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See You in Hell
Series: Mel Goes to Hell, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 66,080. Language: Australian English. Published: April 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 1 review)
A devilishly hot CEO. The angelic new office temp. A match made in Heaven or Hell? Undercover angel Mel takes a job at the HELL Corporation to find out what the demons are really up to. Luce Iblis, the damnably hot CEO, has set his smouldering eyes on the new office angel and he's determined to claim her, body and soul. Can ultimate evil and angelic perfection find paradise together?
The Gish Chronicles - Volume 1: Smarmy Glamazons and the People Who Love Them
Series: The Gish Chronicles. Price: Free! Words: 1,300. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Gish Heart is in trouble. At 35, her small public relations firm has dwindled to nothing. In Volume One - Smarmy Glamazons and the People Who Love Them - Gish interviews at an agency where night club attire seems to be required.
Unforgettable Friendship
Series: Novels and Stories, Book 79. Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 4,390. Language: English. Published: April 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
We studied at Glorious English Academy, the best high school in our town. Our headmaster, Pundit Hari Prasad, was very impressed by our manners, our discipline, and our studies. Both Dheeraj and I were counted among the good students at school.
Pseudobiblia
Series: Pseudobiblia, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 11,240. Language: Italian. Published: April 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Pseudobiblia è una raccolta di pseudo recensioni di libri o, se preferite, di vere recensioni di pseudolibri oppure, forse, meglio ancora, di pseudorecensioni di pseudolibri. Scrivere queste finte recensioni è stato estremamente divertente, spero lo sia anche leggerle.
Anarchy - Episode 3: Hotel California
Series: Anarchy, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 11,620. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Anarchy - Episode 3: Hotel California. A Bitesize 1-hour read following the dedicated staff of a fine old hotel... and the manager can only wish for the "dedicated" part. A day in the life of a 5-star hotel. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. This true story was pried from the actors with promises of vast amounts of cash, which sadly will never materialize.
Anarchy - Episode 2: Toeing the Line
Series: Anarchy, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 12,300. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is a true story, with only the names and the facts changed to protect the innocent... Nick is indispensable in the machine shop - he's the only one who can fix the junk machinery, and he milks it for all it's worth. He 'help' his manager fix a broken production line, with hilarious consequences... that is if you don't mind the boss getting brained by his own stupidity! Great fun and a
Anarchy - Episode 1: Checking In
Series: Anarchy, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 10,450. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Anarchy - Episode 1: Checking In, Suspect Package. A Bitesize 1-hour read following our dedicated workers behaving like a troop of monkeys on speed. It's another mind-numbing day for the check-in staff at Global Airlines Lite, until the anarchist Rob discovers the suspect package. Rob sets up Major Tom to defuse the bomb and save the day... well, at least that's the plan.
When Two Lovers Woo
Series: 'Post Gender' fiction, (2014). Price: Free! Words: 79,870. Language: American English. Published: March 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
Love and courage outrank hate and domination, as a female soldier and her wife are chased by violent sexual predators. Only when bombs fall as the lovers kiss does true heroism prevail. Congressman Dick Bomber -- like Jeckle and Hyde -- ain't just fiction, as his brutal domination trumps peace. Does the new genre of "post gender" fiction give a brighter future? Have fun finding out. FREE E-BOOK!
Exodus: Year 40
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations, Book 10. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,200. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Christian » General
Exodus Year 40- is a sort of humorous essay/deconstruction of the Ten Commandments story as it is found in Exodus. I’ve been doing a lot of Bible reading as research for my latest novel The Gospels of Nikolai Tesla and I couldn’t help myself.
Nobody Knows Consciousness!: Demystifying Life's Greatest Mystery
Series: Goldman's Bulldog Presents, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 26,910. Language: English. Published: March 11, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Science & Nature » Cognitive Science, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
From bacteria to human beings, consciousness explained in plain simple English. Consciousness is a survival app, an instinct to "try anything" when confronted with unknown dangers. If you saw the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and understood it, you will understand this book! Easy reading and fun. Anyone who has a consciousness, ought to read this book!
Carsickness and the Virtual Reality Universe
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations, Book 11. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(2.00 from 1 review)
A brother and sister explore the philosophical implications of virtual reality under the best possible conditions.
The Goodreads Killer: The Trilogy
Series: The Goodreads Killer, Book 4. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 63,400. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Crime, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Thomas Ultorem's burning obsession to make it as a writer has broken him. And in the chaotic world of his disintegrating psyche, someone’s got to pay… The Goodreads Killer – Talk is cheap, but murder costs nothing.
Welcome to Hell
Series: Mel Goes to Hell. Price: Free! Words: 3,980. Language: English. Published: February 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
"Good morning. Welcome to HELL." Mel hates job interviews – and this one's shaping up to be the interview from Hell. From the grumpy receptionist to the disturbingly demonic interview panel and the sleazy CEO, it seems landing her first job is the least of Mel's worries. Can she make it out of the office alive without selling her soul?
On Heroes: A Foible
Series: The Foibles. Price: Free! Words: 33,820. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
This story should be used with caution, not taken internally, and avoided by those who have a congenital lack of humor, who take themselves and the world too seriously, and those looking for something serious to read. This little saga pokes fun at bureaucracy, paperwork, heroes, and the latest fad in looming environmental crises. Find out how to save the world in six easy lessons, or not.
Scrawling
Series: Adventures of Neville Lansdowne. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,370. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » General
Neville Lansdowne finds himself deep down in a strange undersea world where everything is made of words. Here he meets some peculiar new companion and soon finds himself in the middle of another strange and wholly unexpected adventure.
Let's See How You Like It
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations, Book 12. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Plays & Screenplays, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Let's See How You Like It is a satire, but it introduces ideas that I personally find very interesting. What do we do with those who wear ignorant hatred as a badge of honor? Is Frank right or wrong? They're a whole lot of folks out there who will find this story offensive instead of funny and thought provoking. To you, I say, phhhht.
Calling Forever (Xander Barns Series, book 3)
Series: Xander Barns Series, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,060. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Author's Note 'Dark Satire genre, ages 18+'. Marisa Gellys should have erased Xander Barns from her memory as soon as she arrived back home. She was now working for Xander Barns and all she had to do to get paid was to keep that menace out of trouble, which shouldn’t be too difficult, that is until Xander’s equally gorgeous normal fraternal twin brother shows up, changing everything.
Some Cool Ways To Make One Million Dollars
Series: Some Cool Ways, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,570. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Personal success, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Some Cool Ways To Make One Million Dollars is a virtual cornucopia of priceless ideas on how to make one million dollars. When you start reading, your eyes will open for the first time about how to make one million dollars. And as always, that's without using any illegal means, unethical practices, witchcraft, bullcrap like astronomy, forensic science, or shit like that.
The Disciple
Series: Secular religious stories, Book 4. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
“The Disciple” is a 2600 word, irreverent, satirical farce. It is a tongue-in-cheek offering to those who take every word in the King James Bible as absolute literal truth and exclude the possibility that other interpretations and faiths are as valid as their own. The story supposes what Satan would have done after he had been rejected by Jesus in the Garden that night.
Bottling Farts
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. You set the price! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" Approximately 2,200 words.