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Old Munich
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 10,340. Language: Polish. Published: May 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Adventure » Action
Bohaterowie tej książki to głównie Polacy, młodzi imigranci którzy stawiając pierwsze, niezdarne jeszcze kroki na ziemi kanadyjskiej napotykają na swej drodze rozmaite, nieprzewidziane niekiedy przeszkody. Opisane tu miejsca są w miarę prawdziwe, jednak występujące w książce postacie zostały całkowicie zmyślone i doszukiwanie się jakiegokolwiek podobieństwa do osób rzeczywistych jest bezpodstawne.
Crashed America
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 58,140. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When Joe sets off for those United States of America he has a whole list of plans, dreams, schemes and delusions to be lived out against an idealised Americana backdrop. Killing Jesus isn't exactly among them but, as ever, life does its own thing.
Eh, Zombie
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 21,390. Language: English. Published: April 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
"Canada will NEVER be a safe haven for zombies. EVER." - John Baird, Canadian Minister of Foreign Affairs, 2013 There are so many things worse than death. Let's explore some, shall we? Dive into this confused mish-mash of stories set in Hugh Howey's world of I, Zombie. Enjoy the comedic, the horrific, the stupid and the insightful.
The Gish Chronicles - Volume 2: Tryouts and Tears
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Price: Free! Words: 1,440. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Crying with Trevor.
Gloria's Gospel #1 : Families Curse
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 14,720. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Christian » Fantasy
Every day we live our lives and make our choices with no real knowledge of where it all will take us. Whether there is a heaven or hell and if so where we end up, such is the life of everyone in this world. That is except for Gloria Danvers.
Brain Candy
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 48,720. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
From evil nine-year-old Shirley Temple look-a-likes with possessed collectibles to green gelatin salad blob monsters to incompetent vampires to dyslexic witches, these stories feature silly and not-so-silly horror. Nineteen tales to send chills up your funny bone and tickle your spine. Or is the other way around? Come explore the strange imaginings of Jaleta Clegg with these short stories.
Dipsomapolis: a wrecked promenade through horrors of the North
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Price: Free! Words: 3,660. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mashups
Our anonymous protagonist travels North on mediocre assignment, and discovers something dreadful haunting the night and ruining the day.
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia
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Price: Free! Words: 2,040. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia is a universe created by Michael Zinetti. This ebook is a breakdown of that universe, explaining who Zoaia is, the seven realms, the many gods, the many stars (or heroes or main characters), etc.
The Vampire of Berlin. A Lisa Becker Mystery
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Series: A Lisa Becker Mystery, Book 3. Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 56,620. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
The third case of Lisa Becker and Fabian Zonk is the strangest one so far: Roxana von Kalln is found dead in her family vault – wearing fake vampire teeth, with two bite marks on her neck, and not a single drop of blood left in her body.
Zombie Hunter's Bible PLUS: 4-Book Set
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 78,470. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
This 4-book set makes the perfect gift for readers that enjoy their horror with a slash of humor. Includes "How I Met Barbara The Zombie Hunter", "Get Kilt: A Zombie Pill", "Sweat Zombies", "The Zombie Hunter's Bible", and a preview of "Transdolphin (aka The Weredolphin)".
Human Rights
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Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 52,160. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2014 by Fishcake Publications. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
What would happen if a zombie suddenly became ethical? What if it wasn't happy with the organised zombie society it was forced to work within? What if it wanted to save human kind before they became extinct but had to eliminate the super mutant zombie overlords to do this? Could they live in peace with human kind? These are all the normal everyday questions you would expect during the apocalypse.
A Sense of Humor (Flyleaf Singles #4)
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,880. Language: English. Published: April 9, 2014 by Flyleaf Inc.. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
"She rubbed her eyes twice when she saw the hand. It lay between the rows of collard greens, gray and waxen, cut clean at the wrist, with dull fingernails, clenched fingers, and clotted blood around the clean, white bone..."
The Midnight Vampire Trap
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Price: Free! Words: 23,370. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Vampire Desmond Sharpe is so sure of his immunity to mankind that he finances --and stars in-- a movie based on his own life. When his movie attracts a midnight audience-participation cult, he goes to see the show that's sprung up around his show, which is a big mistake, as some in the audience are in fact scientists, who possess information that will change Desmond's life on Earth forever.
The Art of Deathmatch
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,010. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Poetry » Scandinavian Poetry
Poems about deathmatch and the self-imposed torture of drinking. Time rots away slowly in the hinterland suburb. Nothing much happens. Most of the stuff is broken, and the rest stolen. The main meeting place is The Cultural Centre, suburb's only restaurant. On its program list are presented the good old-fashioned fighting, police and ambulance personnel. On a daily basis.
The Species-a-torium
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,640. Language: English. Published: April 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
This short story is a philosophical black comedy about a bizarre theme park in San Diego to which people go to let animals eat them, and for others to watch them getting eaten. It's an atonement thing for centuries of humanity's cruelty to animals. And it's a great place to take a first date, too!
The Funerals at Christmas
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Price: Free! Words: 8,080. Language: British English. Published: April 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ballard Funeral is the consummate showman, and the consummate arsehole – he’s also dying. With the help of his witless aid George and his adopted son and cash-cow Edward, Ballard is assembling a televised funeral extravaganza to celebrate his impending death. The Funerals at Christmas is a blackly comic tale that has echoes of Bukowski, Brautigan and Carver – but with a unique London voice.
Running Mike
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Series: DEAD(ish) Allsorts, Book 3. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 2,350. Language: Australian English. Published: April 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Mike escaped from Barb's torment with a well-aimed bullet to his brain. But life doesn't end at death, and Mike's now stuck in Hell with the exact person who was out to get him all along. 'Not a happy camper' is an understatement. This is the third short story in the DEAD(ish) Allsorts series. Timeline-wise, it follows DEAD (and hellbent).
The Wake Crasher
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 41,030. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2014 by Moulin Publications. Category: Fiction » Young adult or teen » Social Issues
A book for young adults and parents alike. Young adults so they can join in the fun as their peers take a bizarre route to an easy life of free food, drink and as a means to find a date. For the parents, it is so that they can discover the sorts of things their kids get up to, even as they enter into adulthood, despite all the care and guidance given during their upbringing.
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts & Media E-Zine Issue 2: April 2014
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Price: Free! Words: 9,460. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
My Friend Ron or My Brush With The Men Going Their Own Way Movement
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Price: Free! Words: 5,170. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
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Ron is...Ron is Ron. He's thirty-four, works as a parking attendant, and he's sworn off women. A member of the Men Going Their Own Way Movement, Ron is determined to include me. Trouble is, I have a girlfriend.