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The Other Side of the Mask
Price: Free! Words: 16,670. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is a collection of three short stories about the supervillain condition, each one from a different angle. Also included are the first three chapters of my upcoming superhero novel.
Drunk blade
Price: Free! Words: 1,410. Language: English. Published: October 2, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The daywalker vampire blade is back and more intoxicated than ever.
The Sick Fuck Meets Crazy Fucking Eyes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 770. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
An e-book from the warped mind of Dustin Schuyler Lewit. Contains 5 new pieces of flash fiction. Written by Dustin Schuyler Lewit. Copyright 2018 by Dustin Schuyler Lewit. All rights reserved. For open minds.
Red Flag
Series: Stupid Smartphones. Price: Free! Words: 1,620. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A dirty satire about a reckless writer who writes a book so controversial that the Department of Homeland Security turns to Dr. Huey Pacard, Head Director of the Domestic Cyber Terrorism Unit, to stop him before his book causes a geopolitical inconvenience.
Get Yer Facts Straight
Price: Free! Words: 700. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
3 new pieces of flash fiction from the mind of Dustin Schuyler Lewit. Written by Dustin Schuyler Lewit. Copyright 2018 by Dustin Schuyler Lewit. All rights reserved.
No More Politics, Please!! (Gasps and a Conservative Holding an AR-15 Faints From Fear of More Political Discussion
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 700. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A new collection of flash fiction, written by that snowflake Dustin Schuyler Lewit. Copyright 2018 by Dustin Schuyler Lewit. All rights reserved. Thank you everybody for supporting what I do. I love each and every one of you!!
The Hairless Chihuahua Who Saved America
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,120. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A short story about America from the eyes of an American who often isn’t viewed as one. Written by a Veteran of the 10th Mountain Division, "He's a Mexican." One who has probably done more pushups for his Country than the arm chair patriots who have staked a claim to “I’m the real American, you are not.”
Untolerated Rejection
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,370. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
Paul has slept with dozens of girls at his high school, but it’s the person he keeps rejecting that gets him in trouble.
What Our Helmets Let Us See
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,930. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Am I the monster you see when you look at me through the lens of your progressive politics?
Fairy Impeachment Tales
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 590. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A new collection of 6 pieces of flash fiction from the pen of Dustin Schuyler Lewit. All selections written by Dustin Schuyler Lewit. Copyright 2018 by Dustin Schuyler Lewit. All rights reserved.
Immorally Politcal Tales
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 560. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A collection of 4 new pieces of flash fiction from the twistedly political opinions of Dustin Schuyler Lewit. Copyright 2018 by Dustin Schuyler Lewit. All rights reserved.
Gender Identity and the Invisible Pasta God
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,750. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
Kale, a wannabe pickup artist, attends a Pastafarian meetup to mock the religious and hopefully hook up with his sufficiently-hot co-worker Jezzie. But when a peg-legged Pastafarian minister shows up in pirate garb and leads them all to the school board meeting next door where a debate about bathroom policies is underway, it becomes obvious that everyone, absolutely everyone, has a religion.
Alice in Credit Land
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 1,560. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2018 by Stillwater River Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Remember the debt crisis? The worst economic crisis in America since the Great Depression. The United States almost went under. People say it was caused by the federal government forcing poor people to own their own homes. Were they nuts? Everyone That's why we have projects. That's why we have trailer parks. That's why we have shelters.
It's a Jungle in Here
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 11,160. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2018 by Stillwater River Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Does a day at the office leave you exhausted? It's because you're fighting off predators from one minute to the next. If you hope to survive, you had better be able to recognize them, and fast!
Carpe Sodium
You set the price! Words: 6,680. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This book provides a new vocabulary for the Politically Incorrect.
Santa Gets Outsourced: A Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 6,810. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(2.00 from 1 review)
"Santa Gets Outsourced: A Short Story" is a short satirical tale of about 6,000 words. It's the week before Christmas in the North Pole. Santa and the elves receive notice that operations are being outsourced to overseas. They decide to fight back.
Super George: The Cocky Sockpuppet
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
George Stuffing was just a regular sockpuppet until one day he comes across a group of sockpuppets harassing Tattles, a pretty lady sockpuppet. Interfering into their business, he finds out that these harassing sockpuppets are cottoners deliberately sabotaging wool products with cotton to sell to consumers at a much higher price. George finds himself unable to stay away.
Courtesy Jerk 5: Full of Holes
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,630. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Honestly, is there anything left to say at this point? Is there no shred of hope of humanity left in the world when it comes to customer service? I think you all know the answer here. Courtesy Jerk's fifth installment centers around the memories we've all had as a child of being that wide-eyed confection customer. Doughnuts.
Courtesy Jerk 4: Concessionally Speaking, You're an Asshole
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,270. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end, but not necessarily in that order." - Jean-Luc Godard. Yeah? Well, with the way these people are acting, I think their "end" is about to come a lot sooner than expected. The fourth installment of Courtesy Jerk takes us into the world of entertainment, though i'm sure you can tell by this point that life is all but entertaining.
Courtesy Jerk 3: It's Your Fault That Your Kids Suck
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,730. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
If you're lucky enough to have children, then you might be unlucky enough to know about all of the garbage that comes with being a parent. Or at the very least, being the parent for a parent.