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Gods and Heroes
Price: Free! Words: 51,740. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013 by Hercules Bantas. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Mad God Monos, who insists people eat meat only on Wednesdays and have relations only during the full moon, had mustered an army and was poised to invade Helvenica. The people of Helvenica needed a hero, a brave warrior to defend their right to eat meat and relate whenever they pleased. What they got was Fotio, a reluctant hero with a bad attitude towards religion and a tendency to daydream.
Dead Man's Mail
Price: Free! Words: 1,480. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Spiritual & metaphysical
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Short Story: When a foolish marketing letter is mailed to long-departed Maurice D. Griswold, an unexpected, otherworldly, response results.
It's Called Helping...You're Welcome
Price: Free! Words: 43,460. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Personal Growth / General
It started out as a desperate cry for attention and grew into an online cathartic therapy session on the World Wide Web. IT’S CALLED HELPING…YOU’RE WELCOME is a compilation of posts from a blog (don’t stop reading) I kept for a couple of years with a sprinkling of notes and articles that I wrote on various topics related to the human experience.
Dark Moonlighting 3: Live Free or Dark Moonlighting Hard
Series: Dark Moonlighting, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 72,570. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Nick Whittier, the lovable vampire who has murdered over 30,000 people, returns to take on a new job. He teams up with a sexy Israeli spy to take on the most evil vampire who has ever lived in this third book in the humorous series.
8 Funny Detective Stories with Maynard Soloman, Gal-Damn Detective
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 49,660. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
8 Funny Detective Stories represents Maynard Soloman's first eight cases of mystery, malarkey and misadventure. Each combines the slapstick fun of The Pink Panther with the sharp wit of The Onion, if both lived in an RV watching nothing but old Westerns. Fans of Carl Hiaasen's crime fiction humor, Elmore Leonard's bumbling bad guys or snappy current events satire will enjoy these quick reads.
Not For Women's Eyes
Price: Free! Words: 2,060. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Essay » Sociology
A secret organization of men has been working for two hundred years to achieve women's equality. Now they must consider the results of their efforts. Perhaps they should call the whole thing off? It might be too dangerous for men themselves. A certain sense of humor may be needed to appreciate this short piece.
Maynard Soloman vs. The Kidney Thieves (Funny Detective Stories #8)
Series: Funny Detective Stories, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Maynard Soloman, a cantankerous private detective full of old-timey insults, slices open a ring of kidney thieves in this crusty short story. A band of baddies is posting ads for kidneys for sale on the Internet - at a sinister price. It's up to Maynard to climb into a bath tub of ice in a seedy motel to bust the ring in action. * BONUS: Includes Dr. Maynard's Guide to Kidney Transplants.
Fighting Ela-Falla-Phobia
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,190. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013 by Symes-Mobberley House. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
For phobia suffers everywhere, especially for those of whom are terrified of elevators. We hope that this will give you some comical relief of your symptoms.
Brazilian Elevator Tales
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 23,950. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Hispanic & Latino
Brazilian Elevator Tales contains 14 humorous short stories featuring elevator operators or passengers involved in a variety of situations that deal with culture, corruption, politics, economics, and the Brazilian "jeitinho", finding an original way to get around an impediment. Some stories end with the character's disappointment, doubt or confirmation of beliefs that surprise the reader.
Shutdown Chronicles
Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Alternative history
A real-time account of one man's experiences during the apocalyptic government shutdown of the United States government in 2013. This project started as a series of Facebook posts I did as the shutdown was going on (so keep in mind this e-book is very short). Now that it’s over, why not share the collection of posts with you? The events described may or may not be true. Judge for yourself.
A Norsk Saga: the Shanghai Policeman's Daughter
Price: Free! Words: 360. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Norwegian penises are very large – at least that’s what the Shanghai policeman’s daughter believes – and so when her father suggests that it might be a suitable place to look for a husband she readily agrees. But Norwegian men are baffling: their penises are big enough, but they seem to want to put them into some very strange places.
Doubled or Nothing
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 92,260. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
Alex Astrov receives his Ph.D. from MIT and, through a comedy of errors, is immediately embroiled in events beyond his control that involve Russian spies, Mexican drug runners, CIA agents, and brings him face to face with a beautiful female Russian assassin. Mistaken assumptions and his Russian last name lead to his recruitment by the CIA as a double agent and then his life gets out of control.
Habemus Praesidem
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 19,070. Language: French. Published: October 7, 2013 by Éditions Hélène Jacob. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Anastase Martin est un illustre inconnu, qui, par une suite de hasards dont le monde politique a parfois le secret, se retrouve candidat à la présidence de la République française.
8 Surefire Signs of a Jewish Mother
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,280. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Jewish
A comical look at what it takes to be an official Jewish Mother and how to deal with one. A Jewish Mother doesn't have to be Jewish, a mother or even a woman!
The Many Adventures of Tare Krook
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 21,990. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Warning: Do not let your children read this. This is not your average children's story; for it was made with adults in mind. Join Tare Krook, a self-taught necromancer, on his many journeys in a quest to rescue his love, Nancy. This three part story will take you through his beginnings, onto a revisit of Dante Alighieri's famous Inferno, then finally the finale of retribution.
Pot Love
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 92,930. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Ashley BurkŠµ, a twenty-six years old International News presenter at an obscure regional channel, is your average next-door girl. She lives with her boyfriend, loves her work and secretly fancies her boss. When Ashley loses it all through no fault of her own, well, apart from snogging her boss in the loo and getting caught by his fiancée, she needs to act fast to find a new job.
Atlas Sulks
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 84,570. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
ATLAS SULKS addresses the issue of the privatization of the Commons, in this case the Airwaves which belong to the American People. With a satirical look at right wing Talk Radio and Ayn Randian philosophy, the story shows how self entitled individuals can take the nation’s resources as their own possessions. If they aren’t deterred, they’ll reap unaccountable wealth, and amass even more power.
A Hint of Magic
Series: The Demon Diaries. Price: Free! Words: 32,290. Language: American English. Published: September 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Dora Carridine is fed up with her life as a preacher’s daughter and sets out to explore the darker side of life instead. If she can find some magic in the world, then maybe she will find a place she belongs.
How To Live On 4/5ths Of 2/3rds Of Stuff All
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 43,100. Language: Australian English. Published: September 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Budgeting
Beats me why people need someone else to tell them how to live. But they say there's big bucks in telling people "how to do... whatever". Dr. Spock told 50 million people how to raise their kids. Apparently, he got it wrong, but he still made heaps. So, need someone to tell you how to live cheaply? C’mon, don’t think you can work it out for yourself do you?? Crazy, off the wall humor you'll love!
Report from Mars & Other Tales
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 40,100. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Hard sci-fi, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
REPORT FROM MARS This collection of short stories covers a range of genres, including science-fiction, humor, murder, split personality, espionage, and drama. Like the author's other collections of short stories (e.g. Of Heaven & Earth), these stories make good bedtime reading. As for the author’s other books, this one is available in eBook and printed book formats.