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Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire

Let's See How You Like It
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations, Book 12. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Plays & Screenplays, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Let's See How You Like It is a satire, but it introduces ideas that I personally find very interesting. What do we do with those who wear ignorant hatred as a badge of honor? Is Frank right or wrong? They're a whole lot of folks out there who will find this story offensive instead of funny and thought provoking. To you, I say, phhhht.
Calling Forever (Xander Barns Series, book 3)
Series: Xander Barns Series, Book 3. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 60,060. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Author's Note 'Dark Satire genre, ages 18+'. Marisa Gellys should have erased Xander Barns from her memory as soon as she arrived back home. She was now working for Xander Barns and all she had to do to get paid was to keep that menace out of trouble, which shouldn’t be too difficult, that is until Xander’s equally gorgeous normal fraternal twin brother shows up, changing everything.
Some Cool Ways To Make One Million Dollars
Series: Some Cool Ways, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,570. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Personal success, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Some Cool Ways To Make One Million Dollars is a virtual cornucopia of priceless ideas on how to make one million dollars. When you start reading, your eyes will open for the first time about how to make one million dollars. And as always, that's without using any illegal means, unethical practices, witchcraft, bullcrap like astronomy, forensic science, or shit like that.
The Disciple
Series: Secular religious stories, Book 4. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,770. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
“The Disciple” is a 2600 word, irreverent, satirical farce. It is a tongue-in-cheek offering to those who take every word in the King James Bible as absolute literal truth and exclude the possibility that other interpretations and faiths are as valid as their own. The story supposes what Satan would have done after he had been rejected by Jesus in the Garden that night.
Bottling Farts
Series: Bottling Farts, Inc.. You set the price! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" Approximately 2,200 words.
All Greek To Me
Series: The Quiet Rooms Trilogy, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 53,150. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Spies & espionage
Vast. Criminal. Enterprise. The New World Order is in full swing. Country by country, economic warfare is bringing ordinary people to their knees. Meanwhile, presumed dead and perpetually on the run, John and Jane are having a mid-life crisis. Can this marriage and democracy be saved? All Greek To Me - Book II in The Quiet Rooms Trilogy.
Total Beach
Series: Surfland Mysteries, Book 5. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 113,330. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
In Jackson Poe’s biggest adventure yet, he searches for the answers—along with a science teacher with a MacGod complex, a drag queen with a fluctuating number of breasts and a vomiting dog—and discovers that, once again, life in Surfland, Oregon, is a Total Beach.
The Ayatollah's Money
Series: Gwenny and Roger June, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 98,940. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Gwenny and Roger June are in London where they meet a beautiful Iranian woman. They spend time together visiting cultural sites, and then she follows them home to Charleston, South Carolina. What they don't find out until later is that before she left her home in Tehran, she stole ALL of The Ayatollah's money, and now some nasty boys in turbans are after her ass with malice aforethought.
Marriage Stinks
Series: Gastroholics Anonymous. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,500. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts?
Wanted Always (Xander Barns Series, book 2)
Series: Xander Barns Series, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,920. Language: English. Published: October 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Marisa Gellys thought the weekend of her father's 50th birthday party was going to be quick and easy. Thanks to a certain blue-eyed gorgeous, menace, a.k.a Xander Barns, her dad's birthday would have to take a back seat, because Xander has his own plans for this weekend and whether Marisa wants to or not, she's about to become a huge part of it. Author's Note 'Dark Satire genre. For ages 18+'.
Maynard Soloman vs. The Kidney Thieves (Funny Detective Stories #8)
Series: Funny Detective Stories, Book 8. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Maynard Soloman, a cantankerous private detective full of old-timey insults, slices open a ring of kidney thieves in this crusty short story. A band of baddies is posting ads for kidneys for sale on the Internet - at a sinister price. It's up to Maynard to climb into a bath tub of ice in a seedy motel to bust the ring in action. * BONUS: Includes Dr. Maynard's Guide to Kidney Transplants.
A Hint of Magic
Series: The Demon Diaries. Price: Free! Words: 30,450. Language: American English. Published: September 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Dora Carridine is fed up with her life as a preacher’s daughter and sets out to explore the darker side of life instead. If she can find some magic in the world, then maybe she will find a place she belongs.
Revenge of the Lushites
Series: War of the Lushites, Book 2. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 55,970. Language: English. Published: September 6, 2013 by 53rd Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In the year 4444 and a 1/4 the Lushites have returned. Piper Cleaner, First Assistant to the Assistant Surveillance Officer discovers a Lushite intergalactic vessel heading their way. Alarm bells ring throughout the galaxy! Have the Lushites returned to seek revenge?
Paradox Lost: A Divine Comedy Book III
Series: The Paradox Lost Trilogy, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 22,480. Language: English. Published: September 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
In the third part of Paradox Lost Steve Adams finally gets to go to his much sought after Galapagos Islands....or does he? After promising to write a paper disproving evolution Adams seems stuck on the Ecuadorian mainland. The locals, including the native woman Diana, couldn't be more friendly, but Adams wonders if Dr. Tafus hasn't tricked into betraying science and his soul once again.
Alfa 33 e o Enigma das Caldas
Series: Alfa 33, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 8,900. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 3, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Alternative history, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
"No mundo do agente Alfa 33, o 25 de Abril não resultou e a ditadura do Estado Novo mantém-se até aos nossos dias. Portugal continua pobre e atrasado, mas a situação parece menos grave porque ninguém está autorizado a queixar-se." Opinião subversiva não visada pela Comissão de Censura
Master Gardener
Series: Wylie Cypher, Two. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 102,350. Language: American English. Published: August 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
A humorous look at the problems presented by genetically altered seeds and chemicals that prohibit growth of weeds. Anne Proctor, Master Gardener in New Anglia, finds magic seeds that produce "super plants" that threaten the profitable seed business of BIG AG. Wylie Cypher, retired lawyer, battles BIG AG. Eco-terrorism group saves monarch butterfly. Fun and satisfying 300 pages!
Geschichten aus der Ebersstrasse
Series: Abenteuer auf Balkonien, Book 5. You set the price! Words: 8,230. Language: German. Published: August 4, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Z.B. Die Spende Lagos, Nigeria -Did this really work?! -Maybe once in a Million, but it did. Und er klickte auf "Send". Wie der Zufall es so will, erreichte mich seine Mail schon am nächsten Morgen. Obwohl meine , viel zu früh einsetzende, senile Bettflucht damit erst in zweiter Linie zu tun hat, möchte ich diese Pein nicht unerwähnt lassen. Und weitere Kurzgeschichten
#Conversationstoppers 3: Even More Puns, Non Sequiturs, Impossible Scenarios
Series: #Conversationstoppers:. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,880. Language: American English. Published: July 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Tweets certain to stop any conversation, and generate a good laugh, from the author of the Kate Wehring Mysteries, the Vanek Mysteries, the Cal Hodges Mysteries, and the Dr. Adam Karl Mysteries. Two other #Conversationstoppers collections are also available.
Superhero Quick-Change Blues
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,610. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Superheroes, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When Terrance Trainer discovers he has superpowers, he is forced to confront a sad truth- being a superhero isn't nearly as straight forward as it seems.
Creek Culture Fifth Selection
Series: Creek Culture, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 46,200. Language: Australian English. Published: July 15, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
creek culture is a selection of humorous tales based on burra creek and his family who are light fingered; have debatable morals, and have a tendency to come off second best in their dubious escapades.