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Fang Banged
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Price: Free! Words: 12,630. Language: American English. Published: November 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Oh, vampires! So irresistible when they’re leering, shirtless, or moving their tongues seductively around bright red lips, but when ace reporter Tim Johnson sets out on assignment to discover what vampires are really about, what he finds isn’t exactly what all those impressionable young girls, or the virulent anti-vampire crowd, might have expected.
The Gish Chronicles - Vol. 5: Yeast Infections
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Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Out of sheer desperation, Gish accepts the advice of an old friend and takes a job that doesn't exactly rise to the occasion. Later, she's convinced that the hiring manager on the other side of the phone actually is.
Screwtape Lost and Found- Unbelief is the Obscene Sin Demons and the Enemy Tolerate the Least
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 16. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,940. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When things go wrong Demons invade the emotions, making them empirical. When things go right the Enemy is looked toward and thanked; this vague abstraction barely restrained from being fiction. But as long as Demons and the Enemy are believed in, well, that’s what really matters.
Stare Decisis (Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,100. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A mutated kitten, magical dust, and a machete: What better way to explain how same-sex marriage has been beating common sense in the courtroom. Includes bonus story: "The Statue of Liberty Orders a Burger (and gets something completely different)" Short satire. (~2100 words)
A Terrorist Converts: Why I'm Voting for Hillary Clinton
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Series: A Terrorist Converts, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,490. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Will retired terrorist Shazam al-War bin al-Gorithm adapt to his new life in America? After a lengthy baptism, the CIA give Shazam his harp and wings and admit him through those pearly gates to the Holy City Itself: Washington DC. But when he gets picked up for sleeping on a park bench, Shazam must learn to put aside his Waki ways, and embrace Hillary Clinton as his own personal savior.
Allegory - The Three Red Birds
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,440. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(This allegory was discovered in the trunk without a lid by Sleep Walker when he wasn’t inside it asleep.
The Surreal Adventures of Anthony Zen: Episode 3 - One Day During Work
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Price: Free! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Stop what you're doing. Look around. Is this it? Snap out of it. Check your watch. Get back to work. Do not attempt to be different. Blend in. Buy something. The cycle must continue ... or does it? One man has broken free. Join him in his search for enlightenment, inner peace, and a really good pair of trousers.
Not Man Enough
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Price: Free! Words: 7,880. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The protagonist’s advocacy against mass accusation on him being ‘not man enough’. He also contests the parallel label of ‘not woman enough’. The jury is already out as he puts up his witty advocacy against the pop cultural benchmarks over gender appropriates and massive peer pressure on men and women alike for being ‘something enough’. It is for readers to preside on the judgment. He needs you!
Would You Like Flies With That?
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,190. Language: American English. Published: October 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A collection of funny short stories written by Kristina Pitts.
Sir Murdoch of the Large Table
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,460. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Surely soon Arfur will call me, so as we may, side by side, partake of wild boar, drink wine from silver goblets and caress and taunt busty maidens at, or upon, the table to our heart’s content.’ Arfur has bigger problems. His knights are searching for the The Holy Pail. Can Sir Murdoch find the relic, earn his place at the Large Table and take the hand of the beautiful and virtuous Gyferwyff?
Murdoch and his Three Thieves
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,010. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Oh, I don’t know, you young, modern women want things all your own way. Why, when I was your age, a camel and two bottles of the finest cooking oil were all that was needed for a man to win your hand...’ Murdoch, shirtless and baggy-panted in the sun and sand of Ancient Baghdad, is in love with the beautiful Princess Tuous, daughter of Suntan Vinegar, who is engaged to the wealthy Caliph Ornia.
Murdoch of the High Seas
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,120. Language: English. Published: October 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Good people of The Prince of Prahran, let it be known that Murdoch, of the high seas, the Gentlemen Pirate, is now the owner of your vessel and all goods and chattels that reside on board!' Join Murdoch for a rollicking adventure on the high seas with the delightfully beautiful Lady Sarah Bunkleberry and the not so delightful (definitely not beautiful) Lord Phillip Horsaface.
Screwtape Lost and Found – Sex in the Church
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Series: Screwtape Lost and Found, Book 15. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,750. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
There’s a lot of sex happening in the Church. It’s talked about, read about, prayed over. Meetings are held. Hell some of them even do it! And the really evil ones do it to whom they mustn’t. The Church is truly the Devil’s playground. And blame Demons it does!
Where Do Lonely Socks Go?
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,640. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: October 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
The answer to the the riddle that has plagued mankind since the invention of footwear is finally here.
Michael Porters Strategy for Begging
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Price: Free! Words: 1,180. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: October 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Satire on how we judge and give alms to beggars which is often reflection of ourselves.
Concept Album
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You set the price! Words: 11,330. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Short stories like this: "Do you like NME-style music? And fairies? And salamanders? And autopsies? And Japanese candy? And hurricanes? And robots? And witches? Then what are you waiting for?"
I Can't Remember
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Price: Free! Words: 330. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
One man's battle with himself & his memory. At least, I think that's what it's about - I can't seem to remember.
The Song of the Six Gun
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,490. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Look, Suzette, I know that little Billy told you about his daddy robbin’ the bank in all confidence and that you only told the deputy so they might capture him before he carries out his surely ill-fated plan, but I’ve just got to go into the hills and kill the man.’ Join Murdoch as he takes on the role of the singing cowboy. Will he stop Blue Bill and win the heart of purdy school-marm Suzette?
In The Wars
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,830. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘Krauts!’ someone screams and the men are running every which way. ‘Good . . . I mean, damn!’ Murdoch says. As all are in confusion, Murdoch runs straight ahead. He needs to instruct this company in the correct application of the hand grenade. As he runs, he extracts the pin of one with his teeth. Sure enough, up ahead a tank rumbles straight towards him. From the turret, the gun swivels . . .'
The Treasure of Sienna Padre
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,590. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
‘You led me into a trap, my friend,’ Murdoch says addressing the bleeding man. ‘You knew damn well that I was almost certain to be killed. I must admit that, for a while there, I was convinced that the old man was on the level. That is until he led me into the Sienna Padré Mountains...' There are rumours of gold in the Sienna Padre mountains. Murdoch also knows those hills are full of banditos.