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Dugan's Luck
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Price: Free! Words: 30,620. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
Benny Dugan came to live in the shadow of his underworld boss, Red DelGatti. His introverted brother Marion took another direction in life. In this somewhat dark comedy, tragedy strikes affecting all of them, but in different ways. The two brothers had no idea how their actions would intersect and send them running from the cops, as well as DelGatti, in order to salvage Benny's grand plan.
The Little Nell Poems vol.2
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 360. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is the second volume of the hapless and humorous adventures of the beloved and pig-tailed Little Nell. The cartoon "girl who keeps on dying" is at it again with a new series of mis-adventures and the same funny and fatal outcomes.
The Little Nell Poems vol. 1
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 390. Language: English. Published: August 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The first in a series of short, "children's" poems starring the doe-eyed, plaid-jumpered Little Nell. Watch as in each four-lined poem, Little Nell is introduced, commits a foolishly amusing act, and then promptly dies....again and again and again.
Idealism, Warts and the Inescapable Pain of Disappointment
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,410. Language: English. Published: August 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Gerard is covered with warts, all sorts of warts, but when he’s at the pub with his mates he behaves like them. Everyone’s curious about Gerard or Papi as his mates call him, but Gerard dismisses the attention. What his mates don’t know is that Gerard has a secret life hearing the confessions of disappointed people. They worship him for being so different, so out there.
Allan Rickman Will NOT Die
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Price: Free! Words: 870. Language: English. Published: August 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
On a quest to assist a famous British actor into the afterlife but he won't go gently into that good night so what are the two Hollywood "Undertakers" to do? Read on and find out!
Gray
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 73,340. Language: English. Published: July 30, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Father Gray will do anything for a promotion – except more work. When Cat City gets overrun by disgruntled animals looking for retribution, Gray and his friends at SootCo will have to use every every tool at their disposal to completely ignore what's going on outside. But how can they have the biggest swivel chair battle of all time when a relentless strike team is hunting them down?
Dog Food
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Price: Free! Words: 1,580. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
This is a short story: Steven just witnessed his beloved dog tear out the throats of his two best friends. It gets even more surreal when the dog explains to him why he did it.
All The Bad Circles
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 46,200. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Prepare yourself for a collection of nine dark & witty tales from the author of The Thickening Water. A man wakes up next to himself, there's a guide to public mime negotiation, and murder at a race track, until the dark finale where we see the price a small town pays when its inhabitants make a pact with the underworld. And now you’re inside, whatever you do, do not step outside the Circle.
Rusty & Slasher and the Circus from Hell
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 62,890. Language: English. Published: July 24, 2013. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
Rusty and Slasher’s Pa, home from his stay in Her Majesty’s 5-star Hotel, plans a security van heist as a family-bonding exercise. Their wheelman will be Nana, who can’t go anywhere without her adult diapers. But when Pa’s previous co-conspirators arrive in Panui he is in danger, until he is rescued by Felix, the giant circus manager. But that’s when the family's trouble really starts.
Selling it All
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Price: Free! Words: 18,590. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
It's hard to get ahead in the breakneck world of California real estate. Sarah finds herself locked in an interesting battle with the top dog; a handsome, yet enigmatic, bachelor who will stop at nothing to make a sale. As the stakes get higher, she surprises herself by what she is forced to accomplish. Approx. 50 pages
TheDevil's Comic
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 77,540. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In the year 1880,'Big Red' served as the ‘resident devil’ beneath Ghost Gulch, boomtown of the Wyoming Territory. New souls dropped down to the devil within seconds of each capital punishment, as served by the hangman’s rope up above. Despite the circumstances, Big Red wanted his newly captured souls to be cheerful, and went to great lengths to make them happy.
Pod prąd
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 28,280. Language: Polish. Published: July 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Powieść-metafora, której miejscem akcji jest szpital psychiatryczny. Książka obfituje w wiele błyskotliwych, groteskowych i tragikomicznych scen, a język stanowi jedną z jej najmocniejszych stron.
Being John Bland
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 77,360. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
John Bland is stuck in a rut--a job he hates, a girlfriend he doesn't want, friends who don't understand him. Your average worker bee drone. But John has devised a solution. The Master Plan. Involves knives, garbage bags, and some weird genetic destiny screw up. John didn't plan on that last part, nor the new title. Accidental Serial Killer. Apparently, someone has to do it..
Mummy Mouse
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Series: Evil Mouse Chronicles, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 10,260. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Eleven year old C.K. has a secret. An epic secret with a furry white coat, long tail, four scratchy feet...and a sickening desire to drain enough life-forces to become a Pharaoh, a mouse-god, and seek his revenge on the two-legged world. Mummy Mouse is a dark tale of friendship, revenge, and bad parenting. C.K. is the only one who can stop Mummy Mouse...but that would break his heart.
Drycleaning
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Price: Free! Words: 2,950. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Jeffrey goes to the pub. A lot. He's gone stale and his suit hangs off him in demonstration of the fact. Jeffrey has lost touch with a lot, until something changes things.
Bastardo!
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 25,260. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Customer Service Manager Bob Thomassoulo gets more than he bargained for when he decides to go to Mexico and take revenge on the man who took his job in this absurd tale of revenge, gold lust, friendship, classic rock and political revolution.Oh it's also about what makes a rock classic a classic.
The Greatest Living Englishman
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 32,590. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The unbelievably comedic adventure of an unlikely friendship between a budding poetic genius, Edna St. Vincent Millay, and "England's Worst Poet" Colin Millaney. Set in 1919, it asks the question "What happens when a book of verse by England's worst poet accidentally becomes a runaway best-seller in America?"
Sleep Has No Master
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,780. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
Can we tell the difference between our dreams and reality? In his latest collection of short stories and flash fiction, Jon Konrath dances between metafiction and nihilism in an absurdist world of geek culture that form the 27 fast-paced stories in Konrath's bizarro compendium.
Fisher of Devils
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Price: $5.95 USD. Words: 95,100. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013 by Dog Horn Publishing. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
‘If, through some convenient twist in the space time continuum, Terry Pratchett and the Farrelly Brothers had taken Milton out one night and got him completely wrecked on Tequila slammers and cheap amphetamine, the four of them might have come up with something like this.’ (Richard Morgan, author of Altered Carbon and Broken Angels)
Short Story Mattress Sale
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,090. Language: English. Published: July 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Farley Henderson is a retired lawyer who thinks he's ahead of the curve when his mattress develops a split seam, even though he bought the mattress over 40 years ago at a going out of business sale. The mattress came with a lifetime guarantee after all.