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Chalupa Dale - Next Exit
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
Big Antony sees a sign from the freeway that a town exists called Chalupa Dale. They guarantee the best chalupas you've ever tasted. So how could he not pull off and investigate?
Birds
Price: Free! Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Lori muses about birds, her birds, as her nagging psychiatrist pushes for further explanation.
Le jour des Zombies 2 !
Price: $1.10 USD. Words: 250. Language: French. Published: June 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Horror, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Suite des aventures palpitantes de Tom et son acolyte dans un monde Zombies! Suivez cette Bd pleine d'humour par Mike Donati. Tout public.
Indhumathi
Price: $2.00 USD. Words: 46,620. Language: English (Indian dialect). Published: June 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Indhumathi: In a pretty Kerala village full of paddy fields and delicious gossip, a woman dreams of holding her own in a man’s world. The odds are against Indumathi.  She gets no say even in her choice of a husband. But she wants to live on her own terms - even if it means breaking up her family and snatching what she thinks is rightfully hers. In a story that moves from rural Kerala to Delhi, Dub
The Hand in the Pipe
You set the price! Words: 7,750. Language: English. Published: June 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
A building superintendent is forced to cope with a maniacal old woman who claims a phantom hand is emerging from her toilet. Caught between landlords and tennants, he must confront his past, his present, and (of course) a toilet.
Parked in a Ditch
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,340. Language: British English. Published: June 8, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The course of true love ne'er did run smooth for a middle-aged, middle manager stuck in the mire of administration. A Short Story (10,200 words approx.).
Sleazy Street
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 103,870. Language: English. Published: June 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Unemployed, short on cash, and recently divorced, Phil Fairchild is vulnerable to easy money and debauchery. His raunchy well-off friend greases that skid. HIs true love interest across the street and vies with a femme fatale from the Russian Mob. Phil gets involved as a sperm donor for a reality TV show as debauchery and that easy money spirals out of hilarious control.
Shopping at Tesco
Price: Free! Words: 2,180. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Urban
In this dark humorous short story a snooty yummy mummy takes decisive action when faced with panic and danger at the supermarket.
Things To Do While Waiting For A Woman - A Guide For Impatient Men
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 1,120. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a funny, silly look at how men can occupy themselves while waiting for the women in their lives to get ready. It's a humorous guide and won first place in the largest humor book contest.
FEROCITY Chapter Four through Eight
Price: Free! Words: 20,160. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
FEROCITY CHAPTER FOUR THROUGH EIGHT. Jack Tide's life continues to get complicated and dangerous. Sunset and his men make their move forcing Jack to act on his assassination of the senator. Meanwhile the mystery of Keira is solved when he finally sees her again, with less than perfect results. To compound problems, now he must survive the Indians and pass his Humanities test.
Midnight Hat Trick - Three Creepy Canadian Novellas
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 49,900. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
MIDNIGHT HAT TRICK – a collection of 3 chilling novellas from Nova Scotia storyteller Steve Vernon. HAMMURABI ROAD is a dark tale of redneck noir. NOT JUST ANY OLD GHOST STORY is a quiet tale about coming home and ghosts you can never escape. SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME asks what would a bunch of over-the-hill old-time hockey players from Northern Labrador deal with a tour bus full of vampires?
Sleep When You're Dead
Price: Free! Words: 1,640. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
It's Taco Tuesday again. Your Uggs are dirty, the barista spelled your name wrong, and your sorority sister just won't leave you alone. She's pushing you to the edge of madness. You literally can't even. Sleep When You're Dead is the troubling story of one college girl's fall from grace. -- BASED ON A TRUE STORY --
Ferocity
Price: Free! Words: 12,510. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Ferocity is the story of Jack Tide, a young hitman trying to pass his college exams, maintain a normal life, find out what happened to his girlfriend who dumped him, and assassinate a senator. It's a black comedy adventure thriller in the vein of Nick Hornby's High Fidelity mixed with David Sedaris mixed with James Bond. A story about negotiating love and explosions in the new age.
Fucked (well and truly)
Price: Free! Words: 670. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » General
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Who is the man in disguise? What horrible thing has he done? What are his motives? How will he be able to live with himself? The one thing we will find out, if nothing else, is what conclusion to the forthcoming inevitable dilemma the man offers up as a way of an apology!
The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
Chris wakes to find that every message delivered to his spam folder comes true. What could possibly go wrong? 'The Photons in the Cheese Are Lost' is an absurdist comedy short. Blue cheese will never taste the same again.
Dear Mister Knopf: A Query Letter Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 3,540. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Are you tired of getting rejection slips? Have you just written the perfect masterpiece, but can't decide how to frame your story to an editor? Well, please look further than this humorous short story, because Benny Ratton can't help you with your problems. Enter the mind of Benny Ratton. If you dare!
Scary Afternoon in the Garden
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,850. Language: British English. Published: May 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An eleven year old boy describes his encounter with the 'creatures from the woods' when they visit his garden one really, really, scary afternoon. A Short Story (9,400 words approx.).
Dark Carbuncle
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,800. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015 by WordFire Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A hilarious horror rocker from New York Times bestselling author Kevin J. Anderson and Grammy winner Janis Ian. Greatest hits—back from the dead! A famous one-hit-wonder rock star might think his career is over (being dead, for starters), but a group of obsessive fans has other ideas.
I Fell In Love With A Lesbian At The Zombie Luau
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,510. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
*short story* We were hiking the Kalalua Trail on the Nā Pali coast in Kauai when it hit us. Mark turned about twenty minutes later. I thought he was joking. He would have gotten me too, if he hadn’t slipped on a muddy tree root and fallen down a thousand feet off a cliff. After I came down from the trail, I dropped the car into drive, floored the gas pedal, and went Bowling for Zombies.
Kamikaze Trinitrotoluene
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: British English. Published: April 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Archibald is clouded and hungover on his start to the day. He misses vital clues around him about the dangers which are waiting for him outside of the house. They are dangers which have all been put in place by his wife Janet, who is looking forward to finally having the perfect life without him around. Thanks to her local crime consortium connections, all it will take is the push of a plunger.