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Ueda Sensei Vomits on the Garbage of Humanity
By Robert Crayola
Series: The Ueda Sensei Chronicles, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,820. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Book 2 in the Ueda Sensei Chronicles. Ueda Sensei and Otto return in a new round of adventures that delve into Ueda's dark past and explore the strangest corners of San Francisco and beyond. Not for the mellow-hearted.
Simon's Armbands
By B F Moloney
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,060. Language: English. Published: December 20, 2012. Category: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological
Simon lives in a high rise by day and goes out at night to see bands. Tonight it’s the Gang Of Four. His punk jacket is full of safety pins and insignias and he wears armband swastikas. His punk paraphernalia are always arguing amongst themselves and they call each other posers. Their arguments give Simon his energy for dealing with his daily problems.
How I was Murdered by a Fox Monster
By M.C Queen
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 53,850. Language: English. Published: December 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Sci-Fi & fantasy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
They say life flashes before you in that moment before death. I could see it all reflected in the blade. I was standing under the cherry blossoms at my school entrance ceremony, eating cake at my sister's wedding, standing outside praying the monster wouldn't come tonight. I might not be dead yet but I can see what's coming, this is the story of how I was murdered by a fox monster!
Lotto Troppo
By Lindsay Laurie
Series: When the Creeks are Running, Book 6. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 362,890. Language: Australian English. Published: December 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
fictional dark humour based on the adventures of burra creek and his family. burra is a sexist, insensitive, womanizing, self centered petty thief whose pursuits almost entirely end up in tears.
No Boobs, No Kardashians
By Richard Quarry
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,160. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Hey, if it moves product, how wrong can it be? Twelve years ago starlet Sindee Sands had a baby just to grab tabloid headlines. Now she wants to boost her faltering career by marrying the brat off in a TV gala "'Tween Bride" is touting as a celebration of the New Virginity -- if the little disaster doesn't land them all in jail with a secret sex tape first.
A Little Knowledge... (Alex Kaidan S01E02)
By Darren Hoyland
Series: Alex Kaidan, S01E02. Price: Free! Words: 22,390. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: December 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
Raiding a planet is generally regarded as a bad idea. Alex and his crew know this, but are convinced it's worth the risk by a genius who goes by the name of Christian Islam. The prize is all of Earth's knowledge and some food that is not made of goo for once, but Alex stands to learn more than he bargained for when he uncovers a plot to destroy them all.
The Misfits of Monrovia
By Paul Reidy
Price: Free! Words: 100,610. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » War
A UN volunteer is kidnapped by a band of child soldiers in Liberia during the 1997 presidential election. Responsibility for the discovery of his whereabouts falls on a small organization of hapless Irish aid workers, eccentric missionaries and well-meaning but ineffectual locals, leading to outlandish results.
Ideas, Inc.
By J. Daniel Sawyer
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 25,750. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2012 by AWP Books. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Caleb and Lenny have two flat tires, no cell reception, and no idea what to do. Fortunately, they broke down right in front of a place that deals in ideas. For the special price of $17, they can get a pack of seven completely original, ultra-premum ideas. But will it get them out of trouble before they're forced to talk to each other again? Find out in this hilarious all-night adventure farce.
Absent From Felicity
By Richard Quarry
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 111,080. Language: English. Published: December 16, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On a lost world ruled by Survival of the Screwingest, the lone survivor of a rescue mission scrambles to cope with a six and a half foot Alice-In-Wonderland teenager with a genetic fascination for knives, a Valkyrie ice queen concentrating very, very hard on not killing everyone, and a charming psycopath with an alarming resemblance to a galactic conqueror executed a century before.
A Wizard F*cked
By Andre Cruz
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 39,960. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal
This is Harry Potter with balls. A story that will make you bust more than a gut. A tale that will make you laugh so hard you'll crack your funny bone. Follow the story of Jacob, a young wizard who some say wants to bring back the dead in order to bring back his sex life and Marcus, a ghost who desires to be brought back so that he can do more than haunt his ex-wife's bedroom.
Bedlam and Breakfast
By Tom Upside
You set the price! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The future is not as we hoped it would be: Science and the occult have married and birthed monstrosities that not even our deepest nightmares could conjure. In this world where the strange is commonplace, a terrorized college professor advises his latest crop of students on what to brace against if they want to survive. First story in the Euclidean Bundt series.
Eye's Sleep - or A Sparrow's Touch
By B F Moloney
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,150. Language: English. Published: December 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Mr Hosanna, magnate extraordinaire, a man who has everything is putting his life on the line with the help of sparrows. He might be having a breakdown; after all he is a bully. And what is it about sleep that builds in eyelids? And does his appropriate wife care? In any event the sparrows will be there for his comeuppance.
Colin's Head Bumps
By B F Moloney
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,330. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Aussie Colin has a fall, and then another, to find not long afterwards that he has two bumps on his head which say hello to him in the morning. Life hasn’t been too good for Colin lately, and perhaps these talking bumps might change his life. And he’s lost his job and forced to go on benefit.
The Mummy Shrugged
By Stephen Walker
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,980. Language: English. Published: December 10, 2012. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Liz Sanford and a Mummy. When they meet, it's murder. Can the nation's official occult investigator get to the heart of a mysterious curse? And, if she can, can she get out of a professional commitment that's worse than death? 6,100 words.
Johnny Dirtbag "Movie Star"
By Hunter S. Anton
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 32,620. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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No Way Out
By Alexis Kypridemos
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 3,570. Language: English. Published: December 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wait! Don't buy this story yet! "Slice of Life," also by Alexis Kypridemos, is a short story collection that includes "No Way Out" plus 6 more stories, for the price of 3! You save almost 60% ($4.00)! Trapped in a dead-end job and a tiny apartment, Makis fantasizes about killing his annoying roommate.
Ghost Train
By Lindsay Laurie
Series: When the Creeks are Running, Book 5. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 230,860. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
fictional dark humour based on the adventures of burra creek and his family. burra is a sexist, insensitive, womanizing, self centered petty thief whose pursuits almost entirely end up in tears.
Temptation
By Denise Greenwood
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 104,220. Language: English. Published: December 6, 2012 by Aventura eBooks. Category: Fiction » Drama » European
“Because none of you come to my church, I thought I’d bring it to you!” begins a naive Reverend driven to the brink of insanity standing on a stage before the drunken audience of Cherries café bar. He is about to exorcise his personal demons. Temptation is a touching story of loss, discovery and misunderstandings. Darkly humorous events change the lives of the colourful characters at Cherries.
The Empty Man
By Jonathan Antony Strickland
Price: Free! Words: 230. Language: English. Published: December 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Poetry » U.K. Poetry
0.5 star(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A funny poem about a person being empty inside! Please read and review.
BANG, BANG, YOU FAT BASTARD -- YOU’RE DEAD
By Wendy Potocki
Price: Free! Words: 4,210. Language: English. Published: November 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
Christmas just got personal ... Ray Hastings' life is in ruins. Pathetic not covering it, he devises a way to get even with the man who destroyed it. A horror short story, this is for anyone that's ever been disappointed on Christmas.