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Dear Mister Knopf: A Query Letter Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 3,540. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Are you tired of getting rejection slips? Have you just written the perfect masterpiece, but can't decide how to frame your story to an editor? Well, please look further than this humorous short story, because Benny Ratton can't help you with your problems. Enter the mind of Benny Ratton. If you dare!
Scary Afternoon in the Garden
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,850. Language: British English. Published: May 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An eleven year old boy describes his encounter with the 'creatures from the woods' when they visit his garden one really, really, scary afternoon. A Short Story (9,400 words approx.).
An Inner City
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 101,940. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2015 by Austin Macauley. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Chapelgate Gardens, an inner city flats complex in Dublin, provides the backdrop to this honest, gritty account of the lives of a group of young adults in the late sixties in an Ireland gripped in a state of depression and unemployment. Mick, Gerard, Larry and Imelda just get on by hustling, petty thieving and even prostitution.
Dark Carbuncle
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,800. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015 by WordFire Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A hilarious horror rocker from New York Times bestselling author Kevin J. Anderson and Grammy winner Janis Ian. Greatest hits—back from the dead! A famous one-hit-wonder rock star might think his career is over (being dead, for starters), but a group of obsessive fans has other ideas.
Kamikaze Trinitrotoluene
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: British English. Published: April 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Archibald is clouded and hungover on his start to the day. He misses vital clues around him about the dangers which are waiting for him outside of the house. They are dangers which have all been put in place by his wife Janet, who is looking forward to finally having the perfect life without him around. Thanks to her local crime consortium connections, all it will take is the push of a plunger.
A Collection of Short Stories
Price: Free! Words: 37,740. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Good & evil
This book is about many things.
The James Interlude
Price: Free! Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In the upcoming book “The Inept Zombie Survivor” our nameless hero has a friend called James. James is also a survivor of the zombie apocalypse, mostly because he refuses to acknowledge that zombies exist, no matter how intrusive they are. He is grumpy, bad tempered and sometimes argumentative with a flair for denial.
Chumped Vol. 2 (Beating in Progress)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,320. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Percy Winkler accepts his friend's cockamamie scheme: fake an injury which requires a face mask and let a masked body double take his place at work. If he fails to trick boss Dick Bacon, Percy will lose his job and will receive a lifetime ban from practicing law. Unfortunately for Percy, the body double is a bruising goon who seeks and wreaks havoc on his law firm.
Chumped Vol. 1
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,390. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Percy Winkler wants to be a lawyer. All he has to do is pass the bar exam. And to pass, he needs time. Time that his boss, Dick Bacon, will only give him if he survives his job as a human piñata. Can Percy persevere and preserve his precious brain cells long enough to realize his dream? Or will he forever be THE JERKED LAW CLERK?
The Satanic Nurses
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,420. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
If you've ever been told that it's just a little prick, you'll know the pain that shortly follows. For Steve Tully. he has a week of little pricks during some medical trials he and a motley crew of Leeds' finest have all signed up for. The third hilarious book from the pun-churning pen of Britain's best comedy writer since the days of 2.4 Children.
Confessions of a Pet Shop Worker
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,780. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire
What kind of person owns pets, and shops at petstores? Are pet people "different"? Enter a pet store one busy Saturday, and find the hilarious results! And the best part is, you can't make this up. The stories are true, but the names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Ideas de nada sobre todo
Price: $3.75 USD. Words: 12,820. Language: Spanish. Published: March 26, 2015 by ChiadoEditorial. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ideas de nada sobre todo está compuesto de pequeñas piezas de puzzle sobre las emociones del ser humano y las trampas de la razón. Trata de hacer, desde el humor y la reflexión, malabares con ellas e intenta abrir el camino a un cuestionamiento individual y secreto. Una radiografía de cada una de las virtudes y los miedos que vuelan libres en nosotros y que condicionan nuestro funcionar. (...)
Let's Laugh!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,870. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This book gives you great time, if you like jokes and of course if you like to laugh, then you may want to buy this book! However, if you think that laughing is not for you, then just ignore this book, because this one won't let you without a laughter, I assure about that me and myself. -It contains more types of jokes. -Sorted just from the best ones. -More than 100 jokes.
Riddley Fiddley (and a few quotes to live your life by)
Price: Free! Words: 1,050. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Inspirational
(5.00 from 1 review)
Can you solve my five brain busting riddles. If you like to bamboozle your mind then try out these riddles that would make the great Sméagol scratch his head and forget all about his ring. Also included are several of my astonishing quotes that through the ages have been quoted by such greats as myself!
My Best Friend's Bucket List: Volume One
Price: Free! Words: 43,650. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tucker Sawyer is on a mission to fulfil his dead best friends bucket list. All while getting advice from the ghost of Dick Pickett and dealing with his dead friends ex Lorrie Lovitt that happens to be the love of Tuck's life.
Misery and Death and Everything Depressing
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 26,130. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
They say girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. And boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails. But what is everyone else made of? Misery and Death and Everything Depressing.
Black Cat Mojo
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 53,390. Language: English. Published: March 16, 2015 by Comet Press. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In these three novellas of blackly comic crime and creature horror, you’ll go slumming with well-endowed dwarf porn stars, killer badgers, redneck mama’s boys, morbidly obese nymphomaniacs, dumbass dog-nappers, trailer trash Jesus freaks, diarrheic Jack Russell Terriers, not-so-wiseguys, mob-movie memorabilia collectors, junkie blackmailers, and giant man-eating Burmese pythons.
The War On Horror: Tales From A Post-Zombie Society
Price: Free! Words: 79,970. Language: Australian English. Published: March 9, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.00 from 1 review)
What happens when the zombie apocalypse turns out to be a zombie aberration?
Et Tchèque et mat
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,430. Language: French. Published: March 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Personne n’a jamais fourni aucune explication au microclimat de stupidité qui règne dans un rayon de 500 m environ autour de l’église du Saint-Prépuce.
The Quest for Nothing in Particular
Series: Paranoia. Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 85,930. Language: English. Published: March 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When the Red Fist Army suddenly disbands and a nuclear bomb goes missing, it's up to Oscar to save the town. Along the way he finds much more than he was ever looking for, including fatherhood, muggings, burglary, buggery (actually I think he was looking for that), rats in charge of society, demonic possession, and at least one nuclear explosion.