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DEAD(ish)
Series: DEAD(ish), Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 10,270. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.21 from 24 reviews)
Linda’s had a bad day. First, her boyfriend killed her. Then she woke up, still on this boring plane of existence, and with an odd obsession about her missing body. Mike won’t tell her what he did with her body and she can’t find the stupid thing herself. There’s only one thing she can do - torment the bastard until he coughs up the information. Contains adult themes & frequent profanity.
De hondjes van Etretat
Price: Free! Words: 1,750. Language: Dutch. Published: February 14, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Een leraar Geschiedenis vertelt een persoonlijk getint verhaal dat zijn 6-vwo klas zwaar op de maag blijkt te liggen.
Selling it All
Price: Free! Words: 18,590. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It's hard to get ahead in the breakneck world of California real estate. Sarah finds herself locked in an interesting battle with the top dog; a handsome, yet enigmatic, bachelor who will stop at nothing to make a sale. As the stakes get higher, she surprises herself by what she is forced to accomplish. Approx. 50 pages
Gerecyclede Verhalen
Price: Free! Words: 10,400. Language: Dutch. Published: November 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
*** Inclusief het verhaal: De Hondjes Van Etretat *** Een gratis promotieboekje om kennis te maken met mijn wijze van vertellen (en met het 4short label). Het bevat vijf verhalen die al eens eerder gepubliceerd zijn, vier SF verhalen en een bizar verhaal. Voor deze uitgave zijn de verhalen nog eens onder handen genomen.
The Empty Man
Price: Free! Words: 280. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
A funny poem about a person being empty inside! Please read and review.
The Safety Dance
Price: Free! Words: 11,160. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Safety Dance ... to some a forgotten pop hit from the 1980s ... to Crispin it signifies more: a whole lot more. In his quest to uncover the hidden secret of The Safety Dance he will encounter ridicule, despair, dwarves, and the psychotic denizens of an obscure English town. Read on if you dare...
The Ark Angel Ronald's Quest for Chaos
Price: Free! Words: 4,590. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fairy tales
(3.80 from 5 reviews)
The world is in danger of becoming dull and boring. Evil has gone and the goody-two-shoes have taken over. Without evil all creativity will be lost. The music charts will fill up with boy-bands and rock and roll will die out. This will not do! There is only one explanation for this horrendous occurrence. Satan must have gone soft. But the Ark angel Ronald has plans to change Satan back!
Nicolette Mace: The Raven Siren - Filling the Afterlife from the Underworld Volume 1
Series: Nicolette Mace: The Raven Siren, Special 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,260. Language: British English. Published: February 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Nicolette Mace is a private investigator out of necessity, not choice. With her family dead & nowhere else to turn she had to learn to stand on her own two feet & live the only way her father ever taught her to. Life is fast paced, dangerous & filled with more gunfire than a gangster film, but isn't all big cases, excitement & arch enemies. Follow her day to day musings taken from her online blog
The Von Barkingham Method of Time Travel
Price: Free! Words: 1,820. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
In the future ... well, you already know this (or will), assuming you lived (or will live) through the horror, the misery, the nightmare that was (or is) (or will be) the Von Barkingham method of time travel. May God have mercy on our souls.
Smashwords Writing Duel
Price: Free! Words: 7,810. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Alternative history, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.63 from 8 reviews)
Trevor Ian Thomson was one clever guy. He began reviewing on Smashwords, taking great pleasure criticising mistakes within stories, be they bad spelling to bad grammar. But when challenged to write his own story by an author called Jack Van Mason, the reviews he received where at times as critical as his own. The only difference being that their criticism fell upon his ideas and originality.
Choque
Price: Free! Words: 1,910. Language: Portuguese. Published: February 25, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
A vítima inocente de um acidente de viação acorda no hospital e descobre, sem perceber como, que o culpam de um crime atroz. (1 de 2 elaborações sobre piada arqueológica)
Heart's Lust
Price: Free! Words: 6,640. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Be careful what you wish for … you might get more than you ever imagined.
East Village
Series: Fiction, plays and screenplays, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 3,830. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Yukyuk is a speed freak and Harry sells weed and hash from his one-room apartment on 11th Street. One warm summer night in 1967, they have a problem, and that problem ends in murder.
A Greasy Spoon Life
Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
It's a difficult stressful week when you start talking to your cutlery... A crazy, silly, funny and sad story about a poor depressed spoon. Have a free chuckle today, and never be comfortable in your kitchen again. A story of 2300 words.
Career Moves For Burnt Out Personifications
Price: Free! Words: 14,450. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Santa, the Grim Reaper, and others scramble to find new careers and identities. Political and social satire. “A smorgasbord of paranoid ramblings.”
The Necromancer's Reunion
Price: Free! Words: 7,160. Language: English. Published: December 24, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The necromancer returns for another adventure when he finds that the accidental death of his childhood friend and love might have been a deliberate murder. Mystery, magic, and humor continue in this installment of the necromancer's plight.
Zombies!
Price: Free! Words: 8,400. Language: English. Published: December 9, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
A Zombie Novella: Meet George. With his neighbours out for his blood, his coworkers after his hide and his ex-wife going in for the kill, George has had a really bad start to his day. It gets worse when the Zombie apocalypse happens, and people whom he has never even met actually do want to find out what his spleen tastes like - chicken, most likely, everything does, with enough mayo ...
Ya Can't Catch A Kipper With A Spider
Price: Free! Words: 3,260. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
Detective story were uncouth detective Kirk "the kipper" McClacket recounts to us a very unusual and dangerous situation that he found himself in. Contains some swearing.
Short and Stupid: Ten Somewhat Dark Short Stories for a Rainy Day
Price: Free! Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Now with seven bonus stories! Is man by nature evil, or stupid, or both? These short-short stories (plus seven bonus stories) let you decide. Great short reading for travel, leisure, or any occasion where you need to conscipuously ignore the person next to you. Short-short stories, humor.
Crazy Rich
Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2012 by SmithBerryJames Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(1.00 from 1 review)
Peyton Chandler, a high-powered real estate broker to the wealthy, is about to close on the biggest deal of her career until things get crazy thanks to her eclectic and eccentric clients, Manhattan socialite Avery Carlyle, her newly betrothed cuckold of a fiance Dr. Stuart Nussbaum and a hyperactive trio of pampered pooches.

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