hand, Steven records most of what happens while he endures some of the most demanding situations of his lifetime. His antics and his alcoholism lead him into danger nearly everyday. Traveling with his pet deer, Food, and his friend, Bex, Steven seems to find himself having humorous and yet near death experiences. How long will he survive?
The Last Living Detective
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,100. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In a world where people die and come back as immortal mythical creatures (vampires, werewolves, zombies, gods etc.) the mortal Elmer Jones scratches out a living as a private investigator. An elf hires him for a case that starts out with a dumped husband stealing a wedding ring and eventually escalates into a plot to exterminate the entire human race.
The Lifeboat
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 145,080. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Contemporary Space Opera meets Crocodile Dundee and Barry Crump. In The Lifeboat an asteroid is on a collision course with earth. It soon transpires the asteroid has been sent on its way by the Skidian first people who have uploaded themselves to a celestial version of the cloud and now define themselves as Transcendents.
Johnny Plutonium and Other Survival Stories: Humanity as an Endangered Species
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 54,010. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2018 by Amador Publishers, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
With dead aim and withering wit, Willson takes on plutonium, radioactive materials in the sewers, ozone depletion, overpopulation, and more personal follies, like fundamentalism, free will, rituals, even satire itself. In the novella "Vermin" rats, cockroaches and crows debate the use of scarce resources, while wondering what could have become of the humans: "They were heavily into extermination."
Πάμε μια βόλτα στον ουρανό;
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 5,210. Language: Greek. Published: June 11, 2018 by Εκδόσεις books2authors. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Όλοι θα θέλαμε να πάμε μια βόλτα στον ουρανό, αλλά ζωντανοί και να μάθουμε επιτέλους τι γίνεται εκεί πάνω. Μια ιδιαίτερη «γυναίκα», τα κατάφερε αλλιώς και μας διηγείται τι είδε και τι άκουσε, με θράσος, χιούμορ και φαντασία, φυσικά με την βοήθεια κάποιου, «εκ των έσω».
When We Montage We Win At Sports
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,200. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Climbing the stairs, punching hard, jumping rope with increasing ferocity — all to a sick synth track: This is how we win. At ventriloquist beatboxing, at feline golf caddying, at baseball in the age of World War V. Sports. SPORTS! Laugh. Out. Loud. Weird. A collection of stories written like movies yet to be made. Terrible movies. Or great ones. You. Decide.
The Colonists
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 164,880. Language: English (New Zealand dialect). Published: June 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Space Opera meets Crocodile Dundee and Barry Crump. The MFY program is sending astronauts on a one-way trip to Mars funded by a reality television show documenting their every move. The few people who begin to question how an organisation starting life as a Ponzi scheme could suddenly develop the capability to send people into space find themselves on a completely different planet.
Школа для собак
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,170. Language: Russian. Published: June 7, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Fairy Tales & Folklore / Adaptations, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Всем известно, что собаки очень умные животные. Но настолько ли они умны, чтобы научиться читать, писать и говорить на человеческом языке? Именно об этом рассказывается в очень смешной стихотворной сказке Виктора Волощука «Школа для собак».
Misguided Virtues
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 118,300. Language: American English. Published: June 5, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Can an unruly band of misfit rogues attempt to stop the apocalypse? Angels, demons, humans, and Satan himself, along with a dragon who can see every possible path any creature may walk acting as guide, it becomes a race to gather allies. They must find the seals and the mortals that bear them. If the seals shatter the Horsemen will ride, and the apocalypse will wipe out the Kingdom of Man.