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A Greasy Spoon Life
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Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
It's a difficult stressful week when you start talking to your cutlery... A crazy, silly, funny and sad story about a poor depressed spoon. Have a free chuckle today, and never be comfortable in your kitchen again. A story of 2300 words.
The Blame Game
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Price: Free! Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Dan and Hailey see a news story about a teen who killed his parents, and jokingly try and guess his motivations. When they found out the truth, however, the joking stops.
TDX2 - Too Dull To Die
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Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 13,690. Language: British English. Published: January 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Guido's dead, but he hasn't lived yet. Will he get a second chance? Or will Satan have his evil way?
Zbog Munjolova, Zaborava i Kemijskog Sastava Ljubavi
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Price: Free! Words: 27,070. Language: Croatian. Published: February 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
U hotelčiću na nekoj neimenovanoj, moguće bliskoj ali moguće i podalekoj obali, stapaju se životni putovi trojice glavnih likova. Šarolik spektar u najmanju ruku čudnih osobnosti dopunjuje niz sjajnih epizodista poput šefice recepcije, jednog nerealiziranog samoubojice, jednog plaćenog ubojice, zgodne konobarice, agilnih policajaca i napose policajki... (Iz recenzije : Davor Šišović)
La vieille dame du Negresco
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Price: Free! Words: 28,690. Language: French. Published: May 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Un député confie à son chauffeur son désarroi, un propriétaire de château se brouille avec sa famille un jour de mariage, un homme marié s'aventure dans un motel au bord de l'autoroute, une voyante est de mauvaise humeur, une vieille femme trouve refuge dans un hôtel de prestige... Rencontres improbables et conversations volées. Une plume mordante pour ce recueil de nouvelles.
Coffee - You'll Take It Black and Like It
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Price: Free! Words: 4,730. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Nestled in a remote stretch of wilderness, this eerie mountain hamlet is not on Pat Smith’s map. When he and his wife Jane stumble upon it during their cross-country bike race, they decide to stop for a quick bite, eager to get in and get out before their competitors catch up with them. But the only diner in town serves up something they weren’t expecting . . .
Mister Sticky (A Free Short Story)
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Series: George Brown Memoirs. Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The surreal short story of a young boy who finds and befriends a stick he finds in a forest, and quickly learns some valuable lessons about friendship.
Nearly Dead: A St. Pete Zombie Tale
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Price: Free! Words: 10,590. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2010. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(5.00 from 1 review)
When a New York crime boss sends a hitman to St. Pete in the middle of a zombie infestation, the hitman finds that even infested with the undead, his beloved St. Pete hasn't really changed that much. Yet even in the middle of an infestation, he still has a job to do. A seriocomic short story of about 4,000 words and prequel to the full length novel SINCERELY DEAD.
The Safety Dance
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Price: Free! Words: 11,160. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Safety Dance ... to some a forgotten pop hit from the 1980s ... to Crispin it signifies more: a whole lot more. In his quest to uncover the hidden secret of The Safety Dance he will encounter ridicule, despair, dwarves, and the psychotic denizens of an obscure English town. Read on if you dare...
Baseball Bats And Ballpoint Pens
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Price: Free! Words: 390. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Inspired by David Michael's short story - When Writers Attack - here on Smashwords, this piece of flash fiction delves into the amusing process of a creative writer escaping, if only for a moment, the humdrum monotony of real life.
Overtime
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Price: Free! Words: 490. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2012. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Flash fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Knock, Knock... Knock, Knock, Knock... Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock.....
The Mental Institution
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Price: Free! Words: 810. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
For the "too sensitive" people, those with the soul of poets.
Heart's Lust
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Price: Free! Words: 6,640. Language: English. Published: October 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal
(5.00 from 1 review)
Be careful what you wish for … you might get more than you ever imagined.
Clowns on Parade
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Price: Free! Words: 4,810. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(5.00 from 1 review)
The circus has come to Dyson Springs. The line is long, but Jason hatches a plan to sneak in. It's a strange night to be playing with clowns.
Reject
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Price: Free! Words: 70,420. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
This book is not for everybody! It is a somewhat cynical, if amusing tale of the working life of a scientist in the chemical industry. Set in Britain in the '60s 'White heat of the technological revolution' it is a fairly accurate record of how it was to be employed in one of the 25 major companies that Prime Minister Harold Wilson wanted to Nationalise. Thank goodness he didn't!
Poduke Iz Posebne Proljetne Ponude
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Price: Free! Words: 26,620. Language: Croatian. Published: February 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Urban
(5.00 from 1 review)
Zbirka priča neobičnog naslova Poduke iz posebne proljetne ponude pravi je sajam jezičnih kalambura, političkih nekorektnosti, vrlo duhovitih apsurdnih konstrukcija, egzistencijalističkog bijesa, društvene ravnodušnosti i fabularnog minimalizma. Davor Šišović (Glas Istre)
My Undead Dad
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Price: Free! Words: 1,270. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The heartwarming tale of a boy who must learn to accept his father, now that his father's become an undead living corpse.
Hettford Witch Hunt: Series One
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Price: Free! Words: 42,270. Language: British English. Published: March 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane." Kirsten Imani Kasai, Del Rey Books.
Hettford Witch Hunt: Easter Special
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Price: Free! Words: 6,010. Language: British English. Published: March 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(5.00 from 1 review)
"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane." Kirsten Imani Kasai; Ice Song, Tatoo, Private Pleasures
Career Moves For Burnt Out Personifications
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Price: Free! Words: 12,390. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Santa, the Grim Reaper, and others scramble to find new careers and identities. Political and social satire. “A smorgasbord of paranoid ramblings.”