Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

Deep Time
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 62,600. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
after eight hundred years of searching for the champion, madness was descending. pastiche screamed and waved his sword at the trees of the last ancient forest, yelling the name, the cursed name, of the enchanter mydrrin. who was the champion? The old police chief? The estranged son? The abused daughter? branches creaked in the wind. pastiche's mad laughter added a counterpoint to the sound. Who?
Food of Love: A Comedy about Friendship, Chocolate, and a Small Nuclear Bomb
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 79,200. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Part thriller and part screwball romantic comedy, Food of Love tells the story of Regina, a former supermodel, now princess of a tiny European principality, who has lost her skeletal figure and finds herself threatened by an unknown assassin.
Coffee - You'll Take It Black and Like It
Price: Free! Words: 4,730. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Nestled in a remote stretch of wilderness, this eerie mountain hamlet is not on Pat Smith’s map. When he and his wife Jane stumble upon it during their cross-country bike race, they decide to stop for a quick bite, eager to get in and get out before their competitors catch up with them. But the only diner in town serves up something they weren’t expecting . . .
The Minnesota Candidate
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 110,660. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tom Picacello meets Shari Munthon and it changes his world. So much so, that the couple elopes after knowing each other for just three short weeks. Tom discovers that Shari is a multimillionaire, while Shari learns that Tom's family is in need of psychiatric help. The world is changing, inexplicably, and Tom learns that Shari's dead parents are to blame. A lighthearted take on dark subject matter.
Suddenly, Zombies
Price: Free! Words: 6,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Zombies in space! Giant zombie gorillas! When life gets weird, all you can do is stick by your friends and hang on to your brains. Amanda C. Davis dishes out two short stories from the lighter side of the zombocalypse.
The Sound of Hooves in the Living Room
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 5,490. Language: English. Published: June 11, 2014 by Triple V Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » General
Jason and Alex are on the fast track to rapidly figuring out their get-rich-quick scheme. If only they can get their printer to work. An offbeat story by Sean Monaghan.
Senior Scribbles, Second Dose: Take Two of These & Keep Your Mouth Shut
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 33,600. Language: English. Published: June 10, 2014 by Second Wind. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this series of insightful, humorous essays, Chuck Thurston delights, informs and inspires his readers. This second in a series of wide-ranging vignettes is full of misdirection, nostalgia, personal insight, warmth and beautiful writing.
Till Death Do Us Part
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,230. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
On the surface, Chris and Jenny seem like any other newly wed couple, except they're both keeping a secret from the other one. They both happen to be serial killers plotting to cash in on the other one's life insurance policy. Find out which one survives in this darkly comedic short story!
Let's Get Physical
Series: Let's Get Funny Fiction. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 71,450. Language: British English. Published: June 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Women's fiction » Chick lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
To: All Readers Subject: Let’s Get Physical Hello all, This email is to tell you about Millie Reed’s amusing story. She is an identical twin sister to Megan Fitzpatrick and they embark on a sister swap to take on each other's lives for one month. Will it work? Will Millie mend the marriage to Milo? Will Millie become more like Megan than she would have bargained for at the beginning? Find out!
Playing the Comedia
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,060. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A man invents a machine that can play comedy -- not write jokes but create slapstick skits using robots that are scientifically funny. But when the inventor makes his debut appearance at Carnegie Hall, the punchline key gets stuck, and comedy starts fissioning and turning into tragedy.
About a Bird: Poems From Jerry the Bird
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,430. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
About a Bird collects the poems written by Jerry the Bird, the beer-soaked and hard-boiled star of the novel Among the Humans. Included are several poems, a chapter of Among the Humans, an interview where he opens up about the success of his novel, and the last thing he ever wrote, a story titled "The Bird (A Very Short Novel)." A great introduction to an amazing character.
Among The Humans
Price: $3.95 USD. Words: 60,090. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Beer-soaked and hard-boiled, Jerry the Bird is doing his best to fit into human society. He has a fledgling career writing mysteries, but when his lizard best friend drags him into the search for a missing stripper, Jerry finds himself living a dime-store mystery instead of writing one, all while trying to win the heart of the girl next door. Dark and hilarious, Among the Humans is unforgettable.
Your Call Is Important To Us
Series: The Bunker, Book 2. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 83,380. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Barney Max is a trustworthy citizen with an impeccable record of achievement. But one daystretch on his way to Mars for an interplanetary conference, he finds himself added to the Thousand Most Wanted List. Deprived of his daily comforts, he is forced to confront a reality he has struggled his whole life to deny. The second in the Bunker series of sci-fi adventure novels.
A Thrush Up My Arse
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 19,290. Language: English. Published: May 30, 2014 by Austin Macauley. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Camped somewhere between Fanny Hill and The League of Gentlemen, A Thrush Up My Arse hilariously follows the adventures of Fanny Fakewitt, who, upon discovering the onset of ‘a menopause of not the trivial sort', is advised by her doctor, Elijah McFigeon (struck off for several years) to head north, toughen up, and get the soft southern-ness kicked out of her.
American, Die. A Philip Eckstein Thriller
Series: A Philip Eckstein Thriller. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,440. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Hard-Boiled, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In his newest adventure, sly private dick Philip Eckstein enters the shadowy world of spies and whistleblowers.
The Contract
Price: Free! Words: 6,020. Language: English. Published: May 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction
John thinks he's found a surefire way to break his cellphone contract so he can get a new one -- until a mysterious stranger shows up at the front door. (A short story)
Sweet Meat Country - Rude Beginnings (semi-clean version)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 8,940. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Welcome to Sweet Meat Country. At age 30, Maximillian Speed returned to Sweet Meat Country after a decade in California, only to find the town plunged into utter despair. In the grips of drug addiction, poverty, and sexual deviance, the town was at the mercy of the cruel Supreme Raheem a/k/a Slick the Snake Oil Pimp.
The Vampire of Cliff Cave
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 9,350. Language: English. Published: May 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Have you ever met an actual vampire? The Vampire of Cliff Cave takes a look at the memoirs of a real vampire sharing his everyday interactions with regular people. In these humor-filled encounters, some of the layers, and mysteries, to all of the bad P.R. vampires receive are peeled away.
Boy With a Bell (One Act), and Six Poems
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,000. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2014. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Boy with a bell tries to warn a couple about the dangers ahead, or does he? Minimalist farce, one act. Royalty free.
We Deliver
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: May 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Crime, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A pizza delivery straight out of the Twilight Zone. Can a ghost order a pizza? And if he does, can Jeff deliver?