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James Eldritch is Dead (#5)
Series: James Eldritch, Book 5. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 10,630. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
James Eldritch has shaved his mustache, and that can mean only one thing: it is literally the end of the world. The Heralds have been defeated, but who’s left to defeat what they've been heralding? Debts must be paid to put a stop to the coming apocalypse, but the true price may be more than James and the O'Dolon sisters bargained for. Good thing there’s more than one way to skin a cat.
Holiday in France
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 830. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2014 by Beachtime Books. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Jeanne Marie was a bright child, easily bored. Spending the summer in the countryside presented a problem to this Parisian.
Only the Good Die Young
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 92,370. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Drama, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Seventeen-year-old Rebecca takes solace in the prose of Jane Austen and the music of Debussy. But when a virtuoso guitar player exposes her to the free spirit of rock and roll, she dares to take risks her old self couldn't imagine. Before she can blink, a fellow student faces prison. To prevent a terrible injustice, Rebecca will have to face an unspeakable secret from her past.
Cold Turkey
Series: TTA Novellas. Price: $5.49 USD. Words: 49,180. Language: English. Published: July 26, 2014 by TTA Press. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
'Cold Turkey' is a novella set in Lanarkshire, Scotland, where Raym tries to give up smoking and finds his entire life falling apart. Suddenly the worst terrors from his childhood are seeking him out. TTA Press have now added Carole's short story 'Signs of the Times', which won the 2014 British Fantasy Award for best short story of the year.
The Anarchist (...Or About How Everything I Own Is Covered In A Fine Red Dust)
Price: Free! Words: 14,890. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A short story about idealism and its literal implications.
Bee Keeping for Cats
Price: $2.99 USD. (Free!) Words: 28,610. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Action & Adventure / Survival Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Under the soft fur of every domestic cat beats the heart of a killer and if you think your cat is an exception, think again! Do you know what it gets up to when out on the prowl? Or what it is planning as it lies on your lap, eyes closed purring in ecstasy? All cats are killers! This confession by a lovable tabby takes you humorously and chillingly into the evil machinations of the feline mind!
The Newly Discovered Diaries of Doctor Kristal
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 84,930. Language: English. Published: July 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A black comedy set in the Swinging Sixties (1963-4) and revealed through the diaries of a doctor – 35 years old and still a virgin – whose curious obsessions drive him to start murdering his patients.
Goobersville Breakdown
Price: $8.99 USD. Words: 62,410. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
You think you’ve got troubles? Meet Neil Nudelman who’s down and out in Upstate New York. Disaster lives with Neil Nudelman. Feeding his family from dumpsters, he’s arrested, beaten, harassed by his neighbors and betrayed by friends. Sounds horrible? But it’s not! In fact, Lieberman has pulled off one of the funniest books of the decade. You’ll laugh until it hurts.
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine Issue Four July 2014
Price: Free! Words: 16,840. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
Finding Perfection
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 14,560. Language: English. Published: July 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Follow the humorous misadventures of a University freshman in a Nigerian University as he searches for good grades, acceptance and Love. After a series of misfortunes he lands the hottest girl in school. Is she Miss Perfect?
Finger "Censored In Russia" ( Палец "Отрезанный Цензурой")
Price: $1.00 USD. Words: 12,450. Language: Russian. Published: July 10, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Russian story about the struggle of gays and hard worker homophobe. История про противостояние мужика-гомофоба и людей нетрадиционной ориентации, которые случайно оказались соседями. Содержит ненормативную лексику.
A Forest Tale
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,450. Language: English. Published: July 6, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
A Forest Tale is a modern day adaption of Little Red Riding Hood that is set in some fog-shrouded mountains of the Orient. Follow a fully-mature lady in red as she decides to take a long walk in the forest on a balmy, autumn day.
Porn Again
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 104,340. Language: English. Published: July 4, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Romance » New adult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An uptight, Christian conservative husband gets the shock of his life when a drastic turn of events at the height of the Great Recession thrusts him head first into the quirky, unpredictable and insightful world of adult retail. For a Christian guy living a simple life, he's about to learn the truth behind the adage 'Sex Sells.'
I Was Supposed To Be Paying Attention
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,460. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
While everyone else was listening to the instructor or securing dates with attractive classmates, Henry P. Mahone was horsing around with a pen and spiral notebook. These early, macabrely humorous short stories are all he has to show for his squandered education.
The Camilla Randall Mysteries Box Set
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 253,290. Language: English. Published: June 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Snarky, delicious fun! The Camilla Randall mysteries are a laugh-out-loud mashup of romantic comedy, crime fiction, and satire: Dorothy Parker meets Dorothy L. Sayers. Perennially down-and-out socialite Camilla Randall is a magnet for murder, mayhem and Mr. Wrong, but she always solves the mystery in her quirky, but oh-so-polite way.
The Left Leg
Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
A short story of a man dealing with his worst enemy, his left leg.
Deep Time
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 62,600. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
after eight hundred years of searching for the champion, madness was descending. pastiche screamed and waved his sword at the trees of the last ancient forest, yelling the name, the cursed name, of the enchanter mydrrin. who was the champion? The old police chief? The estranged son? The abused daughter? branches creaked in the wind. pastiche's mad laughter added a counterpoint to the sound. Who?
Food of Love: A Comedy about Friendship, Chocolate, and a Small Nuclear Bomb
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 79,200. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
Part thriller and part screwball romantic comedy, Food of Love tells the story of Regina, a former supermodel, now princess of a tiny European principality, who has lost her skeletal figure and finds herself threatened by an unknown assassin.
The Minnesota Candidate
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 110,660. Language: English. Published: June 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tom Picacello meets Shari Munthon and it changes his world. So much so, that the couple elopes after knowing each other for just three short weeks. Tom discovers that Shari is a multimillionaire, while Shari learns that Tom's family is in need of psychiatric help. The world is changing, inexplicably, and Tom learns that Shari's dead parents are to blame. A lighthearted take on dark subject matter.
Suddenly, Zombies
Price: Free! Words: 6,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Zombies in space! Giant zombie gorillas! When life gets weird, all you can do is stick by your friends and hang on to your brains. Amanda C. Davis dishes out two short stories from the lighter side of the zombocalypse.