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The Fine Print
Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: American English. Published: August 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 8 reviews)
It’s the most important day of Farouk Ba’asher Bin Abdulraheem’s life, and he’s about to learn some valuable lessons.
The Obituarist
Price: $2.75 USD. Words: 11,680. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 6 reviews)
The Obituarist - Dead people are the safest story around. They can’t answer back. But if you follow in death’s footsteps, it can be dangerous to get too close. An obituary writer seizes his chance when war heroes start dying. Brace yourself for handlebar moustaches, stiff drinks, greed, treachery and, of course, death. But with a twist. “Mordant, funny, dark, teasing and ironic.”
The Caldecott Chronicles No.1
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 14,220. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
A unique, chilling and often hilarious zombie short story adventure set in Victorian England. If you enjoy it, please review it...it would mean a lot to me. And look out for the other books in the series. Cheers! RGB
The Blame Game
Price: Free! Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Dan and Hailey see a news story about a teen who killed his parents, and jokingly try and guess his motivations. When they found out the truth, however, the joking stops.
The Man Who Could Not Make Up His Mind
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,510. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Clifford Day Vanderwall, a member of New York society, has trouble making decisions. He becomes the helpless prey of fortune hunter Shirley Horner. She eventually destroys his career, his love life, and his self-esteem. Lacking the ability to make up his mind, Clifford appears to be doomed in this outrageous satire about love among New York’s upper crust.
Some Thing
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,870. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A tongue-in-cheek tale about a man who drank the water, another man and his bazooka, and a lady with a loaded gun. Brought together in a showdown between paranoia and reality, three once-ordinary lives will never be the same. This horror fable is based on an actual environmental hazard along the Mexican border and the potential for disaster.
Cereal Box Surprise
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A ninety-eight-pound weakling orders cereal hyped by a once-famous athlete. During the mayhem that ensues, he discovers heroes aren't always what they seem. And the prize at the bottom of the box might be more of a surprise. Poor Ned winds up in a horror story by Lori R. Lopez!
TDX2 - Too Dull To Die
Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 13,690. Language: British English. Published: January 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Guido's dead, but he hasn't lived yet. Will he get a second chance? Or will Satan have his evil way?
Historias errantes de almas pertubadas
Price: Free! Words: 6,020. Language: Spanish. Published: September 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Historias errantes de almas perturbadas, de Mauricio Percara, encadena relatos de seres humanos que se obsesionan y mueren a causa de dicha obsesión, estando esas narraciones interconectadas a través de titulares de periódicos y la narración de un periodista que se verá envuelto en el mal que persigue a los atormentados individuos que forman parte de las noticias que escribe.
Bridezilla vs. the Monsters
Price: Free! Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
When a disgruntled former bridesmaid breaks open the gates of hell and unleashes a firestorm of monsters, what else is a blushing bride to do? Grab her axe and rally her troops (er, bridesmaids) of course! You are cordially invited to. . .Bridezilla vs. the Monsters!
SuperOldie
Series: Franco Tira. Price: Free! Words: 6,830. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Retired spy Franco Tira saves an old Englishman, Charlie Dunpy, from poison meant for himself. Charlie has dementia, but also unusual powers that Franco wants to harness to protect himself against killers seeking revenge for his own past misdeeds. Will Charlie help him? Will his powers keep them both alive?
The Kadavoran Affair, a Dark Comedy
Price: Free! Words: 5,430. Language: English. Published: January 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
A young couple of amateur burglars are casing an upscale residence when they happen upon a crime in progress.
Time of Extinction
Series: Origin and Extinction. Price: Free! Words: 1,810. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Sequel to 'Point of Origin'. Queen Lukta has declared holy war against a race that has defiled the most sacred region of her empire. Her massive battle-fleet races through hyperspace, determined to eradicate the strange, ape-like species responsible, and put an end to their filthy habit of distributing porn around the galaxy. However, as they prepare for war, a shocking discovery is made...
The Battle for the Flesh
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,830. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
First let me introduce myself. My name is Eric Von Francis, and I am dead!...So begins “The Battle For The Flesh” a ghost story, but unlike other ghost stories that you may have read, this one is told by the ghost himself. While alive, he was a vile and horrid man. While dead he is even worse...This story is his own personal account of him haunting his old house before he gets he’s just deserts.
Caged
Price: $1.75 USD. Words: 10,470. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Essay » Literature
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is a story about how I first met Bert and Betty, a couple of pathetic red wolves caged up at the Low Country Visitor Center managed by the Federal Bureau of Wild Animals outside of Charleston, SC. After I saw them I decided to write a story. People love goddamn stories about animals. Black Beauty, Call of the Wild. Why not a story about Bert and Betty and how they escaped?
Simon Says - Full Collection
Price: Free! Words: 12,990. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Collection Simon Says is a series of stories set in the 90s when Thatcher's kids got loved up on Ecstasy and rebelled.
Harsh Justice
Price: Free! Words: 3,160. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
auschman's a nasty guy. he has a woman, she's fearful of him. he has a scheme $, the matrimonial property law act's the device. the woman's parked with an older man, then after an interval moves out and claims part of his house. she's a harried participant, it works once, but twice brings an education. auschman discovers learning does not finish at the classroom. what followed was not gentle.
Rupert Time
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,130. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Rupert fights to keep everything and everyone exactly the same, only it all keeps changing on him anyway until he comes up with the perfect solution. A humorous short story by the author of The Last One To Let You Down.
The Safety Dance
Price: Free! Words: 11,160. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Safety Dance ... to some a forgotten pop hit from the 1980s ... to Crispin it signifies more: a whole lot more. In his quest to uncover the hidden secret of The Safety Dance he will encounter ridicule, despair, dwarves, and the psychotic denizens of an obscure English town. Read on if you dare...
Sunday Morning Giraffe
Series: The Lombard Alchemist Tales, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,380. Language: English. Published: February 6, 2012 by ArtisticWhispers Productions, Inc. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
It's 3AM on a Sunday in the middle of the desert, and Aldo wants a giraffe, but not just any giraffe will do. Aldo requires the particular one housed in the glass display case in a creepy pawn shop at the edge of nowhere. His parents are at loose ends to satisfy the five-year-old, unaware that he is being guided by a demon-posessed rat with an agenda of its own.

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