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The Prophecies Triptych Complete
By Eric Guindon
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 154,840. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Magic! Prophecies! Cultists! Demons! ...and Oliver? Oliver Kirkle had a normal life until prophecies got in the way. A multitude of cults, each with its own interpretation of the prophecies, think Oliver is their messiah. Unfortunately for Oliver, that's the only thing they agree about... ˃˃˃ Includes all three books of the Prophecies Triptych series
The Ex
By Anne Billson
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 107,050. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(4.00 from 1 review)
John Croydon is out of his depth. His latest client is classy and beautiful, and she's being stalked by her fiance's ex-wife, who is threatening to disrupt the wedding, or worse. Can Croydon persuade this inconvenient ex to leave the happy couple alone? Problem is, she's going to take a lot of persuading. Because she's dead. Has been dead for some time. And she isn't looking pretty.
My Day by Jones: the Cat's-Eye View of Alien
By Anne Billson
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,820. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Remember Jones, the ginger cat from the 1979 movie Alien? Of course you do. If you ever wondered what the events of the film looked like from his angle, here - at last - is a short story (approx 2200 words) that gives you the cat's-eye view. And if you never gave it any thought... well, maybe it's time you did. Because you know what cats are like.
Bite Club
By Hal Bodner
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 115,040. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2014 by Crossroad Press. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
Welcome to West Hollywood. The Creative City. Liberal and welcoming. Free from discrimination and hatred. A safe place to live if you’re gay. But West Hollywood isn't safe anymore... Someone in town has a macabre passion for beautiful young men. Healthy, gym-toned male bodies keep turning up, tortured, drained of blood, missing parts and quite, quite dead.
Missing, Presumed Undead
By Jeremy Davies
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 91,440. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2014 by Satalyte Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Here, the legend of Franklin ‘Stubby’ Mynos begins: a be-spectacled minotaur with a mind for Kryptic Krosswords and a stomach for Hurghian coffee. There’s a killer on the loose, which is hardly news in a City crawlin’ with killers; but this killer—The Hightown Hacker—is killing the wrong kinds of people, in the wrong kinds of places. City commerce is suffering.
El ángel herido
By Sergio Navas
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,260. Language: Spanish. Published: February 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
Un trabajo odioso, una madre posesiva, una infancia atormentada, un amor frustrado jamás olvidado y, por si fuera poco, un ángel que sangra y el fin del mundo de por medio. Estos son los elementos de esta novela psicológica, negra, de humor, de aventuras... ¿Podrá nuestro ácido protagonista dar rienda suelta a sus más bajos instintos ahora que él, y solo él, sabe que el Apocalipsis está de camino?
The Tax Angel
By DJ Marcussen
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,610. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
She was an angel. He was a lucky guy. But when her job as tax preparer kicks into high gear, Kimi changes. Michael is about to find out that the true test of love isn't children or in-laws... it's tax season.
Human Rights
By Damon Rathe
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 52,160. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2014 by Fishcake Publications. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
What would happen if a zombie suddenly became ethical? What if it wasn't happy with the organised zombie society it was forced to work within? What if it wanted to save human kind before they became extinct but had to eliminate the super mutant zombie overlords to do this? Could they live in peace with human kind? These are all the normal everyday questions you would expect during the apocalypse.
The Day My Boss Died
By Vera Bryant
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,060. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2014 by Beachtime Books. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Cyndi McKillup faithfully served as Mike's Coordinator for nearly 10 years. One day, all that changed.
Hell and Paradise
By Federico Muñoz Santerbas
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,680. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A sadistic colonel tries to get information from their prisoner, a woman with the rank of lieutenant.
The Man Who Could Fly But Probably Shouldn't've
By HLH Pattison
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 55,480. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
0.25 star(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Throughout the course of human history, only three people have ever managed to achieve flight through sheer focused concentration. Everybody else simply pooped their own pants.
The Funerals at Christmas
By Dixon Barker
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,080. Language: British English. Published: April 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ballard Funeral is the consummate showman, and the consummate arsehole – he’s also dying. With the help of his witless aid George and his adopted son and cash-cow Edward, Ballard is assembling a televised funeral extravaganza to celebrate his impending death. The Funerals at Christmas is a blackly comic tale that has echoes of Bukowski, Brautigan and Carver – but with a unique London voice.
Fanny Price: Slayer of Vampires
By Tara O'Donnell
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 64,140. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The classic Jane Austen novel gets a chilling twist as a series of secret letters reveal a menace to Mansfield Park more frightening than a visit from Aunt Norris. From the author of The Austen Avenger comes Fanny Price,Slayer of Vampires,a fang in cheek celebration of Austen's most underrated heroine on her 200th anniversary. She may speak softly but Fanny does carry quite the sharp stick!
Running Mike
By Naomi Kramer
Series: DEAD(ish) Allsorts, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,350. Language: Australian English. Published: April 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Mike escaped from Barb's torment with a well-aimed bullet to his brain. But life doesn't end at death, and Mike's now stuck in Hell with the exact person who was out to get him all along. 'Not a happy camper' is an understatement. This is the third short story in the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series. Timeline-wise, it follows DEAD (and hellbent).