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Dinner With My Girlfriend Parents
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Marcus goes at his girlfriend parents house to pick her up for a date, oblivious that her father and his has history(girl history ). He's now invited to join them for dinner, what could go wrong?
The Naked Cellist
Series: Inspector Winwood Mysteries. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,580. Language: British English. Published: January 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What could possibly go wrong at an Arts Festival? It is not long before the first body is found sitting at a table beneath a painting of a naked cellist. Two more strange deaths occur against a festival backdrop of strange, bizarre, unusual and totally experimental acts. Winwood’s nose for suspecting that dark forces are at work has never let him down before and this case is no different.
The Cult of Following, Book One
Series: The Cult of Following Trilogy. Price: Free! Words: 80,650. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Misanthrope, Percy Field, is completely at ease amongst his reserved middle England community. However, if he is to rescue his floundering marriage he must follow his wife and her job to Singapore. Percy’s new home is exactly as he imagined it to be: too hot, too humid, an annoying place where even his habitual comfort of picking fault doesn’t provide consolation, until friendship comes his way.
The English Sombrero (Nothing To Do But Run)
Series: The English Sombrero. Price: $3.07 USD. Words: 135,770. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The perfect holiday read from Anthony Randall and Doug Goddard, funny, inspirational and motivating, you’ll laugh your Sombrero off!
420 High School
Series: 420 High. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,020. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2016 by Crimson Cloak Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Graphic novel, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Dear readers, welcome to the very first edition of 420 High. Come with us now to the wonderful home of the Tokers, where no teacher gets angry - and lots of snacks are sold as fundraisers. This tongue-in-cheek comic book series kicks off at the start of a new term at 420 High, where a wonderful laid-back attitude prevails, and horticulture and science take on a whole new meaning ...
Dear Esteemed Customer Letters, Volume Two
Series: Dear Esteemed Customer Letters. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 55,430. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Another set of 150 deliberate lies posing as letters alleged from various companies, businesses, professionals, or government agencies. They are exaggerations to evoke guffaws, giggles, and head scratching. None is a veiled reference to any actual company, business, professional, or government agency. Sample them anywhere, there is no intended progression of ideas, styles, or other factors.
Along Came Sally
Series: I'm A Virgin. Price: Free! Words: 1,070. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
Marcus just finished high school and decides on testing life sweet. What could go wrong?
West of Eden; A Dedicated Tale
Series: A short story. Price: Free! Words: 3,330. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Two small English cities battle it out, in a short tale of personal rivalry and obsession.
Introspect
Series: FINDING LOVE. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 28,390. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is a book on second chances on a woman who thought she had killed love but in comes Brandon who is just flowers and splashes of color shows her that she can do better.
Dear Esteemed Customer Letters, Volume One
Series: Dear Esteemed Customer Letters. Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 59,680. Language: English. Published: October 13, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is a book of deliberate lies. The letters alleged by the title to be from various companies, businesses, professionals, or government agencies are fakes, each and every one. They are exaggerations to evoke laughs None is a veiled reference to any actual company, business, professional, or government agency. Enjoy them for the general silliness but don’t look for hidden meanings.
Forever Us
Series: FINDING LOVE. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 27,040. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Logan has come back home with one goal in mind to help Sasha face her fears and bring back the girl who used to fight for herself. Maybe along the way make her fall in love with him again. Will he manage to convince her that she is worthy and that they deserve a second chance? Or is he reaching for the impossible.
Love and Hate in America -- Lambchop Battles the Sexist Pigs
Series: 'Post Gender' fiction, (2017). Price: Free! Words: 14,850. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What happens when hate wins the presidency? Ask women shuddering at the Sexist-Pig-in-Chief -- President Dick Bomber. (Wait, who?) Ask Fat Cats, the Kluster of Kaboose Klams and Vladdy Vlad Vlad eating at the trough. Ask school kids, who watch clowns dance and dragons blow fire in the White House. Outrageous!!! The novel? Reality?? Or Hell itself??? LOVE it!!! HATE it!!! But it's FREE!!!
Can I Be Of Some Assistance
Series: The Bunker, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 94,400. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Welcome (back again) to the Bunker, an orderly, underground utopia where everyone's needs have been satisfied.
Альбертик, Виттили, Педро и Метроне в романе "Франсуа и Мальвази".
Series: Франсуа и Мальвази. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 75,980. Language: Russian. Published: September 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Образование этой шальной компании явился недобрый замысел сеньора Бофаро, решившего освободится от всяких лишних людей, понабившихся во дворец и которых бы лучше было вышвырнуть. Сначало компания поведена была за собой Виттили, называемом ещё придурком жизни, подтвердившимся, по известным ему сосаловкам.
The Inquisitive Guereza and the Community College Omelette Fundraiser Tragedy
Series: The Inquisitive Guereza Monkey. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 180. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2016 by Dingbat Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Children’s books » Fiction
A placid afternoon walk turns into chaos and meaningless destruction as the aromatic appeal of omelettes proves too difficult to resist for the confused and inquisitive guereza monkey. But will his distracted orange-obsessed owner be able to act quickly enough to avoid disaster or is he just an inane tertiary character to the guereza’s unintentional (and inevitable) havoc?
How To Subvert Your Artistic Ambitions For A Marketing Job
Series: Go Help Yourself. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,700. Language: English. Published: July 9, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Creativity
Are you an aspiring artist? Are you ready for marketing agencies to harvest your burgeoning talent by luring you into their cabal of lies? Well this quick and easy how-to-guide will streamline the process of subverting and spoiling your creative energy before you get a chance to share your unique vision with the world. Start making money now, instead of fulfilling your dreams later.
Ten Ways To Make Money Fast
Series: Go Help Yourself. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 2,430. Language: English. Published: July 8, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Personal Growth / Success
Everybody needs money, but not everybody is as smart as you. More importantly, not everybody has this scientifically-normalized "How-To-Guide" for step-by-step money-making. Mathematically, there are steps you can take to actually make more money. Leave your poor friends behind and say hello to your rich friends because you're (honestly) probably going to start making a lot of money really soon.
The Profit
Series: Go Help Yourself. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,210. Language: English. Published: July 7, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Nonfiction » Self-improvement » Motivation & inspiration
These short fables by self-proclaimed guru Matt Payne describe how we can all transform our lives by earning more profits. The fancy language and amoral tone will delight even the winniest of clyptics.
Струя кабарги
Series: Чашка кофейной хроники. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 1,210. Language: Russian. Published: July 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Стать личной тенью Вора, босса русской мафии и его Consigliori, не просто и подвластно только неординарной и необыкновенной личности. Сэмэн из таких. Он никогда не пасует перед опасностью, всегда изворотлив и находчив, а к личным поражениям относится как к достижению цели. Читайте и смейтесь от души. Он порадует вас своими жизненными историями и колоритным жаргоном. С уважением, Владимир Росс
Four Crazy Short Stories
Series: Short Stories · Books in Print · Literary. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,150. Language: English. Published: June 4, 2016 by Wes Writers & Publishers. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Who is out of control, the crazy government or the citizens telling their tales of woe? Absurdity versus reality—is there a difference? These four widely read stories will have you scratching your head and wondering what the author might have been smoking. But don’t worry it’s all in his head and it’s all a matter of time before you hear the news and go, “Hey wait a minute, I read that somewhere.”