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334 Witticisms of Great Wisdom
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,960. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A collection of proverbs and random whimsy for the casually insane.
The Trump Dictionary Volume 1: A Political Satire Mainly in His Own Words
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 7,600. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
'I used to be disgusted. Now I try to be amused,' Elvis Costello. Inspired in part by Ambrose Bierce's classic The Devil's Dictionary, The Trump Dictionary Volume 1 is a political satire chiefly in the commander-in-chief's own words. It covers Trump through mid October of 2017, the first 300 words or so.
Върло Демократско (лека и хумористична поезия)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,530. Language: Bulgarian. Published: October 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In Bulgarian! Ами така е, това е “върло” демократична поезия, или, респективно, анти-демократична. Но то надали ще се намери страна по света където интелигентните хора да харесват демокрацията — защото тя е прекалено, ами, вулгарна! Е, аз си казвам своята дума, в случая чрез леката ми поезия.
The Legend of Trixie Pug Part 9
Series: The Legend of Trixie Pug. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 4,600. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2017 by 53rd Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
When we last left our heroes Bart Butterfinger led them into another dimension. They soon discover radical vegans have taken over the universe and exterminated all meat and diary foods. And as carnivores their lives are at risk. Will they escape before the vegan extremists end their mission permanently?
The Legend of Trixie Pug Part 8
Series: The Legend of Trixie Pug. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,450. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2017 by 53rd Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
Trixie Aioli and Cherry Bomb are on a mission to stop a wedding so Trixie will marry Herman Pug and become the CEO of Heavenly Sky Burger. In part 7 we left our heroes about to be killed by Mega Fried Banana Branch storm troopers. Now in part 8 they are rescued by intrepid space captain Bart Butterfinger and transported to another time line. This is when things get really weird.
The Legend of Trixie Pug Part 7
Series: The Legend of Trixie Pug. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,620. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2017 by 53rd Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
In this instalment Trixie and Cherry confront their duplicate selves from the past and somehow survive. They discover the past they knew has been changed and they may have changed too. Just when the menu has gone 69 things get worse...will they make it to their own future and will Trixie become CEO of Heaven Sky Burger or has this disappeared like an ice cream cone on a summer's day?
The Real Leader of the Illuminati Revealed
Price: $1.99 $0.99 USD. (50% off until Dec. 09!) Words: 19,040. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2017 by KCEditions. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The best satire should leave the reader thinking “this could all be true”. In this bitingly funny series of satirical essays, Christopher Antony Meade takes aim at a variety of targets from Noah and his Ark to Kim Jong-un. The true identity of the Illuminati leader (you’ll never guess who) is revealed, as well as what really happened to President Kennedy in Dallas in 1963.
Who Moved My TV?
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 16,930. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
There are dozens of new TV shows added every season, and endless sports, plus commercials for junk food and prescription drugs. For Connor, some sneaky new arrivals in his suburban home are about to change his life forever. What's real and what's fantasy? Maybe television is subtracting part of Conner's brain, and giving it to the invaders?
Just Rewards
Price: Free! Words: 3,980. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A humor/satire short story centered on a hapless man who just could not say no to credit card offers.
Tilt
Price: Free! Words: 3,920. Language: English. Published: October 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(5.00 from 1 review)
Humor/satire short story chronicling a day in the life of a self-employed home inspector.
La voz de lo inerte
You set the price! Words: 12,260. Language: Spanish. Published: October 2, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
Relatos cortos en que los objetos inertes serán dotados de palabra por un momento para contar sus fantásticas experiencias, revelarse por el trato recibido o simplemente mostrarnos nuestra propia humanidad e inhumanidad desde una perspectiva diferente.
Cold War 2.0: Brats on the Playground
Price: Free! Words: 1,660. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Original satirical poems about the blustering between U.S President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un,
The Social Justice Warrior Handbook: A Practical Survival Guide for Snowflakes, Millennials, and Generation Z
Price: $7.99 USD. Words: 18,320. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2017 by Post Hill Press. Categories: Nonfiction » Politics and Current Affairs » Activism, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Social Justice Warrior Handbook will unlock the secrets to identifying social injustice and surviving in a world that doesn’t care about your feelings.
Con Prince of Copenhagen: A Short Story
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,020. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Life dropped teenage American Toby Nielsen cold turkey into a Danish school. Toby has to find a way to get over. His own way. Until he owns Copenhagen. And he has to start now. Because nobody’s born a great con artist. Toby has to make himself into one. Acclaimed for “sharp storytelling”, Diana Deverell brings you a humorous tale of teenage life in an international capital. Buy it today.
Conversations at Home
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,410. Language: British English. Published: September 20, 2017 by Goddess Pleasure. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a bizarro comedy for adults. When household objects and refrigerator items start having funny conversations with each other in the presence of two human beings who live in the same house, you'll laugh like you've never laughed before! This story contains swearing, sexual innuendo and all things strangely weird, hilarious and entertaining!
Trumped: A Political Fantasy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,070. Language: English. Published: September 19, 2017 by Webfoot Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
When veteran reporter Beth Bartlet receives an email from a source claiming “the scoop of the century,” she regards it with the skepticism it deserves. What she doesn’t expect is for that claim to lead to a story, or for the story to trigger the potential downfall of America’s most controversial president.
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Price: $100.00 USD. Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Science fiction » General
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What Happened
Price: Free! Words: 1,950. Language: English. Published: September 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Essay » Political
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Raymond's presidential campaign.
Dr Franks Revolutionary Amputation Diet!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,690. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A satire of the thousands of diet plans and fads through the years.
¡Gazpacho!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 17,820. Language: English. Published: August 21, 2017 by Heads or Tales Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Airports are so much more than travel hubs. Every arrival and departure is the beginning or an end to a story. Love, separation, greed and addiction - From London to Los Angeles, Tokyo to Sydney, the drama unfolds. Dreams are shattered, problems solved and deals made. Put it all into a blender and serve cold - it's gazpacho.