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Alt Earth
Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: November 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Alternative history
HG Wells describes a multiverse of alternative worlds, complete with the paratime travel machines. With a little help from Cern we happened across a Diary of events from a planet we call Alt Earth believed to be Earth’s Twin planet.
Prescription for Guns, A
Price: Free! Words: 1,760. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Gilbert is a loser. He suffers for low self-esteem, high blood pressure, and inoperable social invisibility disorder. Doctor Mallet, Gilbert's psychiatrist, offers a different diagnosis: Why take responsibility for life's problems when you can blame everyone else instead. "A Prescription for Guns" is a short humor piece combining satire with commentary on a social propensity for violence.
Please Don't Eat My Face!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 19,580. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Florida, lovely Florida! Join our hero as he takes an uplifting and thoughtful trip through this most pleasant of states.
The Vampires' Guide to Dining
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,290. Language: English. Published: November 22, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Undead
This humorous cookbook and compatibility guide explores the world of dating and hosting the various vampire personality types that make up the vast legions of the undead.
We Did Everything Wrong
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 43,090. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Abraham Koyfman is a widower of nine months. He works from home selling subliminal self-help tapes for a questionable doctor he found in an ad in the back of a magazine. His meager retirement is enough now that he’s alone and Abraham is ready to quit his job—a task proving to be difficult due to the company’s tactics.
Willie's Bad Hair Day (A Children's Book for Adults)
Price: Free! Words: 500. Language: English. Published: November 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
Willie gets the sniffles and dies. The lesson is, well, I'm not sure...
DilDozer
Price: Free! Words: 5,200. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Is it possessed? Is it some kind of experiment? It doesn't matter. All that matters is that it is out to get you. The DilDozer, or DD for short, calls on all of those in its path in the hopes that one day it can unleash its 20 full inches of destructive force upon the world. Read on, if you dare, the tale of the DilDozer. Deadly. Dangerous. Ribbed for her terror.
Artifice
Price: Free! Words: 65,080. Language: English. Published: November 4, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Obscurity is a way of life for Gavin Vonn Getch, a painter who works at a frame shop in a small New England town. His life changes when billionaire Gary Eastman enters his shop and becomes the ultimate patron: a lifetime commission for all his work in exchange for a crap-load of money. A shocking discovery forces him to reevaluate his deal with Eastman and his identity as an artist.
Lighthouse Jive
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 71,510. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
He has come to the island to get away from the world, but now the world is coming to the island... Theodore Lambert is disillusioned with the world. But who cares? Theodore’s wife, Amber, is convinced that the end of the world is coming in the form of a giant asteroid. Needing a holiday, Theodore and his family find themselves living in a mystical island lighthouse on the wild Atlantic co
Derpa Derp
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 24,080. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Religious
This eloquent and fancy work of literary fiction explores aliens, ghosts, corporate sabotage, possession, spontaneous combustion, flesh-eating bacteria, hit-and-run drivers, kung fu, and- of course- forgiveness.
Jesus Después
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: October 25, 2016. Categories: Plays » Religious & Liturgical, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this hilarious scene from GOD & everything, Jesus makes it up to Heaven and attempts to find peace in his father's master plan-- only to find GOD's been playing by ear.
Curse of the Seven 70s
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,210. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sometimes love proves sweeter than revenge… even for Vlad Dracula’s younger brother.
Robertson's Rules of Domestic Order, A Field Guide For Men Who Need To Know How To Live With Women
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,060. Language: English. Published: October 24, 2016 by Fountain Blue Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Trevor Robertson has written a field guide for men who need to know how to live with women. This book is not a guide to accumulating women. It will not help you bed a woman. Instead, what you hold in your hands is a survival kit, which will help link your expectations with reality and better navigate the shoal waters of your relationship with the woman of your choice.
The Best of the Greatest
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,840. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When his girlfriend says she wants to get married, Bernie is so surprised, he cannot speak. Not exactly the reaction she wants, so, let us say, he pays the price. With additional comedy scenes from the quintessential beau ideal prototype end of the civilized world fiction epic, "The Greatest Novel Ever Written." A romantic novelette.
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 6: Disguised
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,340. Language: English. Published: September 29, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Disguised is the sixth episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
Cinquenta minicontos com até cinquenta palavras
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 2,790. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 27, 2016 by 101 Seleções. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Cinquenta minicontos de humor negro. Leitura rápida e trivial, um livro para ser lido de uma sentada.
The Pips of Paradise
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,580. Language: English. Published: September 24, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Pips of Paradise is a suspense thriller about two low level wiseguys who dream of turning their life of chance into the chance of a lifetime. But when their big break finally comes and goes sour, they must choose between their friendship or loyalty to a mythical street boss known as The Man With The Plan.
Dads In Short Shorts
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: September 23, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
This collection of three flash fiction pieces will bring a smile to your face, and maybe even have you laughing out loud. Just like your dad's plaid shorts that skimp on length, these breezy reads will be perfect for your train ride or next bathroom break.
Sunspots
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 77,700. Language: English. Published: September 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Nugget is worried, very worried….but he doesn’t know why. He is one of the many millions who has a form of epilepsy, but doesn’t know it yet. When Nugget and best friend Holly encounter the mysterious Harry Grantham, they set out to unravel what is fact and what is fiction. For the misdiagnosed who believe themselves mad. This is not a ghost story.
Temps mort (Saison 1)
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 55,150. Language: French. Published: September 16, 2016 by Éditions Hélène Jacob. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
Que font deux copines d’enfance quand elles se retrouvent, par le biais d’un célèbre réseau social ? Elles trucident, décanillent, découpent, acidifient, crament, tronçonnent ! Au programme de ce « serial-thriller-gore » hilarant qui ne laisse aucun temps mort : merguez, cochonnailles, roupettes, macchabée, scie sauteuse et crustacés.

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