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The Sexiest Elbows I'd Ever Seen
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Price: Free! Words: 12,350. Language: British English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
When we first met she was Emeritus Professor of Post-Colonial Marmalade at the University of Ffestiniog. This collection also contains several other stories of equal import, such as: 'Shropshire Smith and the Temple of Vegetables', 'The Dancing Sex Nuns of the Tenth Quadrant', 'The man with the Golden Cheese Baguette'. Plus other stories the like of which you will never have read before.
Satan's Guide to the Bible - 1 Satan, Hitch and Snikwad Face Their Demons
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Series: SATAN'S GUIDE to the BIBLE, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 6,840. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Historical
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ever wondered what was IN the Bible, but didn’t want to get involved - or perhaps you’re trying to escape? Here’s your Hell-sent opportunity. Satan and his minions Hitch the hobgoblin and Snikwad the sprite, begin at the Beginning and embark on an entertaining, belief-free adventure where they discover that Yahweh the Bible god is not God, and the fiendish new Reformation Hypothesis explains why.
The Mystery of the Second Cucumber
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: May 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A crime story that Dame Agatha Christie never wrote, but probably should have done. Hercule Poirot investigates the grotesque death of Colonel Brindsley Arundel, helped by his famously incapable friend Captain Hastings and hindered by the Colonel's more than dysfunctional family. Who murdered the Colonel? Who killed beautiful actress Jane Rutherford? What do cucumbers have to do with it all?!
An Outlander Dual Roles eBook
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Price: Free! Words: 510. Language: English. Published: May 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy
A Free & Fun wee ebookie that parodies the smash hit book series OUTLANDER by Diana Gabaldon by showing the dual roles that animals could play as Outlander characters. A giggle for your day!
Candy Necklace (Single)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,910. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Jonathan is a vacuous, narcissistic five year-old boy. One day he's enjoying a summer afternoon when he gets a desperate call from a girl who wants him to sell her some blow. Soon he is lead into a chillingly nihilistic world of Transformers, Snuffaluffagus films, bad dreams, and Mexicans in white utility trucks. With darkness lurking around every corner, Jonathan is sure to meet a shocking end.
Blackmail Industry Protests Gay Marriage: A Political Satire
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Price: Free! Words: 1,040. Language: English. Published: April 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
When gay rights are sweeping across America, the Religious Right needs to make an unholy alliance. Journalist Loca Lemonde reports on the professional blackmailers’ union that joined anti-gay Christians at a Chicago protest to demand repeal of Illinois’s recent gay marriage bill. Hear some of the city’s leading blackmailers explain the bill’s harmful economic consequences.
Elbee the Dog Vampire Dog Hunter: with Zombies! and More!
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Price: Free! Words: 25,430. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
When good dogs are asleep, bad dogs arise. Very bad dogs. Can Elbee the cockapoo save the world from this new breed of evil? It's like that other witty vampire hunter, but with dogs. And zombies. There might also be robots or sea monsters, but there's only one way to find out. Recommended if you like reading.
The Sim Diary
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Price: Free! Words: 1,530. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
‘The Sim Diary’ is a humorous short story that gives the reader a peek into the tragic yet comical world of a video game character whose life story is found within a virtual diary hidden within the case of a popular video game. The little man deals with a series of unfortunate incidents that certain video-gamers may be familiar with, until he is ultimately left alone in his virtual home.
GIT: Onesie
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Series: GIT, Book 10. Price: Free! Words: 550. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
I can't believe what I saw, some girl in some new fangled pyjama's wondering around the shop; do people have any pride in their appearance?
The Search For Pandora's Box
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Price: Free! Words: 39,060. Language: English. Published: March 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Meet Laurence Swift - inept, incompetent, idiot. When the fate of the world hangs in the balance due to the mysterious discovery and subsequent theft of Pandora's Box, he's probably the last man you' want to save the day. Yet somehow, by a miraculous turn of events that includes Dinosaurs, the Tour de France and a dartboard, he turns out to be the one man who can save the world from annihilation.
GIT: Late Buses
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Series: GIT, Book 9. Price: Free! Words: 660. Language: British English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Buses, the great British public transport system we all know and love, runs on time, or that's what they want you to believe! Mr. GIT tells his tales of the public transport system, and how on occasions he has prevented himself from knocking the bus drivers teeth out. Keep calm, and no violence needed.
Evening Harold - The Free Lunch
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Price: Free! Words: 12,250. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
The Evening Harold has been the daily publication serving the village of Harold for the last 300 years. In March 2013, to mark the internet being available in the village for the first time, we decided to release the online version, EveningHarold.com , so it can be enjoyed by not only the residents of Harold, but also those in Dunstable and by the rest of the world
So Far Gone, Girl: A Parody - Free Preview - The First 5 Chapters
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Price: Free! Words: 22,450. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
A parody of, Gone Girl, Gillian Flynn's acclaimed and runaway bestselling masterpiece, So Far Gone, Girl— will leave you doubled over with laughter, gasping for breath and checking to see if your own ottoman can really balance on its side like that.
A Call from Cthulhu
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Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: March 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
(4.60 from 5 reviews)
The stars have aligned. Cthulhu is risen, rested and strong. The Great Old Ones await his call. . . . (Lovecraftian flash fiction parody — 500 words, about 2 pages)
Rude Awakenings
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Price: Free! Words: 82,380. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
In the land known as Terra Infirma (so-called due to its weak constitution), in the once vibrant city of Marasmus, the Trollian Conquest is complete and an authoritarian and oppressive regime holds sway. Religion is banned and the city's patron God, WACCHUS, finds Himself forcibly retired. He discovers that resurrection is only possible through the person of the Awakener. Unfortunately, the only b
Modi Operandi
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Series: Henchmen, Minions and Other Underlings, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 78,550. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Beth Belontalus, a young woman working for the Central Systems Post Service, is kidnapped by the insidious criminal organization the Debian Combine to become their new base administrator. Beth must survive long enough to hone this gaggle of madmen into a force to be reckoned with.
Conrad
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Price: Free! Words: 45,930. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Conrad Donovan wants answers, but the only man who has them is about to be banished from New Earth forever. Should he sneak on board the prisoner transporter, and risk a life of slavery on the horrific planet of Tharnon, just to put his mind at ease? What you think is largely irrelevant, because Conrad did sneak on board, and he regretted it almost immediately...
After Happily Every After
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Price: Free! Words: 12,890. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Parody
AFTER HAPPILY EVER AFTER takes a look at what happens after Harry meets Sally, or Tom Cruise 'completes' Renee Zellweger, or Jack Nicholson takes Helen Hunt for hot rolls. If you love movies or love books or maybe just love the idea of an anti-sacharine alternative to the usual sappy romances on the shelves around Valentine's day, then take a chance on AFTER HAPPILY EVER AFTER.
Unbalanced Party: Please Don't Feed the Trolls
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Series: Unbalanced Party, Book 3. Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
The Unbalanced Party tackle a pesky troll eating a local farmer's sheep.
The Outlaw Hassle Stone
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Price: Free! Words: 5,780. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mashups
Join Clint and Edward in this wee-adventure that takes place before the events of the first Unicorn Western, as gunslinger and unicorn ride into the dusty town of Solace to rid the sleepy town of the Outlaw Hassle Stone.