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Dan And Eric
Price: Free! Words: 5,670. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The bond between Dan Louis and Eric Boyle - lifelong friends and aspiring comedy writers - begins to fracture when one of them develops a knack for stealing the other’s ideas.
Gerecyclede Verhalen
Price: Free! Words: 10,400. Language: Dutch. Published: November 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
*** Inclusief het verhaal: De Hondjes Van Etretat *** Een gratis promotieboekje om kennis te maken met mijn wijze van vertellen (en met het 4short label). Het bevat vijf verhalen die al eens eerder gepubliceerd zijn, vier SF verhalen en een bizar verhaal. Voor deze uitgave zijn de verhalen nog eens onder handen genomen.
The Things We Do For Those Who Don't Love Us
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
This is a short story of a young woman who would do anything she can to win the affection of her wolf. A tale about vanity, obsession and our misguided perceptions of love, The Things We Do For Those Who Love Us is a highly entertaining read.
The Chad Solass Chronicles
Price: Free! Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
when earth is put under threat from an alien force only one man can help, but he was busy so they picked chad solass, they are quickly going to wish they hadn't! Full book now available via amazon
Doctor Nah
Series: The Little Sistah yarns. Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Free! Doctor Nah bridges the gap between Mannion’s novella The Little Sistah (also available on Smashwords) and its inevitable sequel. A search for a missing cat leads to a vicious drug dealer who kills kitties for pleasure. There’s plenty of noir humor, yet it’s also a heartwarming holiday confection. Don’t expect It’s a Wonderful Life, however. It’s never a wonderful life in the ghetto.
Nebmahket: Self-Styled King Of The Nile Is King Of The Vile
You set the price! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: November 10, 2014 by Darkwater Syndicate, Inc.. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.00 from 1 review)
Egyptologists unlock a three thousand year old mystery when they unearth a tablet identifying Nebmahket, the forgotten son of Pharaoh Ramesses II. They soon learn why the ancient Egyptians were quick to cover up Nebmahket’s existence – the angry young man ate nine babies in his lifetime, two of which were his own children.
¿Sin trabajo? Pues me caso - ¿No job? ¡Then I'm getting married!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 85,140. Language: Spanish. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Un grupo de desempleados es capaz de alcanzar los más desbordantes extremos de locura colectiva cuando se los presiona hasta el límite. Si ya no tienes nada que perder, ¿hasta dónde estarías dispuesto a llegar?¿Podría ser el matrimonio con un marido bien forrado la solución a todos tus problemas financieros? ¿Las casadas son más listas? En los confines del paro todo es posible.
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
Price: Free! Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer’s School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger’s plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they need someone to rescue them! Can their blossoming romance survive a zombie uprising—and more importantly, will they survive? This is a humorous short story.
Reminiscing Evan
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 19,550. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Evan Chandler is running away from a deal he backed out on when he was in the Liberati. The Society that holds it’s dominance over the media and it’s people. The Society before the rules of the Illuminati began. He took the game in his hands, had the ball in his court but refused to play. Now Evan doesn’t know the threat that’s coming after him, and the people that are running after him.
Nazi Sharks!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 32,630. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
If you like sharks, evil Nazi scum, sexy babes in bikinis, big boobs, stupid shark movies, sexy babes not in bikinis, Kevin Costner, synchronized swimming, and/or SyFy movies, Nazi Sharks! belongs in your e-reader and brain.
Pick Me! Pick Me!
Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,870. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure
Steve has been roped in at the last minute to contest a marginal seat after the previous member has been "stood down" for personal reasons - personal tax, personal hygiene and personal relationships. The pressure is starting to show - with endless campaign functions, crazy volunteers and his whole future hanging in the balance. Read his day by day diary from the Campaign trail.
No Room in the Bin
Series: Live-Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 9,310. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Urban
With Christmas approaching, Rob is under pressure at home as well as at work. His curiosity gets the better of him after he finds something slightly mysterious in his neighbour's bin. The long term observation that follows is routine and fruitless until a disturbing discovery makes him question what he thought he knew about his neighbours - and himself.
The Defective Detective : The Curious Case of the Kilchester Courier
Series: The Defective Detective. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,570. Language: English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Chasing a parcel delivered to a neighbour, Clint is sucked into a remarkably civilised but mildly deranged crime scene. There he encounters almost-blackmail, not-actually prostitution, probable-sex scandals, genuine-imposters and the very real theft of something incredibly important. Twice.
My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
The Time Traveler's Wife
Price: Free! Words: 24,240. Language: English. Published: October 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Sci-fi, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a cautionary tale of love, mathematics and the innocuous.
The Jamaican Ninja Bert!!
Price: Free! Words: 36,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Romance » Western
When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love?
The Jamaican Ninja Bert 2
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 37,360. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
Book 2. When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love
Meat Eater
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
On Your Left
Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Some public servants provide shelter for the homeless, others food for the hungry. Me, I run over cyclists with my car. If not me, then who? Over three dozen to date, and the number keeps growing. I don’t want fame or money for my deeds, but a plate of nachos every now and then would be nice.
Министерство на слънцето
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 84,340. Language: Bulgarian. Published: October 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
История за абсурда на администрацията и безсилието пред бюрокрацията, разказана с много хумор, пиперлив език, романтика и въображение.