Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

Plague Monkey Spam
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 26,960. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
BOBBY KAYE’s life story started and ended with an e-mail and then the monkey dung hit the fan. "An Anansi tale that reads as if it were written by William S. Burroughs." - Hellnotes
A Better End of the Universe: A Cosmic Con
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 63,570. Language: English. Published: April 6, 2018 by Nosepeople Productions. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » General
A pair of exiled alien conmen crash land on planet earth. The two grifters quickly become enormously wealthy , to their dismay their fortune was earned legally. Not satisfied with making money “on the square”, they hit the road. Their journey and the journey of their pursuer and the conaliens that try to take them down, or up and the characters they meet make a laugh filled tale.
The Darwin Error
Price: $3.00 USD. Words: 91,740. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Visionary & metaphysical
Throughout the ages many have pondered the 'Meaning of Life'. An unlucky few have discovered the answer. George Bannister sets out to find his lost son, but he is reluctantly drawn into a world of Biblical revelations, ancient earth mysteries and danger. And little does he know that the greatest 'Secret' of all time is to be revealed to him - but quite frankly he can do without all the hassle.
Saint Death
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 117,280. Language: American English. Published: March 16, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This comic novel attempts to follow the outlandish case work of a rich, high-tech detective, his unfettered secretary, his excellent gardener and, of course, the undocumented Honduran who lives in his office closet. Our detective has tumbled into a mess of murder, conspiracy, and scandal. Also, a Mexican folk-saint, pedigree kittens, graffiti, and those little Ikea hex-wrenches.
The Speed and the Fury
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 23,340. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
Organ theft, clones, and fast cars, oh my! "The Speed and the Fury" is "The Big Lebowski" crossed with "Fast and the Furious," sprinkled with Cronenbergian body horror. Fun for the whole family!
Fruit Beast
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 20,600. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Hark! The Fruit Beast cometh! Prepare to meet your doom, in this cheesy epic horror movie in book form!
The Gym
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 43,470. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Here at The Gym, it's all for your health. Drop in, work out, drop dead.
Used Zombies
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 22,070. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A zombie rental service, zombie religion, corporate zombies, life, death, and everything. This has it all.
Sweetheart
Price: Free! Words: 49,030. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
They came to a funeral of the man they respected most, admired like a giant. His name was Jack Trayer. When he died it was like they'd been deserted at birth. As they approached their hometown the streets and the houses spoke mysteriously of them. Who were they? Why had they come back to Bristol?
Black Hole, Son!
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 25,060. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2018 by Jersey Devil Press. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The fifth and final book in the EXPONENTIAL APOCALYPSE series! Following the events of REVENGE-ARONI, Thor Odinson and Queen Victoria XXX find themselves world famous and living high on the hog -- assuming that hog is depressed, a little agoraphobic, and literally high. But then! Explosions! Punching! Some other stuff! Hijinks -- and hilariousness and awryness -- ensue.
Sting Suite
Price: $2.99 $0.99 USD. (67% off until May 01!) Words: 115,490. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When world-class con artist John Law discovers a congressional committee has frozen the $97 million he scammed from Uncle Sam, he heads straight for the belly of the beast: Washington DC.  Law draws hard-drinking, skirt-chasing US Senator Frank Mahoney and his straight-arrow chief of staff Tom Beckman into an elaborate scheme designed to trick Mahoney into getting Law’s millions out of stir.
Mother Lode
Price: $2.99 $0.99 USD. (67% off until May 01!) Words: 87,530. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Put a dollar in the slot, pull the handle, then try to follow the action as the plots start to spin out of control. Mother Lode delivers a jackpot of laughs, surprises, suspense, and deadly fun as a pack of charming, ruthless, and insane characters all try to beat the Biggest Slot Machine in the World.
Salajeeb!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 118,360. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Adventure » Action, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Premier of Ontario has been abducted and our team of heroes are hired to get him back. But does anyone want him back? And if they do, where is he? And why was he abducted in the first place? Travel to a little-known country called Salajeeb located in the Middle East, where danger lurks behind every bush and magic is in the air.
The Inscrutable Mr. Robot
Price: Free! Words: 67,580. Language: English. Published: January 27, 2018. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Morality and humanity come into question as a robot, overwhelmed by the promise of his own potential, discovers meaning and purpose in a bloody showdown with ex-superheroes, dastardly villains, and lesbian justice warriors.
Bristol Stories
Price: Free! Words: 122,810. Language: English. Published: December 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
Humorous tales of a small southern town called Bristol. Fables of farmlife and country music. Writing influenced by Edward Lear and Lewis Carroll. Guitars that feud with fiddles. Children who turn into pigs. Church bells that talk. Cornbread that tells the truth. Butter that sings like Hank Williams.
Ueda Sensei Penetrates the Vagina of Morbidity
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 46,140. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
BOOK 4 IN THE UEDA SENSEI CHRONICLES The final volume of the Ueda Sensei Chronicles. With the usual gang of miscreants: Otto Knuckle, Ueda Sensei, Myra Meeplehead, William the Conqueror, Lt. Mongro, and more. Fun for the whole family.
The Dog Who Conquered Loneliness
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 35,330. Language: English. Published: December 17, 2017 by MoshPit Publishing. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Characters in these stories are far from rebels, but most are not comfortable in themselves or in the world. Loneliness is a problem, as is aspiring to an amorphous ‘more’ to their lives. Events that befall them may be fantastical, but striking images, an ironic narrative voice and dark humour ground the stories in the real world.
The Angelica Touch
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 82,120. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Romance » Action/adventure
Angelica, 14 is dangerously gifted at matchmaking so when she decides to 'fix' her mother up by starting an online dating website, nothing is going to go quite the way she planned. A romantic comedy about what happens when your teenage daughter decides to fix your love life.
Tastes Like Chicken
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 71,050. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2017 by WordFire Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Dan Shamble, zombie P.I. faces his most fowl case yet, when a flock of murderous chickens terrorizes the Unnatural Quarter as he deals with a sinister spokesman for Monster Chow Industries, a black-market blood gang, a ghost fighting a hostile takeover, a contamination that drives vampires berserk—and a cute little vampire girl who may be his daughter.
Wham! Bam! Pow! Slam!
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 171,850. Language: English. Published: November 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
This comic novel seeks to answer the question – what would happen if a group of Super Heroes and Super Villains had their jobs suddenly offshored to India? Both IAA and Villainy Corp. need to cut costs so they replace their staff. But how will the new hires and former employees make out?