Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire

How to Become a Bodyguard for Celine Dion's Larynx
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,330. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015 by Untreed Reads. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Ever wonder how contemporary singing divas protect their voice boxes? Well, wonder no more! In the satirical short story, an over-achieving nine-year-old unknowingly embarks on an unlikely career path en route to working for Celine Dion, the popular singing sensation. You'll laugh and you'll cry as the narrator of the story, a gifted child with a MENSA I.Q., navigates through her journey .
How to Make Easy Money by Pretending to be Homeless
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Small business and entrepreneurship, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The definitive guide to effectively panhandling for profit, regardless of actual housing status. If you want to live the dream of being an entrepreneur without the start up costs and actual business knowledge, then this is the book for you. Greg Johle leverages business knowledge and experience for you, providing this tongue-in-cheek guide to earning easy money while eroding your soul.
lol FILE
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,070. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Eviscerating humor on subjects dear to your heart
Working Retail
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,600. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A recent college graduate works at MediaTown to make ends meet after the zombie apocalypse ruined his prospects of employment in his field. He was promised a cushy job at a tech firm after graduation, but unlike him, the firm did not survive the outbreak. Now, he is struggling to pay off his student loans, while not only dealing with problem customers, but zombies who want to buy HDTVs and laptops
The Weekends of Sally Virtue. May & June
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,850. Language: American English. Published: May 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(5.00 from 7 reviews)
Sally Virtue is 10 years old and an only child living in a small town in Texas. She finds life boring, but looks forward to visiting her gran in Austin to break the monotony of her mundane life. Fear of spiders is nothing compared to living next door to a murderer.
Sol de Tokio
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 125,500. Language: Spanish. Published: May 18, 2015 by ManuPax Editores. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
¡NO TE PIERDAS ESTA EDICIÓN CORREGIDA Y AUMENTADA! Sol de Tokio tiene un título cuya justificación aguarda al final de la novela en clave simbólica porque, por todo lo antes dicho, nada impide terminarla como se le empezó, oscilando entre la ligereza de risa y hondura farsesca de sus abundantes procedimientos metatextuales que ella misma ridiculiza.
Captain Walker and the Meaning of Life
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 78,370. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
This is the story of Reno Walker, an alcoholic starship captain and former space pirate who, after escaping from an intergalactic prison planet designed to bore the bajeebers out of its inhabitants, has a chance meeting with a socially awkward scientist that believes he's discovered a way of finding the physical location of the creator of the entire universe.
Play The Fool
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 14,840. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Jack gets run over by an ice cream van. In the Afterlife, he meets a demon who forbids him to have any physical contact with women or he'll lose his soul. Meanwhile, he has to raise money for repairs to the local church or he'll get moved somewhere much worse. With too few parishioners, and the arrival of his sexy housekeeper, things prove extremely difficult.
What the Hell Were You Thinking?: Good Advice for People Who Make Bad Decisions
Series: The Alternate Reality News Service, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 68,580. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The sixth collection of Alternate Reality News Service articles is the second to feature the advice columns of Amritsar and The Tech Answer Guy. This humourous science fiction journalism may not be as good as your mom's chicken soup, but at least it won't nag you to tell it when you're going to get married!
What A Weekend!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 10,860. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A synthesis of characters encountered on a Facebook group. I would put this as too far out to believe before reading what they post regularly. This is a satirical comedy piece. The characters do not exist in reality ... well, maybe they do.
Lizzie, come back, please
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,800. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Lizzie lunges for the passenger side door handle and manages it with ease using her mouth. The door not only opens but she somehow pushes it forward and then Lizzie turns and grabs the sleeve of Murdoch’s jacket in her mouth. Soon Lizzie has Murdoch half way out of the burning vehicle. She is free of the inferno but the selfless rescue of her master is uppermost on her mind it seems. What a dog!
Camp Scamps
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,360. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
‘Alright, kids, a big hi de ho to you all and welcome to camp Itchywatchygoochie-e-e-e!’ A kids’ summer camp? Murdoch as a camp counsellor? Surely there has to be more to this latest Murdoch adventure than whiny, wallet-making, pre-pubescent kids. Doesn’t there? Has Murdoch completely lost his mind? Do we even need to answer that question?
Malcolm Maloney, World Wide Plague
Price: Free! Words: 910. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Five minute read. World's first internet troll! For the first time! The true story!
Salvation Coinage
You set the price! Words: 1,860. Language: English. Published: May 11, 2015. Categories: Nonfiction » Business & Economics » Money & monetary policy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
God save the pun from pundissers. A new coinage for America, punny money as a means to national salvation. Description of coins spelled out and impact on national psyche examined for the good of the nation.
The Shreds of Character
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 50,880. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: May 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Literature » Literary
People didn’t care what she heard, and it was only fair that she didn’t care what they heard. Befitting even. Somehow, it didn’t feel wrong, or disastrous. But he wanted to kill her. How could she do it knowing she had a brother? Didn’t she feel guilty doing it? Set in a small town of Punjab, The Shreds of Character is the tale of a disgraced family and of an enraged guilt.
Arlo and Jake Enlist
Series: The Adventures of Arlo and Jake. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,400. Language: English. Published: May 4, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Jake's retirement consists of beer, brats, watching beach bunnies pass by his patio deck and trading wisecracks with Arlo, his pet chameleon. OK, so it's a one-sided exchange, Jake doesn't mind. Book One, 'Arlo and Jake Enlist', follows the adventures of our dippy duo as they are snapped off the beach and into service as ABSs (Able Bodied Spacemen). Wait till you meet Pixie and Captain Starla!
Inoculated
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 80,700. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Orphaned on a muddy planet and reared by giant paramecia, Lydia observes with inoculated indifference as the nearby Gaean Empire crowns its new, ugly Empress. Suddenly, her life goes haywire. Pursued across the galaxy, she tries to discover why her fellow Homo sapiens have taken such a sudden dislike to her, and why her adoptive Paramecia are going to such lengths to protect her.
To Kill a Bunyip
Series: Hollow Log Stories. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,550. Language: Australian English. Published: April 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A fishing village, a writing competition, two dogs and a cat, a tranny politician, and a Bunyip that is killing fishermen. A satirical look at life and religion and myths. My apologies to literary greats as George Orwell, Euripides, Aristophanes, and Spike Milligan; authors who inspired me to write this book. I will sit in the corner and wait for the brickbats or bouquets.
Bollywood Storm Book I: New York
Price: $3.51 USD. Words: 87,080. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015 by EFG Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
At the Age of Thirty-Three, Elanna Forsythe George became ... "a Desi"? Can a mystical American detective unravel the mysteries of India? Bollywood Storm is a dark multicultural comedy in two Books with mixed elements that classify it as a Bollywood Murder Mystery.
Maple Fudge
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 63,560. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Political
A government terror that can only be described as: administrative. In the international backwaters of Canada, the top politicians in the country kill themselves in the middle of the night and leave a country wondering: Who is in charge? How much is the pay? What kind of paperwork is involved? Panic could rip democracy apart – unless everyone gets really, really tired of the whole thing.