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LOST and PROFOUND: The Rejected Book Reviews by Famous People
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 23,070. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What do Gore Vidal, Madonna, Arnold Palmer, David Letterman, Gloria Steinem and Salvatore 'Sammy the Bull' Gravano have in common? They, and many other celebrities, have written book reviews for the prestigious literary journal, 'The London Review of Books'. Each was rejected without explanation. Their reviews are now published as an entertaining, hilarious and at times controversial, collection.
The Resurrection of Osama bin Laden: A Novella
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 36,250. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The author goes to Vegas to cover a Conference for Young Conservatives, but it’s a bust. He instead gets wrapped up in a much larger story, one that could bring down the presidency. Osama bin Laden is still alive. The author and his editor pick up the trail on the Vegas Strip, fend off rivals from Fox News, outmaneuver rogue agents of the CIA, and follow their leads to the outskirts of Khartoum.
Enemies Like These
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 61,440. Language: English. Published: February 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
It's nemesis at first sight. Or at least nemesis at first broken bone.
Letters to Another: A Short Story Collection
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 28,060. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2015 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
A father and daughter come together; then fall apart. Bizarre artistic endeavours. Madness, extremes. And some home truths. Includes five short stories: Operation, The Unlikely Bibles, Gotta Have Clean Teeth, Love Should Never Wait, Nothing Perpetual. Letters to Another: A Short Story Collection.
The Mind’s Aspiration: A Short Story Collection
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 21,750. Language: English. Published: February 26, 2015 by DIB Books. Category: Fiction » Women's fiction » General
The best summer job ever. An oddball struggle. Even more oddball musicians. The hardest job in fashion. And a time for rebirth, amid life’s rubble. Includes five short stories: Mediterranean Arms, Blankety White, The Hamfists, Boring People, Spectacular Clothes, A Silent Company. The Mind’s Aspiration: A Short Story Collection.
Steel Wagons
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Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 63,850. Language: English. Published: February 11, 2015 by Triple V Publishing. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
When a university prank to steal a railway wagon almost goes terribly wrong, David doesn't know if his friendship with Ryan will survive. The pair have always been competitive. Sports, art, girls, craziness. But this time David wonders if they've gone too far. When Ryan wins the contest on his own--with a full-sized railway engine--David knows they're never going to stop.
Edward Teller Dreams of Barbecuing People
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 57,780. Language: American English. Published: February 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In the backdrop of a suburban world of swimming pools, crushy love, and genuine loss, Ronald Reagan has declared the Soviet Union the Evil Empire and calls for an end to nuclear arms. Gene's scientist father leads the team to end the Cold War by creating the Strategic Defense Initiative, "a shield not a sword." And so skeptical seventeen year-old Gene sets out to wage his own personal war...
Lifting the Lid
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 90,110. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2015 by S & H Publishing, Inc.. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Lifting the Lid is a comic thriller with more twists and turns than an Escher-designed bobsleigh run. Trevor and his incorrigible dog, Milly, show how a single, split-second decision can change someone's life forever--from tedious and unfulfilling to mind-bogglingly terrifying.
Xanadu (Part I)
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Price: Free! Words: 47,160. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2015. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Nicolas Keszthelyi - aesthete, philanderer and semi-legitimate Moscow antiques dealer - is heading to Afghanistan on the trail of buried treasure. A friend of a friend has discovered a hoard of priceless ivory carvings beneath a mine in Paktia, and Keszthelyi intends to ensure that finders remain keepers. Unfortunately, UNESCO, the Afghan government, and the owners of the mine have other plans...
Mixed Picture
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Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 220,020. Language: English. Published: January 30, 2015 by Austin Macauley. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a novel of many elements and themes: Ignorance and knowledge; sexual lust and love; conditions of political safety and of danger; the need for culture and the need to escape personal loneliness; the complexity of philosophical ideas and also of personal sensibilities.
Hell's Waiting Room
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Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 29,930. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
A reclusive couple's power goes out and they are forced to use their scarce survivalist supplies to live off the grid.
People Like Us (Part I)
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Price: Free! Words: 41,920. Language: British English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
It should have been easy, Nicolas Keszthelyi knew. The nuns at Notre-Dame-de-Pitié had no idea that their collection of religious bric-a-brac contained a lost masterpiece worth millions. Anyone could have walked away with it. Certainly an unscrupulous dealer like Keszthelyi - with a network of shady contacts and an amoral devotion to beauty - should have had no trouble at all...
The Curious Survival of Wee Billy Blunder
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Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 41,600. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of events surrounding the apparent death and resurrection of a man with an unresolved ambition to be a stand up comedian. His near death experience gives him the determination to achieve his one great unrealised ambition but unwittingly gets some help from very unlikely sources but in a bizarre way. He is acutely aware that his close friends all believe they are funnier than he is.
Fatal Secrets
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Series: The Ghost Post, Book 2. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 42,420. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Just when Axe Cooper thinks he’s safe, his memory starts to fade and he has to figure out why he buried an old friend in a swamp. And don't forget the ghost-eating Deathmark that’s developed an unhealthy interest in Axe. Being dead is no protection from the secret that is about to crawl back into his life. But he’s not the only one with something to hide and some secrets are deadlier than others.
Lethal Takeout
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Series: The Ghost Post, Book 1. Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,180. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
When Axe Cooper is murdered while buying Chinese takeout, he decides to stick around to haunt his best friend Lily Chan and to figure out why anyone would kill a janitor. In the meantime, Axe is hired by The Ghost Post to track down recently deceased writers. He soon realises that his murder is not an isolated event and if he doesn’t learn to fly like Superman, Lily could be next.
Spicy Takeaway
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Price: $9.99 USD. Words: 107,010. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The warm and friendly characters from ‘Chinese Takeaway’ return in this even-more chaotic romp that reveals their second year of experiences while teaching in Singapore. This time there’s a gem-smuggling ring to be exposed…an attempted murder… an island kidnapping - and a Changi Jail experience for the teachers. In the midst of which the laughs continue to leap out at the reader...get reading!
Phoebe Wants to Become a Witch
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Price: $1.50 USD. Words: 45,440. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ok, Neighbors Today I woke up in a really good mood ,especially when i heard my lovely neighbors yelling! Ok neighbors, I understand that she cheated on you, repeatedly, and that she 's a cunt, a whore, a fucking lil bitch, a slut.....but folk, it s Sunday, it’s 7 a.m and I wanna sleeeeeep!!!!! Must be hard to yell like that for two hours! Breath man!
Captain Latane
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Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 91,090. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this retelling of the Don Quixote story, Harry Hoffman has become too absorbed in the Civil War books in his library. He has become Captain Latane. His mission: to save Richmond form the Yankee invasion. Riding through the fields east of the city, he finds, Pepper, a pitiful man deserted by his friends, and together they will defend their country from the northern invaders.
A Djillion More Wishes
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Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 30,430. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
From his commandeered castle in France, joined by his pregnant Genie friend, Djosar, his formerly blind currently psychic cellmate, Pockets and a host of other characters, Dennis sets out to settle all family business with the cosmic forces that have been plaguing their lives. It is a path that will set them at odds against both Heaven and Hell.
Karmalitics
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Price: Free! Words: 119,580. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Karmalitics is a light hearted, controversial, thought provoking, and in places very amusing view of politics as if people matter. It is not intended to change the world as we know it, but is does encourage the reader to question if the quality of life could be improved for a large section of the population without impeding on those that are satisfied with lives.