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Untolerated Rejection
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,370. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
Paul has slept with dozens of girls at his high school, but it’s the person he keeps rejecting that gets him in trouble.
What Our Helmets Let Us See
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,930. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Am I the monster you see when you look at me through the lens of your progressive politics?
Fairy Impeachment Tales
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 590. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A new collection of 6 pieces of flash fiction from the pen of Dustin Schuyler Lewit. All selections written by Dustin Schuyler Lewit. Copyright 2018 by Dustin Schuyler Lewit. All rights reserved.
Immorally Politcal Tales
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 560. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A collection of 4 new pieces of flash fiction from the twistedly political opinions of Dustin Schuyler Lewit. Copyright 2018 by Dustin Schuyler Lewit. All rights reserved.
Gender Identity and the Invisible Pasta God
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,750. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
Kale, a wannabe pickup artist, attends a Pastafarian meetup to mock the religious and hopefully hook up with his sufficiently-hot co-worker Jezzie. But when a peg-legged Pastafarian minister shows up in pirate garb and leads them all to the school board meeting next door where a debate about bathroom policies is underway, it becomes obvious that everyone, absolutely everyone, has a religion.
Alice in Credit Land
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 1,560. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2018 by Stillwater River Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Remember the debt crisis? The worst economic crisis in America since the Great Depression. The United States almost went under. People say it was caused by the federal government forcing poor people to own their own homes. Were they nuts? Everyone That's why we have projects. That's why we have trailer parks. That's why we have shelters.
It's a Jungle in Here
Price: $3.50 USD. Words: 11,160. Language: English. Published: August 16, 2018 by Stillwater River Publications. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Does a day at the office leave you exhausted? It's because you're fighting off predators from one minute to the next. If you hope to survive, you had better be able to recognize them, and fast!
Carpe Sodium
You set the price! Words: 6,680. Language: English. Published: August 14, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This book provides a new vocabulary for the Politically Incorrect.
Santa Gets Outsourced: A Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 6,810. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(2.00 from 1 review)
"Santa Gets Outsourced: A Short Story" is a short satirical tale of about 6,000 words. It's the week before Christmas in the North Pole. Santa and the elves receive notice that operations are being outsourced to overseas. They decide to fight back.
Super George: The Cocky Sockpuppet
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: August 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
George Stuffing was just a regular sockpuppet until one day he comes across a group of sockpuppets harassing Tattles, a pretty lady sockpuppet. Interfering into their business, he finds out that these harassing sockpuppets are cottoners deliberately sabotaging wool products with cotton to sell to consumers at a much higher price. George finds himself unable to stay away.
Courtesy Jerk 5: Full of Holes
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,630. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Honestly, is there anything left to say at this point? Is there no shred of hope of humanity left in the world when it comes to customer service? I think you all know the answer here. Courtesy Jerk's fifth installment centers around the memories we've all had as a child of being that wide-eyed confection customer. Doughnuts.
Courtesy Jerk 4: Concessionally Speaking, You're an Asshole
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,270. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
"A story should have a beginning, a middle, and an end, but not necessarily in that order." - Jean-Luc Godard. Yeah? Well, with the way these people are acting, I think their "end" is about to come a lot sooner than expected. The fourth installment of Courtesy Jerk takes us into the world of entertainment, though i'm sure you can tell by this point that life is all but entertaining.
Courtesy Jerk 3: It's Your Fault That Your Kids Suck
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,730. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
If you're lucky enough to have children, then you might be unlucky enough to know about all of the garbage that comes with being a parent. Or at the very least, being the parent for a parent.
Courtesy Jerk 2: Hating Others Makes You Better
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,260. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Face it, there's so much more to complain about in life. Courtesy Jerk returns with a fresh new installment! This time, breaking away from just the supermarket, we tackle the most annoying, aggravating, and all around worst people to ever walk the earth. Their mannerisms are nothing to smile over, but everything to make fun of, so let's get to it!
Courtesy Jerk: Confessions of a Supermarket Employee
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 2,820. Language: American English. Published: August 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Remember your first customer service job? Of course you don't! Because you've been trying to push it out of your subconscious for the past fifteen to twenty years! It's cool, I get it; I'm right in that position as we speak. Here's what you've been dying to say all this time though.
Frustration: Can We Get Rid of It
Price: Free! Words: 4,870. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: July 30, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Inspirational, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Have you ever faced this situation in life, when you visit the residence of your boss or new super boss for the first time, his wife came out to greet you and you are shell-shocked to see that she happened to be your ex-girlfriend, whom you had dumped few years back? Subhankar asked me with a gloomy face.
The Third Book of Questionable Answers
Series: A Questionable Answers Treasury. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 17,460. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Another in the thoroughly unrecognized series of Questionable Answers books.
Poodle Park
Price: Free! Words: 1,220. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Biographical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A quite hilarious at times (and ridiculously insincere throughout), paragon of first-word issues, lunchtime conversation in a high-end Charlotte restaurant is overheard and transcribed. The subjects' most likely thoughts are generously sprinkled into the verbal salad. If this little slice-of-life vignette were expanded (for some odd reason) into an American movie, it would most likely be rated G.
Maven's Fractured Fairy Tales
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,330. Language: American English. Published: July 11, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Funny retellings of Rumpelstiltskin, Beauty and the Beast, and Frog Prince featuring Maven Fairy Godmother, a middle-aged woman who fractures each fairy tale in trying to make her clients' wishes come true. Written for adults
PumpkinEater
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,340. Language: American English. Published: July 3, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Three fractured fairy tales for grownups with the inimitable Maven Fairy Godmother: Kiss of the Kudzu, Beans, and PumpkinEater. The client is always right, even when she isn't, so Maven does her best to get the client the happily ever after that she wants, even when she makes a very unwise wish. Sometimes despite Maven's best efforts, the client gets what she deserves...what she asked for.