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DEAD(ish)
By Naomi Kramer
Series: DEAD(ish), Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 10,270. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2009. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
0.25 star(4.29 from 21 reviews)
Linda’s had a bad day. First, her boyfriend killed her. Then she woke up, still on this boring plane of existence, and with an odd obsession about her missing body. Mike won’t tell her what he did with her body and she can’t find the stupid thing herself. There’s only one thing she can do - torment the bastard until he coughs up the information. Contains adult themes & frequent profanity.
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By Toby Clark
Price: Free! Words: 70,420. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
This book is not for everybody! It is a somewhat cynical, if amusing tale of the working life of a scientist in the chemical industry. Set in Britain in the '60s 'White heat of the technological revolution' it is a fairly accurate record of how it was to be employed in one of the 25 major companies that Prime Minister Harold Wilson wanted to Nationalise. Thank goodness he didn't!
Sherwood Ltd
By Anne R. Allen
Price: Free! Words: 84,930. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012 by MWiDP. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Sherwood. The name immediately conjures up images of Richard Greene, Michael Praed and Russel Crowe. Or maybe that sly fox in the Disney version. Only, in Anne R. Allen's latest rom-com mystery the fox is a coyote and there's no Robin Hood. Or is there?
The One Who Is Two (Book 1 of White Rabbit)
By Stuart Oldfield
Price: Free! Words: 56,710. Language: British English. Published: July 21, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
0.25 star(4.25 from 4 reviews)
Transported into a bizarre alternative reality, the story follows the stranded hero as he struggles through a world of which he is not part in his search for a way home. Alice in Wonderland for adults, Odyssey for the post-psychedelic age, or improbable mystical allegory, the four books of White Rabbit combine black comedy with surreal adventure into a weird and fantastical entertainment.
Death by Cake
By Penelope Dark
Price: Free! Words: 97,610. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Fantasy
Hippie hero, death by sweets, never ending childhood for young and old, and an interesting hit on the newest resident? Welcome to Lost Secret girls and boys!
The United States of Air: a Satire
By J.M. Porup
Price: Free! Words: 75,390. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. As part of the Global War on Fat, he puts food terrorists in Fat Camp. When a pizza dealer gets whacked across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. But what Frolick finds out shakes his faith. Will he ever be able to eat air again?
Coffee and Sugar
By C. Sean McGee
Price: Free! Words: 92,490. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
This is the story of Joao, an uninspiring country boy who moves to a slum in the city with his drunken, violent, preacher father; The Bishop and falls for amiable prostitute named Charity.
The Empty Man
By Jonathan Antony Strickland
Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A funny poem about a person being empty inside! Please read and review.
Ghosts and Other Family
By Gary Weston
Series: Three 4 U, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 12,690. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
(4.00 from 1 review)
Violet Shaydes discovered that after tragedy, sometimes came adversity. With one of the oddest families around, somebody had to try and sort the mess out. Available as an audiobook
The Telstar
By Samuel Addison
Price: Free! Words: 62,050. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
In 1957, Samson Tipperty discovers his unreliable father without a head. And so then the inevitable happens: he is beamed up in to space and held captive by the Russians aboard their spacecraft called The Sputnik. This is what Samson Tipperty believes, but most of his beliefs are false. Can a Commodore 64 from 1985 or a robot from 2013 help him discover the truth?
A Touch of Danger (Archie Lemons #2)
By Grant Fieldgrove
Price: Free! Words: 56,480. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Private Investigator Archie Lemons is back! While on vacation with his family, Archie witnesses a murder that nobody seems to believe actually happened. With the suspect being a famous Hollywood star and a corpse that has been dragged into the ocean, not even the local police are willing to help.
Darkness Once More (Archie Lemons #1)
By Grant Fieldgrove
Price: Free! Words: 51,180. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Recently widowed private eye, autistic, Full House superfan and go-to guy for all random pop culture questions long past their sell-by date, Archie Lemons starts his first case since his finding his wife murdered in their home. Will this case help snap him from his reverie or will it prove to be his final undoing?
Stroke of Genius (Archie Lemons #3)
By Grant Fieldgrove
Price: Free! Words: 51,730. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Archie and Elise are sent to Las Vegas to investigate what appears to be an accidental death but end up stumbling upon a far more dangerous case with a few coincidences impossible to ignore. Now, with the clock ticking, it's up to them to save the day in this darkly comic mystery.
THE ARK ANGEL RONALD'S QUEST FOR CHAOS
By Jonathan Antony Strickland
Price: Free! Words: 4,420. Language: English. Published: November 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
The world is in danger of becoming dull and boring. Evil has gone and the goody-two-shoes have taken over. Without evil all creativity will be lost. The music charts will fill up with boy-bands and rock and roll will die out. This will not do! There is only one explanation for this horrendous occurrence. Satan must have gone soft. But the Ark angel Ronald has plans to change Satan back!
Selling it All
By Josie Daleiden
Price: Free! Words: 18,590. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
It's hard to get ahead in the breakneck world of California real estate. Sarah finds herself locked in an interesting battle with the top dog; a handsome, yet enigmatic, bachelor who will stop at nothing to make a sale. As the stakes get higher, she surprises herself by what she is forced to accomplish. Approx. 50 pages
The Drowned Sailor
By Benjamin Parsons
Series: The Sleight of Heart and Other Stories. Price: Free! Words: 36,360. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Cunning beauty Ravella means to have millionaire James Trevick, even if she must wreck her best friend's romance to get him. But her wiles stir up more trouble than even she expects...
The Safety Dance
By Justin Cawthorne
Price: Free! Words: 11,130. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Safety Dance ... to some a forgotten pop hit from the 1980s ... to Crispin it signifies more: a whole lot more. In his quest to uncover the hidden secret of The Safety Dance he will encounter ridicule, despair, dwarves, and the psychotic denizens of an obscure English town. Read on if you dare...
A Bargain with the Devil
By Paris Portingale
Price: Free! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2011 by MoshPit Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
A short story from Paris Portingale, the new master of modern story telling.
The Von Barkingham Method of Time Travel
By Tom Lichtenberg
Price: Free! Words: 1,830. Language: English. Published: August 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
0.25 star(4.33 from 3 reviews)
In the future ... well, you already know this (or will), assuming you lived (or will live) through the horror, the misery, the nightmare that was (or is) (or will be) the Von Barkingham method of time travel. May God have mercy on our souls.
Ten Toes Down
By Asher Conrad
Price: Free! Words: 94,520. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
0.5 star(4.60 from 5 reviews)
Sebastian Behr used to have everything he wanted: high paying executive job, big house, and a pretty wife. Now his life looks like he lives in a card board box - his wife has a boyfriend, unemployment won't pay the mortgage and his single friends (card carrying members of the "He-man Woman Haters Club) are his new roommates. When life gives you lemons, add tequila.