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The Prophecies Triptych Complete
By Eric Guindon
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 154,840. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
Magic! Prophecies! Cultists! Demons! ...and Oliver? Oliver Kirkle had a normal life until prophecies got in the way. A multitude of cults, each with its own interpretation of the prophecies, think Oliver is their messiah. Unfortunately for Oliver, that's the only thing they agree about... ˃˃˃ Includes all three books of the Prophecies Triptych series
Extreme Dentistry
By Hugh A. D. Spencer
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 94,580. Language: Canadian English. Published: March 13, 2014 by Brain Lag. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Middle-aged, middle-income and lapsed Mormon Arthur Percy felt his life lurch from a difficult normality onto the rails of a carnival ride heading somewhere too much like the Twilight Zone for his liking. Perhaps it is more the “Anti-Twilight Zone” that Arthur enters—where vampires and ghouls are not gorgeous but genetic parasites from a hideous communal intelligence known as the Hive.
The Ex
By Anne Billson
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 107,050. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(4.00 from 1 review)
John Croydon is out of his depth. His latest client is classy and beautiful, and she's being stalked by her fiance's ex-wife, who is threatening to disrupt the wedding, or worse. Can Croydon persuade this inconvenient ex to leave the happy couple alone? Problem is, she's going to take a lot of persuading. Because she's dead. Has been dead for some time. And she isn't looking pretty.
My Day by Jones: the Cat's-Eye View of Alien
By Anne Billson
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 23,820. Language: English. Published: April 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
Remember Jones, the ginger cat from the 1979 movie Alien? Of course you do. If you ever wondered what the events of the film looked like from his angle, here - at last - is a short story (approx 2200 words) that gives you the cat's-eye view. And if you never gave it any thought... well, maybe it's time you did. Because you know what cats are like.
Missing, Presumed Undead
By Jeremy Davies
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 91,440. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2014 by Satalyte Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Here, the legend of Franklin ‘Stubby’ Mynos begins: a be-spectacled minotaur with a mind for Kryptic Krosswords and a stomach for Hurghian coffee. There’s a killer on the loose, which is hardly news in a City crawlin’ with killers; but this killer—The Hightown Hacker—is killing the wrong kinds of people, in the wrong kinds of places. City commerce is suffering.
El ángel herido
By Sergio Navas
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 83,260. Language: Spanish. Published: February 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
Un trabajo odioso, una madre posesiva, una infancia atormentada, un amor frustrado jamás olvidado y, por si fuera poco, un ángel que sangra y el fin del mundo de por medio. Estos son los elementos de esta novela psicológica, negra, de humor, de aventuras... ¿Podrá nuestro ácido protagonista dar rienda suelta a sus más bajos instintos ahora que él, y solo él, sabe que el Apocalipsis está de camino?
The Man Who Could Fly But Probably Shouldn't've
By HLH Pattison
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 55,480. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
0.25 star(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Throughout the course of human history, only three people have ever managed to achieve flight through sheer focused concentration. Everybody else simply pooped their own pants.
Fanny Price: Slayer of Vampires
By Tara O'Donnell
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 64,140. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The classic Jane Austen novel gets a chilling twist as a series of secret letters reveal a menace to Mansfield Park more frightening than a visit from Aunt Norris. From the author of The Austen Avenger comes Fanny Price,Slayer of Vampires,a fang in cheek celebration of Austen's most underrated heroine on her 200th anniversary. She may speak softly but Fanny does carry quite the sharp stick!