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The Impartial Friend
Series: Neal Harris--Faith-Based Insurance, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 70,570. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
When people start to die at Neal’s church, are they being killed because someone is collecting believers’ souls? How do you steal a soul and why would you do it? Could the culprits be grasping at a means to evade death? When Neal meets Angela’s family, how will his safety become dependent upon Angela’s Aunt’s pet pig? Third novel in the Neal Harris series. 21 chapters
Michael Bay Must Die!! --A Satire
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,920. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.00 from 1 review)
A surreal satire about some toys who learn about Bay's movies and vow to get revenge for the way he portrays them- and the universe as a whole.
Sausages
Series: Neal Harris--Faith-Based Insurance, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 64,100. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When an order of nuns claims that the savior is at their mental asylum, can Neal resolve the most important question – Does he qualify for insurance? Do the other patients have insight into the mind of God or are they simply bonkers? Sausages is the second Neal Harris faith-based insurance satire-mystery. The romantic comedy subplot of the first novel is continued. 19 chapters, Approx. 60,000
Holy Chicken Scratches
Series: Neal Harris--Faith-Based Insurance, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 64,890. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Does Neal Harris, insurance investor for a faith-based insurance company, have any hope in finding a missing holy trinket? Does God exist, and could she have borrowed the trinket from a hapless group of seminarians? Will Neil always be unlucky around women, or can he develop a romance with the seminary administrator who is implicated in the trinket’s theft? 27 chapters, Approx. 59,000 words
The I Hate L.A. Campaign
Series: Opinions and essays, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 1,430. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Sometimes all it takes to turn a city around is a well-timed, well-executed promotional campaign.
Scribbling
Series: Adventures of Neville Lansdowne. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,560. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » General
When Neville Landsdowne accidentally pushes the world out of shape, he meets a new bunch of eccentric characters, and embarks on another strange and wholly unexpected adventure.
Paradox Lost: A Divine Comedy
Series: The Paradox Lost Trilogy, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 15,650. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Literary criticism » Ancient & Classical
(4.50 from 14 reviews)
Will a deeply indebted biologist betray evolution solely for money? Steve Adams longs for a life of adventure, making great discoveries in science, but his debts prevent him from leaving his dull job. When a mysterious Dr. Tafus offers him a high paying position at creationist school, Adams jumps at the chance. Will a lifestyle of ease cause him to abandon science for superstition?
The Gateway Project
Series: Aaron+Henna, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 98,560. Language: English. Published: February 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Fantasy novel. The bumbling apprentice burns his beard off again, trying to survive after being fired, cursed and captured by a few witches.
Last Clean Shirt Volume 3
Series: Last Clean Shirt, Book 3. Price: $3.29 USD. Words: 26,770. Language: English. Published: February 12, 2013 by WSIC EBooks Ltd.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Australia is the only country in the world where you can see a crocodile in the middle of a town where the locals are remarking in English, if they’re acknowledging it at all. It’s their laid-back approach to everything from drunk driving to foreign policies that makes Australia one of the greatest countries I’ve been to so far. On our shoestring budget, Kevin and I acquire a decrepit camper van
Psycho Proctologists - Hakuna Matata, Vagina Dentata (Psycho Proctologists #2)
Series: Psycho Proctologists, Book 2. Price: $1.69 USD. Words: 20,370. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
The Psycho Proctologists are back, and they're on the hunt for demons who hide in the dankest, darkest crevices of existence. And this time, they unwittingly uncover a nefarious plot aimed at eradicating the most sacred of human institutions: Sex.
The Dead Husbands Club
Series: The Dead Husbands Club, Book 1. Price: $4.00 USD. Words: 52,070. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(1.00 from 1 review)
Absolutely Fabulous meets Desperate Housewives in this spirited tale of two merry widows whose talent for discreetly solving other people’s problems earns them a devoted fan base and a prosperous living. Reviews posted here and elsewhere online would be much appreciated. Cheers, xxoo Ivana
It's All About Trust
Series: Hollow Log Stories. Price: Free! Words: 40,050. Language: Australian English. Published: February 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Book two of the Hollow Log stories. The Dawson family gets a dog and a cat but things happen to this dysfunctional family after the dog gets a bit smart for his own good. Oscar, the dog, is telling this tale of his mission to save the world, or so he thinks. Just whom does Oscar trust when on his mission to save the world from the chaos humans created.
Creek Culture First Selection
Series: Creek Culture, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 45,870. Language: Australian English. Published: January 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
creek culture is a selection of humorous tales based on burra creek and his family who are light fingered; have debatable morals, and have a tendency to come off second best in their dubious escapades.
Il disoccupato doc (ovvero l'arte di non fare niente)
Series: Sweet Life, Book 1. Price: $1.40 USD. Words: 24,220. Language: Italian. Published: January 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Enzo,il professore, vive a Belriposo con la mamma e le sorelle. E’ disoccupato , non ha una laurea né l’abilitazione all’insegnamento. Ma ha Giulia , la sua fidanzata.Il tempo lo passa con Pasquale ‘o sfessato tra serate danzanti a casa di amici facoltosi o al bar Genny. Va ad insegnare a Milano. Riuscirà il professore a tornare indenne dal freddo del nord ed a riscaldarsi al sole di Napoli?
Some Cool Ways To Get God To Like You
Series: Some Cool Ways, Book 2. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2013. Categories: Nonfiction » Religion & Spirituality » Religious philosophy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Some Cool Ways To Get God To Like You is literally overflowing with an abundance of enlightening techniques sure to bridge the gap between any human and his or her deity. And best of all, that's without any intense studying of religious materials, prayer, séances, tea leaves, forensic science, crop circles, countless hours of attending church, or shit like that! This is Michael Zinetti’s promise.
Templand
Series: TEMPLAND series, TEMPLAND 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 85,710. Language: American English. Published: December 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit
(4.00 from 1 review)
The heroine, Melanie Evers, is a plucky young working-class woman from Akron, Ohio struggling to support herself in Chicago in the post-9-11 economy. TEMPLAND follows Melanie's journey through the temporary employment world from a college student on "just a summer job" to a 28-year-old woman on a series of ever-more-wacky temp assignments.
Samson and Delilah- WORST. STORY. EVER.
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,100. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Religious
(5.00 from 1 review)
I don't know if you've ever read this story in the bible- but man- it sucks!
It Takes All Three- A Bobby Stoner Adventure
Series: Simple Journeys to Odd Destinations. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,730. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
It Takes All Three is a story from the early days of Bobby Stoner- the main character in "The Diary of Bobbys Stoner." In this story, Bobby learns an important lesson about taking things for granted. Oh, and there's a magic bunny rabbit.
Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom (Psycho Proctologists #1)
Series: Psycho Proctologists, Book 1. Price: $1.69 USD. Words: 25,510. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Forget Fifty Shades of Gray, this book is blacker than your a**hole. The world may think they’re crazy, but they’re all that’s standing between you and the Armageddon. Because when flaming buttholes threaten to doom humanity as we know it, who ya gonna call? A butt doctor.
Welcome to Devil's Peak, Abandon Hope all ye who Enter
Series: The Incoherent Ramblings of a Devil's Peak's Student, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 1,200. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A comical look at first days of school from the prospective of a Devil's Peak Student.