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People Like Us (Part I)
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Price: Free! Words: 41,920. Language: British English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
It should have been easy, Nicolas Keszthelyi knew. The nuns at Notre-Dame-de-Pitié had no idea that their collection of religious bric-a-brac contained a lost masterpiece worth millions. Anyone could have walked away with it. Certainly an unscrupulous dealer like Keszthelyi - with a network of shady contacts and an amoral devotion to beauty - should have had no trouble at all...
The Curious Survival of Wee Billy Blunder
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,590. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of events surrounding the apparent death and resurrection of a man with an unresolved ambition to be a stand up comedian. His near death experience gives him the determination to achieve his one great unrealised ambition but unwittingly gets some help from very unlikely sources but in a bizarre way. He is acutely aware that his close friends all believe they are funnier than he is.
Fatal Secrets
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Series: The Ghost Post, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,420. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Just when Axe Cooper thinks he’s safe, his memory starts to fade and he has to figure out why he buried an old friend in a swamp. And don't forget the ghost-eating Deathmark that’s developed an unhealthy interest in Axe. Being dead is no protection from the secret that is about to crawl back into his life. But he’s not the only one with something to hide and some secrets are deadlier than others.
Lethal Takeout
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Series: The Ghost Post, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,180. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
When Axe Cooper is murdered while buying Chinese takeout, he decides to stick around to haunt his best friend Lily Chan and to figure out why anyone would kill a janitor. In the meantime, Axe is hired by The Ghost Post to track down recently deceased writers. He soon realises that his murder is not an isolated event and if he doesn’t learn to fly like Superman, Lily could be next.
His Stigmata
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,070. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Jack’s woken up one morning to discover stigmata like wounds on his hands, feet and forehead. He’s in his kitchen and on an impulse he snaps his fingers. And he finds his body parts are strewn everywhere doing weird things, bits of him even in the fridge. And imbedded in his forehead is a bullet shaped diamond. How odd is that!
The Great American Western (The Lost Episode)...The Lone Ranger busts J. Edgar Hoover
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Price: Free! Words: 10,260. Language: American English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Plays » American / African American
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is a full length play written specifically for community theater. I am offering it to any non-profit theater company without cost to produce. (No royalties) .The Great American Western has won several regional awards and has been staged over 100 times. It is an edgy, politically incorrect musical that pokes fun at politicians, women’s lib, government, and pop culture. Have fun with it.
Muffin and Knob's Special Adventure
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Price: Free! Words: 10,820. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Planet Earthphat: Year 2050 - Muffin & Knob undertake a dangerous mission given to them by Lord Plebe to save the planet from cocky roaches that have survived a nuclear war. They get up to their ears in espionage, surviving with only hot sauce, carpet tacks, a gas can with a hole in it and a pair of sunglasses with only one lens, in order to rescue a Princess, with surprising and comic results
1966
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Series: Fiction, plays and screenplays. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,960. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In 1966, a youth revolution took place in the United States. It was called a "generation gap," but it was really a generation war. Yet within a few years, the rapidly rising cost-of-living made social activism a luxury few could afford. This fiction collection includes The Steam Tunnels, East Village, The Stockholm Manifesto, Nothing is Everything, and the play, Mrs. Rose's Boarding House.
Death
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Price: Free! Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A story about dying that takes longer than precisely fifty characters.
Phoebe Wants to Become a Witch
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 45,440. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ok, Neighbors Today I woke up in a really good mood ,especially when i heard my lovely neighbors yelling! Ok neighbors, I understand that she cheated on you, repeatedly, and that she 's a cunt, a whore, a fucking lil bitch, a slut.....but folk, it s Sunday, it’s 7 a.m and I wanna sleeeeeep!!!!! Must be hard to yell like that for two hours! Breath man!
Sick and Twisted Cartoons by Gaspirtz
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Price: Free! Words: 50. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Sick and Twisted is a collection of funny cartoons and award-winning comics by Oliver Gaspirtz. His colorful artwork looks harmless and family friendly, reminiscent of early Disney cartoons. But his uncensored dark humor reminds of Gary Larson's single panel gag cartoons The Far Side.
Captain Latane
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 91,090. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this retelling of the Don Quixote story, Harry Hoffman has become too absorbed in the Civil War books in his library. He has become Captain Latane. His mission: to save Richmond form the Yankee invasion. Riding through the fields east of the city, he finds, Pepper, a pitiful man deserted by his friends, and together they will defend their country from the northern invaders.
Karmalitics
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Price: Free! Words: 119,580. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Karmalitics is a light hearted, controversial, thought provoking, and in places very amusing view of politics as if people matter. It is not intended to change the world as we know it, but is does encourage the reader to question if the quality of life could be improved for a large section of the population without impeding on those that are satisfied with lives.
Mother Goose Unhinged
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 90. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Remake of Mother Goose, done just for adults. Written and (sadly) illustrated by Monica Lee.
The Lotto Lothario
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Reeling off of a recent breakup with his girlfriend, Stacey, a dejected Corey decides to start his day of wallowing with some morning drinking. While at the liquor store, he decides to buy a lottery ticket on a whim. The ticket purchase envelops him into a fantasy world detailing his new life if his long shot indeed materializes into the winning lottery ticket. How will he spend the money?
Bad Night at the Séance
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Price: Free! Words: 840. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tried my first séance last night. As the title implies, the spirit world was indifferent to my beginner's status.
Médium saignant - Épisode 2
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,640. Language: Canadian French. Published: January 7, 2015 by Lecteur en série. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ceci est l'épisode 2 de la série Médium saignant. Précédemment... Benoit, qui vient de perdre son emploi, se fait emberlificoter par son amie Judith pour jouer les voyants au téléphone. Ne sachant trop quelle histoire raconter à son premier client, il lui affirme que sa femme le trompe - c'est écrit dans les cartes! Le lendemain, le lieutenant Francoeur est appelé sur une scène de crime...
Médium saignant - Épisode 1
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Price: Free! Words: 9,080. Language: Canadian French. Published: January 6, 2015 by Lecteur en série. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Benoit Sylvestre est bien malgré lui mêlé à une série de meurtres sanglants ayant pour point commun une carte de tarot laissée sur chaque scène de crime. Alors que le lieutenant Francoeur l’accuse d’être l’auteur de ces atrocités, le professeur Lavillette, un expert en sciences occultes, soutient la thèse qu’il sera la cible finale de cette longue suite d’assassinats, commandés par une secte de...
The Rainbow Horizon - a Tale of Goofy Chaos
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Price: Free! Words: 117,960. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2015. Category: Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Hispanic & Latino
(5.00 from 1 review)
This book concerns the life lessons you learn when they are still people and not machines yet. It's about four young grownups, in their mid-20s, who are barely working for a living - the most important thing God ever gave mankind - three of them brown or black, one white. Men, women, and the book blasts racism while promoting sexism. Not the bad kind; the kind where you get ahead somehow in life.
Snow White and the Seven Hills
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,770. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What happens when you take three men in their thirties and turn them loose together. The wives have gone on a seven day get-a-way vacation and left their husbands to fend for themselves. Can these grown "boys" behave and not get themselves into trouble?