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People Like Us (Part I)
Price: Free! Words: 41,920. Language: British English. Published: January 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It should have been easy, Nicolas Keszthelyi knew. The nuns at Notre-Dame-de-Pitié had no idea that their collection of religious bric-a-brac contained a lost masterpiece worth millions. Anyone could have walked away with it. Certainly an unscrupulous dealer like Keszthelyi - with a network of shady contacts and an amoral devotion to beauty - should have had no trouble at all...
The Curious Survival of Wee Bobby Blunder
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,790. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of events surrounding the apparent death and resurrection of a man with an unresolved ambition to be a stand up comedian. His near death experience gives him the determination to achieve his one great unrealised ambition but unwittingly gets some help from very unlikely sources but in a bizarre way. He is acutely aware that his close friends all believe they are funnier than he is.
Spicy Takeaway
Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 107,010. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The warm and friendly characters from ‘Chinese Takeaway’ return in this even-more chaotic romp that reveals their second year of experiences while teaching in Singapore. This time there’s a gem-smuggling ring to be exposed…an attempted murder… an island kidnapping - and a Changi Jail experience for the teachers. In the midst of which the laughs continue to leap out at the reader...get reading!
Muffin and Knob's Special Adventure
Price: Free! Words: 10,820. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Planet Earthphat: Year 2050 - Muffin & Knob undertake a dangerous mission given to them by Lord Plebe to save the planet from cocky roaches that have survived a nuclear war. They get up to their ears in espionage, surviving with only hot sauce, carpet tacks, a gas can with a hole in it and a pair of sunglasses with only one lens, in order to rescue a Princess, with surprising and comic results
1966
Series: Fiction, plays and screenplays. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 19,960. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In 1966, a youth revolution took place in the United States. It was called a "generation gap," but it was really a generation war. Yet within a few years, the rapidly rising cost-of-living made social activism a luxury few could afford. This fiction collection includes The Steam Tunnels, East Village, The Stockholm Manifesto, Nothing is Everything, and the play, Mrs. Rose's Boarding House.
Death
Price: Free! Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A story about dying that takes longer than precisely fifty characters.
Phoebe Wants to Become a Witch
Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 59,540. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ok, Neighbors Today I woke up in a really good mood ,especially when i heard my lovely neighbors yelling! Ok neighbors, I understand that she cheated on you, repeatedly, and that she 's a cunt, a whore, a fucking lil bitch, a slut.....but folk, it s Sunday, it’s 7 a.m and I wanna sleeeeeep!!!!! Must be hard to yell like that for two hours! Breath man!
Sick and Twisted Cartoons by Gaspirtz
Price: Free! Words: 50. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015 by Westhoff Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
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Sick and Twisted is a collection of funny cartoons and award-winning comics by Oliver Gaspirtz. His colorful artwork looks harmless and family friendly, reminiscent of early Disney cartoons. But his uncensored dark humor reminds of Gary Larson's single panel gag cartoons The Far Side.
Captain Latane
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 91,090. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » War & military
In this retelling of the Don Quixote story, Harry Hoffman has become too absorbed in the Civil War books in his library. He has become Captain Latane. His mission: to save Richmond form the Yankee invasion. Riding through the fields east of the city, he finds, Pepper, a pitiful man deserted by his friends, and together they will defend their country from the northern invaders.
A Djillion More Wishes
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 30,430. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
From his commandeered castle in France, joined by his pregnant Genie friend, Djosar, his formerly blind currently psychic cellmate, Pockets and a host of other characters, Dennis sets out to settle all family business with the cosmic forces that have been plaguing their lives. It is a path that will set them at odds against both Heaven and Hell.
Karmalitics
Price: Free! Words: 119,580. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Karmalitics is a light hearted, controversial, thought provoking, and in places very amusing view of politics as if people matter. It is not intended to change the world as we know it, but is does encourage the reader to question if the quality of life could be improved for a large section of the population without impeding on those that are satisfied with lives.
Mother Goose Unhinged
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 90. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Remake of Mother Goose, done just for adults. Written and (sadly) illustrated by Monica Lee.
The Lotto Lothario
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 5,180. Language: English. Published: January 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Reeling off of a recent breakup with his girlfriend, Stacey, a dejected Corey decides to start his day of wallowing with some morning drinking. While at the liquor store, he decides to buy a lottery ticket on a whim. The ticket purchase envelops him into a fantasy world detailing his new life if his long shot indeed materializes into the winning lottery ticket. How will he spend the money?
Bad Night at the Séance
Price: Free! Words: 840. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tried my first séance last night. As the title implies, the spirit world was indifferent to my beginner's status.
Médium saignant - Épisode 2
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 11,640. Language: Canadian French. Published: January 7, 2015 by Lecteur en série. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Police Procedural
Ceci est l'épisode 2 de la série Médium saignant. Précédemment... Benoit, qui vient de perdre son emploi, se fait emberlificoter par son amie Judith pour jouer les voyants au téléphone. Ne sachant trop quelle histoire raconter à son premier client, il lui affirme que sa femme le trompe - c'est écrit dans les cartes! Le lendemain, le lieutenant Francoeur est appelé sur une scène de crime...
Firecrystal Deep
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 88,620. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In a spaceship, kidnapped and back in her 18 year old body, wasn’t expected by retired schoolteacher Miri. But with everyone insisting she’s the Adrus, the lost given God of the Adruminion, relentlessly lusted after by the Demesdom, it just isn’t doing her any good arguing that heh, she can’t even tweet! Two realms ruled by two men ferociously in love with one reluctant Adrus... with a big secret.
Médium saignant - Épisode 1
Price: Free! Words: 9,080. Language: Canadian French. Published: January 6, 2015 by Lecteur en série. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Police Procedural
Benoit Sylvestre est bien malgré lui mêlé à une série de meurtres sanglants ayant pour point commun une carte de tarot laissée sur chaque scène de crime. Alors que le lieutenant Francoeur l’accuse d’être l’auteur de ces atrocités, le professeur Lavillette, un expert en sciences occultes, soutient la thèse qu’il sera la cible finale de cette longue suite d’assassinats, commandés par une secte de...
3 Guys Seven Hills
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 6,770. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » Men’s adventure
Can three wives go on a weeks vacation together and leave their husbands to fend for themselves . The husband are not boys anymore but full grown men, all in their thirties, there should be no problem, right? Three grown men should be able to keep themselves busy and out of trouble. What could go wrong in only seven days?
Party! Patio!
Price: Free! Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015 by Atlatl Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In DICK SWAP, Keith and Kevin found themselves in a situation where one of their penises got lost and they hadn’t found it by the end of the book. PARTY! PATIO! is the exciting sequel to that book. Again Keith and Kevin find themselves in a situation and also Joan, Kevin’s wife, who something might have happened to.
Dick Swap
Price: Free! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015 by Atlatl Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Keith and Kevin are best friends with the unique ability to remove their penises. Kevin thinks it would be a good idea if they swapped for a night. However, when one of the penises turns up missing, it leads them on a strange and beautiful quest of self-examination, friendship, and mystery.