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Bad Valentines
Series: Bad Valentines. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,970. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Love is one of those words that people like to throw around – but sometimes love can be one of the meanest and nastiest games in town. Here are three eerie tales of love - a mixture of horror and black comedy that will chill your blood and tickle your funny bone.
Do Not Go Gentle
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 63,070. Language: Australian English. Published: December 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Amateur sleuth, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
If you thought your child had just killed you, would you want to know? In this sometimes hilarious, sometimes heartwrenching posthumous mystery, single mom Lulu implores the reader to help solve her murder before the granny-beckoning tunnel swallows her whole. Did her beloved boy really stab her or is there something even more disturbing going on? Help Lulu sort the dead herrings from the clues...
Iris on Laundry Day
You set the price! Words: 40,040. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Coming of age
A tale of love and drugs and more drugs as found in the Louisiana Wonderland.
Undead Outlaws: Necromancer Haze and the Soul-Rot Plague
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,790. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Western
In a world where a zombie, a necromancer, and a Frankenstein’s monster are the good guys, you have to wonder who, exactly, are the bad. Yet when an ancient evil decides to take over the town of Crossroads, this motley crew figures they have bigger fish to fry—and they’ll have to work together to keep their world intact. The wild west has never been more interesting.
Alt Earth
Price: Free! Words: 1,410. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Alternative history
(1.00 from 1 review)
HG Wells describes a multiverse of alternative worlds, complete with the paratime travel machines. With a little help from Cern we happened across a Diary of events from a planet we call Alt Earth believed to be Earth’s Twin planet. Warning this is not a Sci-Fi Book.
Prescription for Guns, A
Price: Free! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Gilbert is a loser. He suffers for low self-esteem, high blood pressure, and inoperable social invisibility disorder. Doctor Mallet, Gilbert's psychiatrist, offers a different diagnosis: Why take responsibility for life's problems when you can blame everyone else instead. "A Prescription for Guns" is a short humor piece combining satire with commentary on a social propensity for violence.
Funny, Sad & True: The Story of How I Wrote This Book
Price: Free! Words: 8,180. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Forget about happiness! Life isn't about being happy: it's about being Funny, Sad & True... and that's just fine.
Please Don't Eat My Face!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,580. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Florida, lovely Florida! Join our hero as he takes an uplifting and thoughtful trip through this most pleasant of states.
The Vampires' Guide to Dining
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 9,290. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2016 by Moonfire Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Undead
This humorous illustrated cookbook and compatibility guide explores the world of dating and hosting the various vampire personality types that make up the vast legions of the undead.
We Did Everything Wrong
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 43,090. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Abraham Koyfman is a widower of nine months. He works from home selling subliminal self-help tapes for a questionable doctor he found in an ad in the back of a magazine. His meager retirement is enough now that he’s alone and Abraham is ready to quit his job—a task proving to be difficult due to the company’s tactics.
Willie's Bad Hair Day (A Children's Book for Adults)
Price: Free! Words: 500. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Willie gets the sniffles and dies. The lesson is, well, I'm not sure...
DilDozer
Price: Free! Words: 5,200. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Is it possessed? Is it some kind of experiment? It doesn't matter. All that matters is that it is out to get you. The DilDozer, or DD for short, calls on all of those in its path in the hopes that one day it can unleash its 20 full inches of destructive force upon the world. Read on, if you dare, the tale of the DilDozer. Deadly. Dangerous. Ribbed for her terror.
Artifice
Price: Free! Words: 65,080. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Obscurity is a way of life for Gavin Vonn Getch, a painter who works at a frame shop in a small New England town. His life changes when billionaire Gary Eastman enters his shop and becomes the ultimate patron: a lifetime commission for all his work in exchange for a crap-load of money. A shocking discovery forces him to reevaluate his deal with Eastman and his identity as an artist.
Lighthouse Jive
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 71,510. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
He has come to the island to get away from the world, but now the world is coming to the island... Theodore Lambert is disillusioned with the world. But who cares? Theodore’s wife, Amber, is convinced that the end of the world is coming in the form of a giant asteroid. Needing a holiday, Theodore and his family find themselves living in a mystical island lighthouse on the wild Atlantic co
Derpa Derp
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,080. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Religious
This eloquent and fancy work of literary fiction explores aliens, ghosts, corporate sabotage, possession, spontaneous combustion, flesh-eating bacteria, hit-and-run drivers, kung fu, and- of course- forgiveness.
Jesus Después
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2016. Categories: Plays » Religious & Liturgical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this hilarious scene from GOD & everything, Jesus makes it up to Heaven and attempts to find peace in his father's master plan-- only to find GOD's been playing by ear.
Curse of the Seven 70s
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,250. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sometimes love proves sweeter than revenge… even for Vlad Dracula’s younger brother.
Robertson's Rules of Domestic Order, A Field Guide For Men Who Need To Know How To Live With Women
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,060. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2016 by Fountain Blue Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Trevor Robertson has written a field guide for men who need to know how to live with women. This book is not a guide to accumulating women. It will not help you bed a woman. Instead, what you hold in your hands is a survival kit, which will help link your expectations with reality and better navigate the shoal waters of your relationship with the woman of your choice.
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 6: Disguised
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,340. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Disguised is the sixth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
Cinquenta minicontos com até cinquenta palavras
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 2,790. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 27, 2016 by 101 Seleções. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Cinquenta minicontos de humor negro. Leitura rápida e trivial, um livro para ser lido de uma sentada.