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I Fell In Love With A Lesbian At The Zombie Luau
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,430. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
*short story* We were hiking the Kalalua Trail on the Nā Pali coast in Kauai when it hit us. Mark turned about twenty minutes later. I thought he was joking. He would have gotten me too, if he hadn’t slipped on a muddy tree root and fallen down a thousand feet off a cliff. After I came down from the trail, I dropped the car into drive, floored the gas pedal, and went Bowling for Zombies.
Kamikaze Trinitrotoluene
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Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: British English. Published: April 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Archibald is clouded and hungover on his start to the day. He misses vital clues around him about the dangers which are waiting for him outside of the house. They are dangers which have all been put in place by his wife Janet, who is looking forward to finally having the perfect life without him around. Thanks to her local crime consortium connections, all it will take is the push of a plunger.
A Collection of Short Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 37,740. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This book is about many things.
Vanity Plates
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,560. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
A New York governor hires a gorgeous fashion model to head the State Horse Racing Agency.
The James Interlude
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Price: Free! Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In the upcoming book “The Inept Zombie Survivor” our nameless hero has a friend called James. James is also a survivor of the zombie apocalypse, mostly because he refuses to acknowledge that zombies exist, no matter how intrusive they are. He is grumpy, bad tempered and sometimes argumentative with a flair for denial.
Chumped Vol. 1
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,390. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Percy Winkler wants to be a lawyer. All he has to do is pass the bar exam. And to pass, he needs time. Time that his boss, Dick Bacon, will only give him if he survives his job as a human piñata. Can Percy persevere and preserve his precious brain cells long enough to realize his dream? Or will he forever be THE JERKED LAW CLERK?
Mister Sticky (A Free Short Story)
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Series: George Brown Memoirs. Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The surreal short story of a young boy who finds and befriends a stick he finds in a forest, and quickly learns some valuable lessons about friendship.
Riddley Fiddley (and a few quotes to live your life by)
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Price: Free! Words: 1,050. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Can you solve my five brain busting riddles. If you like to bamboozle your mind then try out these riddles that would make the great Sméagol scratch his head and forget all about his ring. Also included are several of my astonishing quotes that through the ages have been quoted by such greats as myself!
Et Tchèque et mat
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,430. Language: French. Published: March 7, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Personne n’a jamais fourni aucune explication au microclimat de stupidité qui règne dans un rayon de 500 m environ autour de l’église du Saint-Prépuce.
Nicolette Mace: the Raven Siren - Filling the Afterlife from the Underworld: Volume 3
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Series: Nicolette Mace: The Raven Siren. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,370. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled
The day to day life of a private investigator is not all glitz and glamour. "My name is Nicolette Mace, but you might know me as the Raven Siren. I'm a Private Investigator living the 1930s romantic dream in this new and exciting modern age. I keep records of everything that happens; everything I have seen and done. Why? There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio...
The Provocateur
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,150. Language: American English. Published: February 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A woman with ill intentions boards a train. She’s got something hidden up her skirt - and soon, the whole train is going to hear about it. Sexy, sassy, and a little absurd, The Provocateur is the unsettling story of a wife’s revenge.
Salvation of Sam
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 14,240. Language: British English. Published: February 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
The recently bereaved Jonas heads back to his forest playground to grieve. However, he stumbles across the unlikeliest of beings in his path, an abandoned dolphin. The discovery sets him off on a mission of redemption and salvation, but all that he finds along the path are obstacles which require him to dig as deep as possible as he tries to deal with the loss of Jolene.
THE EGG
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Price: Free! Words: 650. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What is the egg. This story explores the secret question that only a few of us know about. A question greater than life itself. A question about the egg!
Meander
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Price: Free! Words: 13,920. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Meander has his hands full, preparing the assassination of a local crime lord. He likes to do his jobs neatly and tidy, with no strings attached. His new neighbor Senta should be nothing more than a one-night fling, but she quickly becomes the biggest hurdle Meander has to face in getting the job done.
The Underwater Man: A short story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 13,430. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Literary
A boy yearns for recognition from his father, but then soon realizes that he is nothing like the kind of man he wants himself to be.
Brighton Beach Memory: A short love story
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 15,160. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2015. Category: Fiction » Gay & lesbian fiction » Gay
A chance encounter while swimming off the beach at Brighton, England results in frustration for Oliver as he longs for love
Die etwas besseren Cartoons von Oliver Gaspirtz
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Price: Free! Words: 250. Language: German. Published: February 9, 2015 by Westhoff Publishing. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Die Auswahl der Zeichnungen in "Die etwas besseren Cartoons von Oliver Gaspirtz" basiert lose auf dem amerikanischen Buch "Sick and Twisted Cartoons by Gaspirtz."
Edward Teller Dreams of Barbecuing People
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 57,780. Language: American English. Published: February 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In the backdrop of a suburban world of swimming pools, crushy love, and genuine loss, Ronald Reagan has declared the Soviet Union the Evil Empire and calls for an end to nuclear arms. Gene's scientist father leads the team to end the Cold War by creating the Strategic Defense Initiative, "a shield not a sword." And so skeptical seventeen year-old Gene sets out to wage his own personal war...
In Which Our Heroine and Her Laser Cannon End a Relationship
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Price: Free! Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
A jilted lover decides to try to take revenge, and winds up learning a valuable lesson in this short fictional comedy.
Xanadu (Part I)
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Price: Free! Words: 47,160. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2015. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Nicolas Keszthelyi - aesthete, philanderer and semi-legitimate Moscow antiques dealer - is heading to Afghanistan on the trail of buried treasure. A friend of a friend has discovered a hoard of priceless ivory carvings beneath a mine in Paktia, and Keszthelyi intends to ensure that finders remain keepers. Unfortunately, UNESCO, the Afghan government, and the owners of the mine have other plans...