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Confederated Justice
Series: Captain Major Tales. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 39,000. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A fast-paced, comic look at how comic book heroes fare in a modern, corporate America. Captain Major is accidentally drawn into a deadly battle between the Immortal and Amazing Man, but it's her annual Confederated Justice performance review that ends up putting the entire city into grave danger. Major must save her city while protecting her secret identify and getting the kids to school on time.
Space Vixen Trek Episode 13: The Final Falafel
Series: Space Vixen Trek, Book 13. You set the price! Words: 40,460. Language: American English. Published: April 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Two besties, a nerd and a redneck jock, go on a trip. The nerd discovered his Jewish heritage and is taking it up to eleven, the jock recently became a devout Muslim. Their destination is Jerusalem. Religious bickering and romantic rivalry heat things up from the beginning. Their goofy classmate goes off the rails and declares himself to be the Second Coming. Then things get much weirder.
To My Human: A Letter from Your Queen
Series: Hot Picks · Virginia's Hot Picks · Rising Fast. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2015 and represented by JaMa Literary Agency. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What if your cat could really tell you what he/she thinks of you? What if you could actually begin to understand how and what a cat thinks? A cat finally makes an attempt to bridge the communication gap with her owner, really, her pet, as she sees the human.
Holiday From Hell
Series: Mel Goes to Hell, Book 5. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 57,480. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Melody Angel races to stop Lucifer from returning to Hell and his devilish ways, but with the burned-out angel's soul barely clinging to her body, the clock is ticking until she's summoned home to Heaven. Luce whisks Mel away on a romantic vacation that turns into the holiday from Hell when even he isn't sure he can help her recover in time.
Sleb: Tigress of Celebrityville
Series: Celebrityville. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 79,920. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A satirical thriller in which embattled starlet Roxie Black must fight against the combined pressures of an imploding career and a deadly conspiracy that seeks to make her the third celebrity death this month! Fame/Fortune/Obsession/Corruption/Sex/Drugs/Death/Celebrity/Celeb/SLEB - a darkly comic mauling of crazed excess.
Cuthbert: Sledgehammer to Crack a Nut
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,450. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When little toy soldiers suddenly become men in costume upon a battlefield, Cuthbert's Valley is in trouble. The inhabitants will lose everything, including their homes, if they don't take a stand and fight off the Dragon Droppings. Absolute mayhem ensues when the valley transforms into a Sledgehammer world.
Cuthbert: Home on the Range
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,910. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When Arkle leaves a cube of pastry with Cuthbert to hide her secret formula, Cuthbert and Percy think they must heat it for her and pop it into the oven, with hilarious results. The upshot is tunnels of dough, two rampaging goats, the drains inspector and his team attempt a strange rescue, and the two men decide they may have licked this baking gig.
Cuthbert's Flying Circus
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,320. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Cuthbert series continues with hilarious shenanigans when a circus unexpectedly arrives in Cuthbert's yard. This unlocks a spellbinding plot to discover the missing gold reputed to be left to Cuthbert by his enigmatic Aunt Edith. Hold onto your hat, the madness continues.
Cuthbert: Death's Valley
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,380. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Just when Cuthbert thinks life is becoming dull it turns out he's botched up burying people. Now he's being investigated just as an orchestra rolls into town. As always plans go awry, disasters abound, and a stranger with a horse-drawn hearse is plotting for plots of the dead. Death Valley will have you smiling and laughing out loud.
Cuthbert: Tee for Two
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 44,680. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Trouble in the Valley continues as a reckless statement by Ronald Chisholm that women are genetically incapable of playing golf provokes Arkle. But the women have some plans of their own and have not the slightest intention of losing. And so this hilarious series, brimming with memorable characters and witty one-liners, continues …
Cuthbert: How Mean is My Valley
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 45,260. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Yes, folks, it is Cuthbert - one-time farmer, theatre impressario, and many-times undertaker - against the World, and somebody or something is going to get buried, under concrete. The Valley is under threat. Will the Valley rise again and become a mountain, or will the locals take it all sitting down, eat popcorn, and watch 'Die Messy 4'?
Shakespeare's Cuthbert
Series: Cuthbert. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,250. Language: British English. Published: March 9, 2015 by Wild Wolf Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Cuthbert decides to put on a play in his rural valley, the results are hilarious and eccentric. Outsiders invade their bliss while trying to unearth a Shakespearean play, fame and fortune may follow, but corpses will be dug up first.
What Were Once Miracles Are Now Children's Toys
Series: The Alternate Reality News Service, Book 1. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 72,630. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » General
The second collection of Alternate Reality News Service articles. Big floating heads! Conscious cars that tell their owners when the mechanic from the garage down the street is ripping them off! Women suing General Motors for paternity! Now, more than ever, if you don't like this reality, try another one!
Celebrityville
Series: Celebrityville. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 42,210. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A transgressive crime thriller that takes a satirical bite into the warped world of celebrity by way of murder, mayhem, revenge, and a painfully public divorce.
Iniquitous Dominion 4: Renaissance
Series: Iniquitous Dominion. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 41,440. Language: English. Published: February 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Everything comes full circle as the story of the Santos family and the Aventine Monarch Galaxy concludes. Hector Bozario Lysander Santos wastes no time with his plans as he goes after both his family and the entire galaxy with a vengeance. However, not even his tyranny could stop the tide of change or the robotic hand of death swimming around the Aventine Monarch Galaxy...
Iniquitous Dominion 3: Starcutter
Series: Iniquitous Dominion. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 42,400. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The characters that fought a war to save the galaxy in FORCE OF ARMS returns to carry on with their lives in the third book of the INIQUITOUS DOMINION saga as King Ichiamo Boardwalk Santos survived his first reign with flying colors. However, two problems continued to rear its ugly head: his domestic life and the Second Renaissance religion.
Welcome to Hell Box Set
Series: Mel Goes to Hell. Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 132,380. Language: English. Published: February 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
The ultimate forbidden romance - when Lucifer falls for an angel. A match made in Heaven or Hell? Four bargain-priced bestsellers in one box! This box set includes: Welcome to Hell (Mel Goes to Hell #1) See You in Hell (Mel Goes to Hell #2) Mel Goes to Hell (Mel Goes to Hell #3) Melody Angel's Guide to Heaven and Hell
To Hell and Back
Series: Mel Goes to Hell, Book 4. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 58,870. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
When his nemesis disappears, Luce returns to power as the HELL Corporation's sexy CEO. With Mel at his side, he's certain he's in Heaven. If only she'd agree to get down and dirty on his desk. Mel hunts for Persephone across the globe from Australia to London to Japan. Can she find the half-angel and thwart a nuclear attack? Or will Luce's devilish ways drive the world to war? Only Heaven knows.
Iniquitous Dominion: Ride of the Santos
Series: Iniquitous Dominion. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 35,220. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2015 by Justin Conley. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A fantasy series from Justin Conley and David D. Haynes, the writers of the KITSUNE saga. "Iniquitous Dominion: Ride of the Santos" dabs into the bloody dramatic history of a space family and their rivals during a turbulent century in the life of the Aventine Monarch Galaxy.
Iniquitous Dominion 2: Force of Arms
Series: Iniquitous Dominion. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 29,910. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
One of the most dysfunctional galactic families in the universe returns in one of the most anticipated sequels of the new year. "Force of Arms" continues where "Ride of the Santos" left off with the scene shifting from the royal majesty of Crystal Metropolis to the entire landscape of the Aventine Monarch Galaxy, in which the Santos family faced outside rivals, a dangerous war, and a new movement.