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The Demon Chimp of Prague
By Lee Robert Adams
Price: Free! Words: 4,300. Language: British English. Published: November 19, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Brian is well-read and well-dressed, with style and a killer sauerkraut recipe. He's a hit with the ladies and he's flash with the cash. He is also a chimp with world domination on his mind... Our hero thinks he's got a bargain when he buys a chimp for £50 down the pub. Soon he notices a startling change in his new friend, and finds a shocking secret behind Brian's emergence on the expat scene.
Billabrook Traps
By Lindsay Laurie
Series: When the Creeks are Running, Book 4. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 196,840. Language: Australian English. Published: November 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
fictional dark humour based on the adventures of burra creek and his family. burra is a sexist, insensitive, womanizing, self centered petty thief whose pursuits almost entirely end up in tears.
When God Gets Bored
By Todd Hunter
You set the price! Words: 51,050. Language: English. Published: November 15, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
God did a lot of good work. He created all the planets and even entire galaxies. Those little umbrellas that go into fancy drinks at all too trendy night clubs? He was all over them too. But after creating everything, he hit the awkward point in life where he wondered what to do next. The answer would take God on a strange journey which would make him question the very nature of existence itself.
Adolf Hitler and His Submarine or Adolf vs. the Mafia
By Michael Christopher
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 61,940. Language: English. Published: November 13, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Book 4 of the Hitler Chronicles. In this satirical mashup novel our hero, Adolf Hitler, seeks Canadian gold laying in a sunken ship. He and his father take their new submarine, The Sea Lion, and battle the evil eugenics Prime Minister Tommy ‘The Needle’ Douglas and his grandson, Jack Beck, the Mafia, and their submarine, The Stugots, the swarthy Brazilian navy and discover counterfeit money.
Voodoo At The Boobtube
By Colby Jones
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: November 11, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
When John goes to the Boobtube strip club for his typical Friday night ritual, he meets Candy: The narcoleptic stripper with a dark secret. A short story that will leave you laughing!
Raffling Couriers
By Lindsay Laurie
Series: When the Creeks are Running, Book 3. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 185,640. Language: Australian English. Published: November 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
fictional dark humour based on the adventures of burra creek and his family. burra is a sexist, insensitive, womanizing, self centered petty thief whose pursuits almost entirely end up in tears.
Le jour des zombies
By Mike Donati
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 100. Language: French. Published: November 8, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Find a new day zombie now with this comics ebook by michael donati. Follow Tom with them friends in the new zombies world- Gore and humour that's it. First épisod!
Bang Bang
By Patrick Malloy
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 92,540. Language: American English. Published: November 7, 2012 by Necro Publications. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Bang Bang has everything a dark comedy should have including, but not limited to: murder, love, murder, alcohol, murder, stereotyping, murder, Beatles music, murder, family, murder, public transportation, and even murder. In case you haven’t figured it out, there’s a whole lotta murder in this book. The hilariously untrue story of funeral home serial killers and hammer hijinks.
Once Bitten
By Sara Reinke
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 78,780. Language: English. Published: November 6, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Private investigator John Harker thinks he's seen it all. But when a desperate woman begs him to find her missing daughter, John quickly learns there are many things in the Florida Keys that are best left unseen...and some secrets that are best left undiscovered.
The Velveteen Killer Rabbit
By Elia Anie
Price: $4.95 USD. Words: 9,050. Language: English. Published: November 5, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A darkly humorous parody of the children's classic, The Velveteen Killer Rabbit is the story of a toy Rabbit whose desire to be loved by a child and become Real drives him to less than cuddly deeds. Enhanced with hilarious illustrations inspired by the original artwork of William Nicholson, this twisted tale will leave you in stitches and make you fall in love with the murderous bunny.
Rush to Fairy Dell
By Lindsay Laurie
Series: When the Creeks are Running, Book 2. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 98,850. Language: Australian English. Published: November 4, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
fictional dark humour based on the adventures of burra creek and his family. burra is a sexist, insensitive, womanizing, self centered petty thief whose pursuits almost entirely end up in tears.
Smashwords Writing Duel
By Jonathan Antony Strickland
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,860. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012. Category: Fiction » Literature » Drama
0.75 star(4.63 from 8 reviews)
Trevor Ian Thomson was one clever guy. He began reviewing on Smashwords, taking great pleasure criticising mistakes within stories, be they bad spelling to bad grammar. But when challenged to write his own story by an author called Jack Van Mason the reviews he received where at times as critical as his own. The only difference being that there criticism fell upon his ideas and originality.
Sherwood Ltd
By Anne R. Allen
Price: Free! Words: 84,930. Language: English. Published: November 2, 2012 by MWiDP. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
Sherwood. The name immediately conjures up images of Richard Greene, Michael Praed and Russel Crowe. Or maybe that sly fox in the Disney version. Only, in Anne R. Allen's latest rom-com mystery the fox is a coyote and there's no Robin Hood. Or is there?
Clowns on Parade
By Salubrious Farlight
Price: Free! Words: 4,810. Language: English. Published: October 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(5.00 from 1 review)
The circus has come to Dyson Springs. The line is long, but Jason hatches a plan to sneak in. It's a strange night to be playing with clowns.
Temporary Detective
By Larry Hansen
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 52,630. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
An anthology of stories based on Sam Callow's temporary assignment at the Nick Drake Detective Agency. Nick leaves Sam in charge to simply wait for a package–then promptly disappears. Sam decides to assume Nick's identity and is soon involved in multiple murder investigations. Sam relies on his vast network of well-placed temp associates to help him solve strange cases while trying to stay alive.
Paradise Lost (Alex Kaidan S01E01)
By Darren Hoyland
Series: Alex Kaidan, S01E01. Price: Free! Words: 14,900. Language: English. Published: October 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
Being unable to name your space ship is less of a problem when there's only one ship in the Human 'fleet', besides Alex Kaidan only really borrowed it. More of a problem is Earth being paved with only a few survivors. Alex's mission is to rescue any remaining Humans being held by alien races. A mission made harder by the fact that a catastrophically decimated population is not an employers' market
Cereal Box Surprise
By Lori R. Lopez
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,510. Language: English. Published: October 29, 2012. Category: Fiction » Horror » Occult
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
A ninety-eight-pound weakling orders cereal hyped by a once-famous athlete. During the mayhem that ensues, he discovers heroes aren't always what they seem. And the prize at the bottom of the box might be more of a surprise. Poor Ned winds up in a horror story by Lori R. Lopez!
Death by Sweet Tart
By Penelope Dark
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 92,910. Language: English. Published: October 27, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The world becomes plagued. Violet is lost. Lost Secret is shut down. How will anything be saved? It all starts with a family meal, and ends in tragic blood. Pat becomes a carrier for the Rogue Plague, a disease that brings vicious death to those who eat junk food. The world searches desperately for the cure, and something is found in Violet.
The Carnage from Fords Beach
By Lindsay Laurie
Series: When the Creeks are Running, Book 1. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 99,490. Language: Australian English. Published: October 26, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
fictional dark humour based on the adventures of burra creek and his family. burra is a sexist, insensitive, womanizing, self centered petty thief whose pursuits almost entirely end up in trouble and tears.
Quartet for Three
By Michael D. Britton
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 5,680. Language: English. Published: October 23, 2012. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Tragedy strikes top-rated TV show "Symphonic Idol" when one of the musical judges is found dead onstage, and everyone's a suspect in this classical twist on the detective story...