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Sterling Close
Series: A short story. Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Sterling Close is the short story of a tiny community and their very particular, and rather unexpected, tastes. From the author of other unexpected short stories, novelist Barbara Jaques.
Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?
Price: Free! Words: 2,030. Language: English. Published: July 3, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,150 words. Warning: Contains toe cheese.
Sidekicks (The Enemies Trilogy Book 3)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 74,690. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Good Guy is murdered, it's up to his sidekick to fill the void. But Ajax Gadzinski more interested in avenging his friend than joining the long line of heroes who died for the cause. Besides, if the rumors are true, the original Good Guy is back, saving people like he never left. Or, you know, it could just be the evil twin.
Fire Quackers
Series: Care Home Antics, 1. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 8,810. Language: English. Published: June 30, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is part 1 of a small trilogy of caricaturistic style word portraits based on character packed care home set in the beautiful Warwickshire countryside.
Анкетно-финансовый роман
Series: Чашка кофейной хроники. Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 2,280. Language: Russian. Published: June 28, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Romance » Short stories
Юмористическое отношение с которым я смотрю на уголовный мир России, нередко находит отражение в моих работах. Иронично-философский подтекст диалогов моих персонажей, их занимательные типажи, внутренняя психология и необычные пороки приводят в восторг даже меня, каждый раз, когда я обращаюсь к тексту своих работ. И это чистая правда.
The Mind's Aspiration: A Short Story Collection
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 65,160. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2016 by DIB Books. Categories: Fiction » Literary collections » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ancestors, in the strangest of places. A furry miracle. Sports journalism logs a new low. And the perfect summer job? Sixteen oddball and heartfelt short stories from the muddled mind of TJ Bainz.
Letters To Another: A Short Story Collection
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 64,990. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2016 by DIB Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literary collections » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh
A rotten business scheme has its advantages. Traditional bails out modern. One last payday . . . one last humiliation. And a classic example of passive-aggressive parenting. Seventeen oddball and heartfelt short stories from the muddled mind of TJ Bainz.
Kindness And Happenstance: A Short Story Collection
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 66,330. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2016 by DIB Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literary collections » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh
A brother-sister dilemma. Ill-thought-out male-bonding. Bizarre events at the football. And time well spent, alone. Fifteen oddball and heartfelt short stories from the muddled mind of TJ Bainz.
The Winnie Cooper Effect
Price: Free! Words: 19,650. Language: English. Published: June 15, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
What if an adolescent fixation with your favorite TV character predicted all of your future relationships?
Route 95
Price: Free! Words: 2,710. Language: English. Published: June 14, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Could my luck get any worse? I'm trapped in the middle of nowhere. It's the pouring down rain, I'm left with two options. One is to hike miles either way to town and kill myself in the process. The second is to take the notorious route 95 bus route, or as known my others, the evil rust bucket from hell. I guess I should have hiked.
Otto's Phoney War
Price: $2.49 USD. Words: 63,600. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2016 by Benchmark Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » War & military adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"Flashman for the Second World War" - Benjamin Lindley Decorated by Hitler, stripped by Himmler, seduced by a nymphomaniac Countess, and relentlessly pursued by SS headhunters, Otto bluffs his way from bedroom to battlefield and back. Republished for the first time since their initial release, Otto Stahl's comic Adventures are now available as ebooks.
A Bad Day for an Urban Sasquatch
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,000. Language: English. Published: June 12, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Herman is not in his comfort zone as he sets off for a job interview. Dressed up, when he prefers to be casual, and formal when he just wants to scream, his only distraction towards sanity is the music within his head.
The Gasman Cometh
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 36,730. Language: American English. Published: June 6, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Screenplays » Comedy
How far would you go to be the "best"? That is a question that must be answered by the hospital's newest anesthesiologist. The person wanting to know the answer is one of the hospital's most respected and feared anesthesiologists, who may be racist, misogynist, insane, evil, or a cunning genius. They are assigned together as mentor and student and what happens in the OR should stay in the OR.
The Guardian in the Shower
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,260. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
As incredible as it sounds, Janet has just come face to face with her Guardian Angel. For some reason, he's hanging out in her bathroom. But all Janet wants to do is take a relaxing shower after a long day, so she throws him out. It doesn't occur to her to find out WHY her Guardian Angel has chosen to appear. But she will soon discover the reason. . . Has she made a fatal mistake? An absurd short.
Tail
Price: Free! Words: 82,420. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(1.00 from 1 review)
Susan is the protagonist. She stumbles her way into a modelling agency.
Amuse-Bouches
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 24,270. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
A demon with a taste for Dry Martinis. An inexplicable pregnancy. A serial killer targets film critics. A woman gives up her old life to join a sinister cult in Croydon. A fashion blogger is trapped in Paris when the city is overrun by zombies. Five short tales of the unexpected from the author of horror novels Suckers, Stiff Lips and The Ex, described by Salman Rushdie as 'a superb satirist'.
Velden
Price: $5.00 USD. Words: 3,140. Language: Dutch. Published: June 4, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Contemporary philosophy
Velden, een korte opeenhoping van mogelijke memoires en anekdotes. Een inzage in de dingen zoals ze zouden kunnen zijn. Misschien zullen ze nooit zo zijn, misschien wel. Velden moet de deur openen om iedereen die het leest, te doen nadenken over wat ze dagelijks zouden kunnen ervaren. Zelfreflectie zonder meer, ja, dat is wat Velden zou kunnen zijn.
Working Class Villain
Series: Working Class Villain. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 82,750. Language: English. Published: May 27, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure
Freddy Funke is a henchman for hire. He's not very strong, he's not very scary, but he will beat people up for money. It's a lousy job and he knows it, but he's finally run out of options. In this dark but hilarious satire, crime is the last thriving industry in a dystopian Los Angeles, and Freddy is going to fail his way upward until he becomes the biggest super villain in town.
Silo Hill
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 21,550. Language: Australian English. Published: May 21, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A comical story of a strange morbid man's mission. Taking local residents from a small country town and disposing of them in loving 'Memory or Madness’? The silos of Stroud built in the 1840’s by convicts, become graves. A small country town is threatened with a serial killer, It seems no one is safe. Midsomer comes to the Mid North Coast.
The Most Fun You Can Have With Your Pants On And Other Golf Stories
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 12,720. Language: American English. Published: May 20, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What happens when a high-handicap golfer sets a course record? What "local rules" does your golf course have? What is the cure for partial paralysis due to an alcoholic seizure? The Most Fun You Can Have With Your Pants On and other golf stories provide the answers.