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The Russian Nurse
Price: Free! Words: 5,300. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Historical » General
In the tale's 1st pg. Violetta, a Russian Nurse, runs into a friend who says: “Life has lost its meaning for me. I'm going in this drugstore to buy sleeping pills to kill myself.” “What? You're going to kill yourself?” Violetta asks. “Yes, life has no value for me.” “Well, in that case, why not kill yourself like we do in Russia?” “How do you do it in Russia?" -Read & see the Russian way to do it.
Homo Conscius: A Novel
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 68,920. Language: English. Published: April 25, 2017 by Upper West Side Philosophers, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical
As a surgeon cuts a hole in his wrist, Victor Andrews, this black comedy's hero, contemplates his impending death. It’s not dying he fears, however, but that he may quit life having understood little or nothing about it. If the doctors don't kill him, he decides to embark on a forensic investigation of his mind in search of answers. Murder, love, sex, truth, beauty – the inquisition must begin ...
Life Love & Lavenham
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 16,980. Language: English. Published: April 24, 2017. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A brilliantly funny surreal comedy of manners, or a lack of them. Philadelphia, an opinionated young beauty, has more suitors thrown at her than a howling tom cat on a hot tin roof has boots thrown at it. A weird and wonderful collection of caricatures all come together to jump start this comedy.
False Icons and Sacred Cows
Price: Free! Words: 19,820. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Fr. Arthur Gerdtz is on a mission from God. His church is fighting for relevance in the modern world. Attendances are dwindling, atheism is on the rise, and Instagram celebrities are bigger than Jesus. This veteran priest is in grave danger of losing his religion. Until he decides to introduce some Old Testament values to the twenty-first century.
Second World: the Butcher’s Son
Price: $1.50 USD. Language: English. Published: April 15, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Horror, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Butcher’s Son and the Angel protect the world against threats reaching out of the grave. The adventure brings them to unique venues, such as the Municipal Library and Brazil.
Don't Call Me Ugly
Price: Free! Words: 44,440. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Inspirational
Andrew is ugly, and he knows it.With a face that makes babies cry,he is refused job offers, isolated in the neighbourhood and treated as an outcast.But he is determined to succeed.By a stroke of luck,he gets hired in a zoo to scare away animals with his face.Things soon got worse and he returns to his roots to find out where his horrible face comes from.But a surprise story lies in wait for him.
Welcome To Hell
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,960. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Carlos wakes up in a dark, scary place. A case worker comes in and welcomes him to the afterlife.
Death in the Australian Outback
Price: Free! Words: 31,260. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
A madcap romp where the humour flows non-stop. Elizabeth West, of the Territory Police, arrives at a job interview but the job has already been given to the nephew of a politician. That is not West's only problem, the detectives conducting the interview are as loony as any character in Monty Python's Flying Circus. This is not a serious work of detective fiction but a seriously funny parody.
The Unmentionables
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 85,810. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A netherworld portal fumigates an entire town, driving the villagers mad. They direct their rage at one outcast youth. With the town after him, Greg turns to his grandfather's occult paraphernalia, building an army of reanimated pigs, piss-monkeys, and raccoon bodyguards. It's all headed for a showdown between good and evil in small-town Ohio.
The Ugly Guys Club
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 207,080. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy blames God. A whimsical tale of a love-starved youth who came to the United States as a grumbling child many years ago. One day, he meets a beautiful girl who really makes him feel like he’s living inside an everyday paradise. She doesn’t care about his looks or the depth of his pocket, and she shows him warmth and companionship like he’s never known before.
Bottling Farts, Inc. - Episode 7: Detained
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,210. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Detained is the seventh episode of an ongoing serial, created specifically for the Eight Hour Fiction Challenge. Each installment is approximately 3,000 words.
El Aspirante a Pedonauta
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,670. Language: Spanish. Published: March 25, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hank Larmspitz tiene un plan. Bueno, más o menos. Va a ser el primer hombre en la luna, maldita sea, y va a hacerlo sin la ayuda de un traje espacial o incluso de una nave espacial. ¿Qué tiene en mente exactamente?
...And All I Have on Is...
Price: Free! Words: 9,410. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A daring young man tries to impress his new love interest. One thing leads to another as they engage in a grim & fateful enterprise.
The Cult of Following, Book Two
Price: Free! Words: 80,280. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After stepping far beyond the warm-beer and soggy-chip comforts of England, Percy Field has finally accepted his lot. While the move to Singapore was everything Percy expected, in this new place was both inexplicable and unexpected. But life for the disagreeable expat is not destined to be easy.
The Zombies' Guide to Dining
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,190. Language: English. Published: March 17, 2017 by Moonfire Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Undead
This humorous illustrated dining and drinking guide to the world of zombies explores the various zombie types, and food and drink to sate their ravenous cravings.
Poor Decisions
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,290. Language: English. Published: March 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
C.V. Hunt returns with a collection of flash fiction. How many poor decisions have you made?
Zordello
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 14,030. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When young entrepreneur Charlie Park recruits his friend Danny Esposito to help him open a “Zombie Whorehouse and Suicide Parlor,” farce mixes it up with horror, and deadly serious questions arise: If there can be no love or meaning in a world overrun by zombies, what’s the point in staying alive? And if you decide to end it all, why not treat yourself to a cheap thrill on the way out?
Caged
Price: $1.75 USD. Words: 10,470. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Essay » Literature
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is a story about how I first met Bert and Betty, a couple of pathetic red wolves caged up at the Low Country Visitor Center managed by the Federal Bureau of Wild Animals outside of Charleston, SC. After I saw them I decided to write a story. People love goddamn stories about animals. Black Beauty, Call of the Wild. Why not a story about Bert and Betty and how they escaped?
The Battle for the Flesh
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,830. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
First let me introduce myself. My name is Eric Von Francis, and I am dead!...So begins “The Battle For The Flesh” a ghost story, but unlike other ghost stories that you may have read, this one is told by the ghost himself. While alive, he was a vile and horrid man. While dead he is even worse...This story is his own personal account of him haunting his old house before he gets he’s just deserts.
The Hotel with the Full Moon Room Service
You set the price! Words: 23,640. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Essay » Literature
This story sells itself by inference as it goes along and relies for its context upon the clues scattered within its generalities and has as its bearing the vagaries of the human condition in confluence with life as it flows and so should not be mistaken for anything else but what you feel after reading it....