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LOST and PROFOUND: The Rejected Book Reviews by Famous People
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 23,070. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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What do Gore Vidal, Madonna, Arnold Palmer, David Letterman, Gloria Steinem and Salvatore 'Sammy the Bull' Gravano have in common? They, and many other celebrities, have written book reviews for the prestigious literary journal, 'The London Review of Books'. Each was rejected without explanation. Their reviews are now published as an entertaining, hilarious and at times controversial, collection.
Hero Complex (My Dark and Fearsome Queen x1)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 121,490. Language: English. Published: September 11, 2014 by Pulp Electronique. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
When the girls of the Lysander Spooner High School Drama Club need a guy for their play, they abduct Erik Schumacher from the library and force him to audition. He has everything they need -- namely, he's a guy and has a cute butt. If he can act, that'll be a nice bonus. But Erik soon discovers there's more to the drama club than meets the eye -- and there's good reason all the other guys quit.
Extreme Dentistry
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 94,580. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 13, 2014 by Brain Lag. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Middle-aged, middle-income and lapsed Mormon Arthur Percy felt his life lurch from a difficult normality onto the rails of a carnival ride heading somewhere too much like the Twilight Zone for his liking. Perhaps it is more the “Anti-Twilight Zone” that Arthur enters—where vampires and ghouls are not gorgeous but genetic parasites from a hideous communal intelligence known as the Hive.
Splendiferous
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 72,780. Language: English. Published: October 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Telly Walker, sixteen, lives in a ghetto in a Nazi America, where the slightest protest brings you a public lashing. His father disappeared ten years ago. Soon the Night Watch will implant a chip in the back of his neck and he'll do menial work for rich white folks only too happy with the status quo. Telly must find Dad and wake up America before a Drone destroys everything he loves!
Loretta and the Lizard King
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,860. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
PINK IS HIS FAVORITE COLOR Meet Rex, the Lizard King. Unlike his rival, Princess, Rex chooses quality in his diet, over quantity. Coddled and grown now to a size befitting his moniker, the Boss always stays near the door when he introduces his competitors and ex-wives. Only Loretta knows how to satisfy the King’s savage hunger.
When Flirting Met Zombies / Lifeless In Limbo
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,010. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The apocalypse gets its romcom on! - Benjamin and Sarah meet cute while battling a legion of world-decimating zombies. Whether they'll survive long enough to make it to an actual first date is another question. (Okay, okay, they totally don't. And? Turns out it's crazy-awkward to live happily-ever-afterlife with someone you just met. Thank God there's couples' counseling in the great beyond ...)