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The Midnight Vampire Trap
By L.S. Richards
Price: Free! Words: 23,270. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Vampire Desmond Sharpe is so sure of his immunity to mankind that he finances --and stars in-- a movie based on his own life. When his movie attracts a midnight audience-participation cult, he goes to see the show that's sprung up around his show, which is a big mistake, as some in the audience are in fact scientists, who possess information that will change Desmond's life on Earth forever.
Laikanist Times
By Dylan Malik Orchard
Price: Free! Words: 33,980. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
The tale of three species, one going mad, one destroying the world and the other long extinct but all tied to the little green and blue ball of stuff we call home. While the dogs start seeing things, the bald chimps go to space and humanity just goes the future looks far from bright. Unless you're a sloth of course.
Drowning in the Shallow End
By Charlie Mellor
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 93,800. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A darkly comic memoir about a secret obsession, revealing the depths to which people can sink, before they realise they’re in too deep. For years, all Charlie Mellor wanted was to meet the alluring Pennie Fenton. Unfortunately for him, this wish came true. Captivation with the corrupting Miss Fenton soon developed into an overpowering obsession which sent his life spiralling out of control.
A Rotten Core
By Angie Hulme
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 43,740. Language: English. Published: March 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Fairytales. Myths. The lie of eternal happiness without consequences, without effort. The rotten core that feeds the impossible story. Here is a collection of stories that bring the rotten core to the surface. Stories where the happy ending is anything but guaranteed.
Suicide Notes From A Wedding
By Joaquin Emiliano
Price: Free! Words: 30,420. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Some six months before killing himself, Lucky Saurelius is honor bound to serve as a groomsman at his best friend's wedding. Armed with a rented tux, carton of cigarettes and a bottle of Grey Goose, he strikes out for Pennsylvania. With one last chance to settle his affairs, and no chance of turning things around, Lucky inadvertently resolves to compose the suicide note to end all suicide notes.
Zac Zombie 2: World of the Undead
By Eduard Joseph
Series: Zac Zombie: Slayer of the Undead, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 26,150. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(3.00 from 1 review)
Zac Zombie is back in the second thrilling book of this popular novella series.
Paradise Rot
By Larry Weiner
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 69,310. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Kyle Brightman—late of the advertising industry and soon-to-be-late of the 5th floor psych ward—has a job offer he can’t refuse. A new resort in the Caribbean is looking for an art director. Questions arise: Why does the resort management team sport spray-on tans in the Bahamas? How can the resort offer such cheap vacation packages? What does one do with vats of Astroglide?
Hettford Witch Hunt: Series Two
By James Rhodes
Price: Free! Words: 35,760. Language: British English. Published: January 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Things are going well for the Hettford Witch Hunt. Milton and Carrie are still in love, Dan has plenty to get angry about and nobody has had to lie on an insurance form in months. Meanwhile, it has been a bleak and austere winter for Gary who inhabits his house like the ghost of his relationship with Alison. Will a new arrival in Hettford help to pull him out of his slump? Will his old friends
The Weed and the Rose
By Vincent Dublado
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,850. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
An interracial romance blending dark humor and the absurd, The Weed and the Rose explores the tale of two misfits—a slacker and a gangster moll, as they journey through the bliss and dangers of their relationship that will make you examine human fallibility, and the Tao of crazy love.
Stroke of Genius (Archie Lemons #3)
By Grant Fieldgrove
Price: Free! Words: 51,730. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Archie and Elise are sent to Las Vegas to investigate what appears to be an accidental death but end up stumbling upon a far more dangerous case with a few coincidences impossible to ignore. Now, with the clock ticking, it's up to them to save the day in this darkly comic mystery.
A Touch of Danger (Archie Lemons #2)
By Grant Fieldgrove
Price: Free! Words: 56,480. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Private Investigator Archie Lemons is back! While on vacation with his family, Archie witnesses a murder that nobody seems to believe actually happened. With the suspect being a famous Hollywood star and a corpse that has been dragged into the ocean, not even the local police are willing to help.
Darkness Once More (Archie Lemons #1)
By Grant Fieldgrove
Price: Free! Words: 51,180. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Recently widowed private eye, autistic, Full House superfan and go-to guy for all random pop culture questions long past their sell-by date, Archie Lemons starts his first case since his finding his wife murdered in their home. Will this case help snap him from his reverie or will it prove to be his final undoing?
The Quest for Juice
By Jonathan-David Jackson
Series: Paranoia, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 88,440. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The darkly comic tale of a quiet, paranoid man who finds that everything is changing in subtle, inconvenient ways. When his favorite juice is taken from him, he goes on a quest that soon has him in prison, a mental hospital, talking to a hedgehog, dating a nurse, and finding out more of the truth than he could have ever imagined.
The Cast-Off Children
By Dominic McElwee
You set the price! Words: 107,990. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: November 2, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Join the drunks, orphans and human ruination of idyllic Jasper township, off the coast of Canada: where books tell the future and no one can read. Your guide: 13-year old Will Green, murderer. - A bleakly hilarious tale of futile innocence and unbeatable corruption, it's a story for everybody who ever said 'no.'
An Accidental Millionaire
By W H Oxley
You set the price! Words: 61,890. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Once upon a time in Monte Carlo, there was an Englishman, an Irishman and a pig. It is the start of a tale that involves an accidental millionaire, a polo playing conman and an Alsatian waitress, as everyone tries to get their hands on Albert’s money.
Deep Penitentiary 6
By Anthony Mathenia
Series: Theta Butterfly. Price: Free! Words: 29,090. Language: English. Published: September 26, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Caged ... tortured ... Theta Butterfly cuts through all obstacles to find out the horrific secrets of Deep Penitentiary 6.
Have Some Guts
By Justin Langer
Price: Free! Words: 22,010. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Kenny's job sucks, his car is a piece of crap, and his girlfriend is about to break up with him. However, the two henchmen chasing him don't care; they just want back the briefcase worth untold riches he just found. For 48 hours, the beach town of Seaside will be turned inside out as the chase for the briefcase plays out. From dirty hippies to an 8-ton sperm whale, everyone wants in on the action!
How To Date A Corpse
By Eduard Joseph
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 47,940. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Ever wanted someone you can't have? Why not turn them into a zombie for your own pleasure? That is exactly what Carrie and her friend Justin do in this hilarious new book about getting what you want and dealing with the consequences
The Good, the Plaid, and the Ugly
By Justin Langer
Price: Free! Words: 21,030. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
After a miserable high school experience, Jack has stopped evolving as a contributing member of society. Meanwhile, his career driven brother, Tim, has become about as exciting as an old hot dog. The story unfolds around these two brothers' pursuit of a misplaced family heirloom, resulting in an unusual tale of redemption, sibling rivalry, and lesbian coleslaw wrestling.
Dugan's Luck
By Howard Freedman
Price: Free! Words: 30,620. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
Benny Dugan came to live in the shadow of his underworld boss, Red DelGatti. His introverted brother Marion took another direction in life. In this somewhat dark comedy, tragedy strikes affecting all of them, but in different ways. The two brothers had no idea how their actions would intersect and send them running from the cops, as well as DelGatti, in order to salvage Benny's grand plan.