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My Little Zombie
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 770. Language: English. Published: September 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Monsters, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What happens when Lily finds a zombie in the park? She takes it home to make it her pet, of course!
Mouse & Blutak
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 93,790. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Berengaria Roper, is brave, clever, witty and determined, but has more than her fair share of human failings; she is a terrible mother, an appalling doctor, and a truly horrendous gardener. She longs for a more exciting life, so when the opportunity for travel and adventure arises, she should be delighted, but what ensues is anything but delightful.
Ian's Gang - Witch's Brew
Series: Ian's Gang, Book 7. Price: Free! Words: 3,860. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Fantasy
For the last few years three babies have been abducted in Maltby on Halloween, never to be seen again. Now it's Halloween once more...
Have Some Guts
Price: Free! Words: 22,010. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Screenplays » Comedy
Kenny's job sucks, his car is a piece of crap, and his girlfriend is about to break up with him. However, the two henchmen chasing him don't care; they just want back the briefcase worth untold riches he just found. For 48 hours, the beach town of Seaside will be turned inside out as the chase for the briefcase plays out. From dirty hippies to an 8-ton sperm whale, everyone wants in on the action!
The Dreamer's Road
Price: $12.99 USD. Words: 79,140. Language: English. Published: September 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Nonfiction » Biography » Personal memoir
The Dreamer's Road (Part 1) tells the story of Jack Jordan. A bright and adventurous boy, struggling to realise his dreams and his potential growing up in a 1980's repressed, Thatcherite Britain. His solution: expand his horizons and flourish. This book tells the tale of a young man’s journey to emotional, intellectual and sexual freedom.
How To Date A Corpse
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 47,940. Language: English. Published: September 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Ever wanted someone you can't have? Why not turn them into a zombie for your own pleasure? That is exactly what Carrie and her friend Justin do in this hilarious new book about getting what you want and dealing with the consequences
A Sucker for Love: A Zomedy
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,510. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Nick proceeds with building his zombie shelter in spite of the lawsuits and laughter of his neighbors and his famous heroes. But despite it all, he can’t resist Maribeth, the girl who has captured his heart and has rejected him mercilessly. Will he keep a special spot for her in his shelter to held her avoid a gruesome zombie death? Or will he let her become a snack for the living dead?
The Good, the Plaid, and the Ugly
Price: Free! Words: 21,030. Language: English. Published: September 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Screenplays » Comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
After a miserable high school experience, Jack has stopped evolving as a contributing member of society. Meanwhile, his career driven brother, Tim, has become about as exciting as an old hot dog. The story unfolds around these two brothers' pursuit of a misplaced family heirloom, resulting in an unusual tale of redemption, sibling rivalry, and lesbian coleslaw wrestling.
Malice In Wonderland #3: Alice the Girl Who Will Tear Your Heart Out and Show It To You Before You Die
Series: Malice in Wonderland, Book 3. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 53,380. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In part 3 of the trilogy, Alice wins the Vorpal Fist, a weapon whose special power is to rip out the hearts of those who love the person wearing it. There’s a Russian roulette tea party and a shadow under a rainbow guillotine too! It all occurs during a twisted life-sized board game Malice and Alice find themselves trapped in. Who will win? And will Alice become a stealer of hearts?
The Towering Inferno Versus The Mighty Quinn
Price: Free! Words: 4,050. Language: English. Published: August 31, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
“The Towering Inferno Versus the Mighty Quinn” is about a woman working in a sleazy strip-joint who has to use her guile and wit if she’s to overcome a mysterious lust filled fire demon type thingy (thingy being the optimum word here) that is intent on consuming her within its burning hellish flames. This is a story that will certainly get you hot under the collar. Please read and review.
The Miracle at O'Hare's Pub
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 3,830. Language: English (Irish dialect). Published: August 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Galway, Ireland. At the wake of a young boy at O'Hare's pub, in walks Sean. Sean has powers, special powers, and he will use them to entertain the family in mourning. And maybe if they're lucky, a bit more besides. A short story of 3,700 words that blends Irish black humour, satire and fantasy to new heights of absurdity.
How Do You Know You Ghetto?
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 18,850. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This book is an Old School Social Commentary that will make you Laugh, Cry and Think.
Hostile Takeover
Price: Free! Words: 2,240. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense
(4.00 from 1 review)
Bucking for a promotion is tough, but if you really want it, hire a ninja assassin.
Permland
Series: TEMPLAND series, TEMPLAND 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 81,760. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Chick Lit, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The sequel to Jill Elaine Hughes' hit novel TEMPLAND. It’s the beginning of 2003, a few months after the end of TEMPLAND. Melanie Evers is back as she struggles under the insane demands of her long-sought Permanent Job.
My Zombie Prince
Series: Aloha Armstrong The Woman from L.I.P.S., Book 1. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 82,140. Language: English. Published: August 28, 2013 by 53rd Street Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Shelby meets and is ultimately swept off her tiny feet by zombie Sir Reginald Kincade. But not before they face death, doppelgangers, and secrets to win the ultimate prize that will ensure their happy ending. Shelby and Reggie face danger, excitement, and tests to their growing love at every turn. A new novel from the author of Zomopolis.
Eden's Last Hero - inspired by the great Terry Pratchett's Discworld stories
Series: Eden. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 79,790. Language: English. Published: August 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This story has wizards, dragons, demons, vampires, werewolves and all sorts of monsters… Lucid’s army has invaded Eden and the Guardians need a hero to help them fight the tide of monsters unleashed on the Triple City. They choose Dylan, an overweight, work-shy, drunken layabout with a total disregard for authority in any guise. Not a great choice then.
The Telltale Toilet
Price: Free! Words: 2,410. Language: English. Published: August 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Every apartment has its quirks-- a door that sticks, a light switch that doesn't work, or a tenant that disappears. Sometimes there’s a reason for it and sometimes things are better left alone.
Zack of the Undead
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 62,880. Language: English. Published: August 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Undead
Zach's senior year of high school gets complicated when zombies show up.
With a Whip and a Chair
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 278,200. Language: English. Published: August 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Rory Tremane, a child of the Raj, a man of the Empire. The epitome of English manhood. Showman extraordinaire, the greatest lion tamer the world has ever seen. This is the public face of a Victorian hero. Now, in his own words, the even more fantastic story of his incredible life. from his early school days to his triumphs on the field of battle.
Alabaster Way
Series: The Many Manipulations of Calvert Howard, Book 6 · Erotic Tales of Calvert Howard, Book 5. Price: Free! Words: 16,650. Language: English. Published: August 17, 2013 by Eroticatorium. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
This ebook is an unproduced screenplay entitled "Alabaster Way". It is part of "The Many Manipulations of Calvert Howard", an Open Setting series. "Alabaster Way" is the story of a recently widowed white grandmother who invites her young black gigolo to a family function and forces everyone there to promise a night of complete honesty.