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FINGER "censored in Russia" ( Палец "отрезанный цензурой")
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,450. Language: Russian. Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Russian story about the struggle of gays and hard worker homophobe. История про противостояние мужика-гомофоба и людей нетрадиционной ориентации, которые случайно оказались соседями. Содержит ненормативную лексику.
Pustiso ni Betsy
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Price: Free! Words: 1,160. Language: Tagalog (Filipino). Published: July 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
“KUWENTO NG TEACHER NAMIN NOONG Grade 5, yung kapatid niyang babae, pagkatapos daw niyang magbunot ng buhok sa kili-kili, inutusan daw niya yung kapatid niyang bumili ng TAWAS dahil naubos na daw yung deodorant niya. Pero huli na nang malaman niyang KLOROX pala yung nailagay sa kili-kili niya!”
Women of Wrath
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
WHEN THE DEVIL GIVES YOU A JOB… You do it. She won’t listen to arguments, and she won’t give you her reasons, so don’t bother asking. I know this, because even by Hell’s standards, I’ve been here a long time. So begins Livvy's new career in Gluttony.
A Forest Tale
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Price: Free! Words: 2,450. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A Forest Tale is a modern day adaption of Little Red Riding Hood that is set in some fog-shrouded mountains of the Orient. Follow a fully-mature lady in red as she decides to take a long walk in the forest on a balmy, autumn day.
I Was Supposed To Be Paying Attention
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,460. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
While everyone else was listening to the instructor or securing dates with attractive classmates, Henry P. Mahone was horsing around with a pen and spiral notebook. These early, macabrely humorous short stories are all he has to show for his squandered education.
The Camilla Randall Mysteries Box Set
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 249,790. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Camilla Randall Mysteries: Snarky, delicious fun. Bridget Jones meet Miss Marple. Perennially down-and-out socialite Camilla is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong, but she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way.
The Left Leg
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Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
A short story of a man dealing with his worst enemy, his left leg.
Deep Time
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 62,600. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
after eight hundred years of searching for the champion, madness was descending. pastiche screamed and waved his sword at the trees of the last ancient forest, yelling the name, the cursed name, of the enchanter mydrrin. who was the champion? The old police chief? The estranged son? The abused daughter? branches creaked in the wind. pastiche's mad laughter added a counterpoint to the sound. Who?
Hello Dear
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,170. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
They’d met at a party and Martin was very charming toward her and they began seeing each other. After some time and when Martin wanted intimacy she couldn’t and they decided to break it off. Sometime later a strange creature came to her. Martin? A yowie parfable by the author of Psychic Nosehairs.
The Best Revenge (Camilla Randall Mysteries - the Prequel)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 83,210. Language: English. Published: June 24, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
THE CAMILLA RANDALL MYSTERIES: Snarky, delicious fun. Perennially down-and-out socialite Camilla Randall is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong, but she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way.
Food of Love: A Comedy about Friendship, Chocolate, and a Small Nuclear Bomb
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 78,230. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Part thriller and part screwball romantic comedy, Food of Love tells the story of Regina, a former supermodel, now princess of a tiny European principality, who has lost her skeletal figure and finds herself threatened by an unknown assassin.
Dead Medium
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,490. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
The deathly silence is about to be broken. May Elizabeth Trump was the rarest of spirits and she was none too happy about it either. Dead Medium: A humorous, character driven story and a unique vision of life after death. Not your average ghost story.
Coffee - You'll Take It Black and Like It
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Price: Free! Words: 4,730. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nestled in a remote stretch of wilderness, this eerie mountain hamlet is not on Pat Smith’s map. When he and his wife Jane stumble upon it during their cross-country bike race, they decide to stop for a quick bite, eager to get in and get out before their competitors catch up with them. But the only diner in town serves up something they weren’t expecting . . .
The Minnesota Candidate
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 110,660. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sparks fly when Tom Picacello meets Shari Munthon. So much so, that the couple elopes after knowing each other for just three short weeks. Tom discovers that Shari is a multimillionaire, while Shari learns that Tom's family is in need of psychiatric help. The world is changing, inexplicably, and Tom learns that Shari's dead parents are to blame. A lighthearted take on dark subject matter.
Suddenly, Zombies
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Zombies in space! Giant zombie gorillas! When life gets weird, all you can do is stick by your friends and hang on to your brains. Amanda C. Davis dishes out two short stories from the lighter side of the zombocalypse.
Junk Shop: A Dog Memoir
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Price: Free! Words: 33,870. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An old dog dispenses wisdom (whether you want it or not) and reminisces about her halcyon puppyhood with the human family she lost long ago.
The Sound of Hooves in the Living Room
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,490. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2014 by Triple V Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jason and Alex are on the fast track to rapidly figuring out their get-rich-quick scheme. If only they can get their printer to work. An offbeat story by Sean Monaghan.
Senior Scribbles, Second Dose: Take Two of These & Keep Your Mouth Shut
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 33,600. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2014 by Second Wind Publishing, LLC. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this series of insightful, humorous essays, Chuck Thurston delights, informs and inspires his readers. This second in a series of wide-ranging vignettes is full of misdirection, nostalgia, personal insight, warmth and beautiful writing.
Frotteurman’s Amazing Second Coming
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This short tale tells of Frankie James, the son of Benny and Hattie, and the frustrated lover of many a woman. He’s withdrawn from the world and enters the WWW to try and find closure. By a stroke of luck he becomes Frotteurman, and eight years later he makes his second coming. An organic parfable by the author of Sternum Music.
Till Death Do Us Part
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,230. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On the surface, Chris and Jenny seem like any other newly wed couple, except they're both keeping a secret from the other one. They both happen to be serial killers plotting to cash in on the other one's life insurance policy. Find out which one survives in this darkly comedic short story!