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How to be Depressed: The Ultimate Guide to Getting Over Your Happiness and Achieving Lifelong Depression
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Nonfiction » Health, wellbeing, & medicine » Mental health
Do you want to be depressed? Do you ever wish that you could be filled with persistent feelings of gloominess and sadness? This book contains proven steps and strategies on how to overcome your happiness and feel truly miserable. It is essential reading for anyone who wishes to walk down the long dark corridor of clinical depression.
The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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Price: Free! Words: 12,350. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables', 'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant', 'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. Plus other stories the like of which you will never have read before.
Satan's Guide to the Bible - 1 Satan, Hitch and Snikwad Face Their Demons
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Series: SATAN'S GUIDE to the BIBLE, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 6,840. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ever wondered what was IN the Bible, but didn’t want to get involved - or perhaps you’re trying to escape? Here’s your Hell-sent opportunity. Satan and his minions Hitch the hobgoblin and Snikwad the sprite, begin at the Beginning and embark on an entertaining, belief-free adventure where they discover that Yahweh the Bible god is not God, and the fiendish new Reformation Hypothesis explains why.
The Mystery of the Second Cucumber
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A crime story that Dame Agatha Christie never wrote, but probably should have done. Hercule Poirot investigates the grotesque death of Colonel Brindsley Arundel, helped by his famously incapable friend Captain Hastings and hindered by the Colonel's more than dysfunctional family. Who murdered the Colonel? Who killed beautiful actress Jane Rutherford? What do cucumbers have to do with it all?!
Staff Meeting: A Short Story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,630. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A group of forum moderators get together for a bashfest of their leader, a conversation that has disastrous consequences.
An Outlander Dual Roles eBook
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Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy
A Free & Fun wee ebookie that parodies the smash hit book series OUTLANDER by Diana Gabaldon by showing the dual roles that animals could play as Outlander characters. A giggle for your day!
Till Death Do Us Fart
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,730. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed.
The Little Book of Big Enlightenment
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,380. Language: English. Published: May 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
Holding the world's record for appearances on Ricki Lake, New Age Master Lompoc Tollhaus is furious when a marketing hack is brought in to complete his latest spiritual book. Enjoy the fun as guru and ghostwriter grapple over the best way to sell a new consciousness. But following an unusual event, Tollhaus suddenly finds himself out on a limb, pitted against his own theories.
Candy Necklace (Single)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Jonathan is a vacuous, narcissistic five year-old boy. One day he's enjoying a summer afternoon when he gets a desperate call from a girl who wants him to sell her some blow. Soon he is lead into a chillingly nihilistic world of Transformers, Snuffaluffagus films, bad dreams, and Mexicans in white utility trucks. With darkness lurking around every corner, Jonathan is sure to meet a shocking end.
Blackmail Industry Protests Gay Marriage: A Political Satire
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Price: Free! Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When gay rights are sweeping across America, the Religious Right needs to make an unholy alliance. Journalist Loca Lemonde reports on the professional blackmailers’ union that joined anti-gay Christians at a Chicago protest to demand repeal of Illinois’s recent gay marriage bill. Hear some of the city’s leading blackmailers explain the bill’s harmful economic consequences.
Attack of the 50 Foot Pundit: A Political Satire
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,370. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
All is peaceful in the nation’s capital until the 50-foot-tall, Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist Glenn Greenwald (better known as Glennzilla) stomps onto the scene. His destination: the DC cocktail party where Barack Obama and the leading lights of Democratic punditry hold court. Can the pundits protect the president from Glennzilla’s well-argued criticism and marathon blog posts?
Presidential Politicians on Parade: A Political Satire
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A hit parade of presidential contenders past, present and future convenes on the set of a surreal, absurd, yet all-too-believable cable talk show. The flag-wrapped host poses this question to his guests: what do you look for in your ideal candidate? Their answers will take readers on a hilarious satirical ride through the potholes and pitfalls of 21st century US politics.
Elbee the Dog Vampire Dog Hunter: with Zombies! and More!
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Price: Free! Words: 25,430. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
When good dogs are asleep, bad dogs arise. Very bad dogs. Can Elbee the cockapoo save the world from this new breed of evil? It's like that other witty vampire hunter, but with dogs. And zombies. There might also be robots or sea monsters, but there's only one way to find out. Recommended if you like reading.
Graffiti Collected in a Tome from the Streets of Ancient Rome
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,280. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Themes & motifs
The Romans were incurably curious, talkative, malicious gossips. However, there were no gossip-mags back then, or Twitter, or exposés on National TV, so Romans had to fed their voracious appetite for their neighbour’s private life with graffiti, This is a little collection of salacious, vicious and delicious graffito featuring all our favourite bad mad Romans we so love to still gossip about!
The Sim Diary
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Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
‘The Sim Diary’ is a humorous short story that gives the reader a peek into the tragic yet comical world of a video game character whose life story is found within a virtual diary hidden within the case of a popular video game. The little man deals with a series of unfortunate incidents that certain video-gamers may be familiar with, until he is ultimately left alone in his virtual home.
GIT: Onesie
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Series: GIT, Book 10. Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I can't believe what I saw, some girl in some new fangled pyjama's wondering around the shop; do people have any pride in their appearance?
The Search For Pandora's Box
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Price: Free! Words: 39,060. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Meet Laurence Swift - inept, incompetent, idiot. When the fate of the world hangs in the balance due to the mysterious discovery and subsequent theft of Pandora's Box, he's probably the last man you' want to save the day. Yet somehow, by a miraculous turn of events that includes Dinosaurs, the Tour de France and a dartboard, he turns out to be the one man who can save the world from annihilation.
GIT: Late Buses
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Series: GIT, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: British English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Buses, the great British public transport system we all know and love, runs on time, or that's what they want you to believe! Mr. GIT tells his tales of the public transport system, and how on occasions he has prevented himself from knocking the bus drivers teeth out. Keep calm, and no violence needed.
Evening Harold - The Free Lunch
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Price: Free! Words: 12,250. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Evening Harold has been the daily publication serving the village of Harold for the last 300 years. In March 2013, to mark the internet being available in the village for the first time, we decided to release the online version, EveningHarold.com , so it can be enjoyed by not only the residents of Harold, but also those in Dunstable and by the rest of the world
So Far Gone, Girl: A Parody - Free Preview - The First 5 Chapters
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Price: Free! Words: 22,450. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A parody of, Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn's acclaimed and runaway bestselling masterpiece, So Far Gone, Girl— will leave you doubled over with laughter, gasping for breath and checking to see if your own ottoman can really balance on its side like that.