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Night of the Deputy
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Price: Free! Words: 8,000. Language: English. Published: May 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Literature » Literary
When a lawman used to playing by the rules finds himself in a place where he should never, ever be, there’s no telling what could happen . . .
My Family and Other Ghosts
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Price: Free! Words: 21,530. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Following on from "Ghosts and Other Family". Another short but sweet snippet of the Shaydes. What happened to Violet Shaydes and her weird but wonderful family? Did she make a success of selling real estate? Did she meet more ghosts? And of course, the biggie. Did she ever get a boyfriend?
Sell Me a Gun
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Price: Free! Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A young man walks into a gun store, curious to learn how easy or difficult it is to buy a firearm. The experience turns out to be very different to what he was expecting. Set in apartheid South Africa in the 1970s, this darkly humorous short story will entertain both the gun enthusiast and the anti-gun lobbyist alike.
The Mindwriter: Episode 1
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Series: The Mindwriter, Episode. Price: Free! Words: 6,420. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
Kevin Sarcy or The Mindwriter is an ambition mind reader and writer with immense powers and promise, who, apart from ambition, has a very sadistic and egotistical streak. He is a downright bastard.
The Gish Chronicles - Volume 2: Tryouts and Tears
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Price: Free! Words: 1,440. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Crying with Trevor.
Dipsomapolis: a wrecked promenade through horrors of the North
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Price: Free! Words: 3,660. Language: English. Published: April 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Mashups
Our anonymous protagonist travels North on mediocre assignment, and discovers something dreadful haunting the night and ruining the day.
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia
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Price: Free! Words: 2,040. Language: English. Published: April 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Epic
The Seven Realms Of Zoaia is a universe created by Michael Zinetti. This ebook is a breakdown of that universe, explaining who Zoaia is, the seven realms, the many gods, the many stars (or heroes or main characters), etc.
The Midnight Vampire Trap
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Price: Free! Words: 23,370. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
Vampire Desmond Sharpe is so sure of his immunity to mankind that he finances --and stars in-- a movie based on his own life. When his movie attracts a midnight audience-participation cult, he goes to see the show that's sprung up around his show, which is a big mistake, as some in the audience are in fact scientists, who possess information that will change Desmond's life on Earth forever.
The Funerals at Christmas
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Price: Free! Words: 8,080. Language: British English. Published: April 4, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ballard Funeral is the consummate showman, and the consummate arsehole – he’s also dying. With the help of his witless aid George and his adopted son and cash-cow Edward, Ballard is assembling a televised funeral extravaganza to celebrate his impending death. The Funerals at Christmas is a blackly comic tale that has echoes of Bukowski, Brautigan and Carver – but with a unique London voice.
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts & Media E-Zine Issue 2: April 2014
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Price: Free! Words: 9,460. Language: English. Published: March 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
My Friend Ron or My Brush With The Men Going Their Own Way Movement
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Price: Free! Words: 5,170. Language: English. Published: March 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Ron is...Ron is Ron. He's thirty-four, works as a parking attendant, and he's sworn off women. A member of the Men Going Their Own Way Movement, Ron is determined to include me. Trouble is, I have a girlfriend.
Toeing the Line (People you wouldn't want to work with - Episode 2)
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Price: Free! Words: 11,960. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Nick is indispensable in the machine shop - he's the only one who can fix the junk machinery, and he milks it for all it's worth. He 'help' his manager fix a broken production line, with hilarious consequences... that is if you don't mind the boss getting brained by his own stupidity! Great fun and a great escape from the world...
The Soapy Beast: A Frothing Good Short Story
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Price: Free! Words: 2,990. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"This short story is written with a unique perspective and accomplished what the author set out to do. It made me want to read more." Tom, Dick & Harry are characters written out of a story and exiled within the writer’s distant memory; but with the help of scented soap, a beast and an angry mob they may just grab his attention again, return to his active thought and take over his mind!
Leijonakapina
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Price: Free! Words: 4,240. Language: Finnish. Published: March 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Leijonat karkaavat eläintarhasta ja osoittautuvat hyvin arvaamattomiksi otuksiksi. Minikuunnelma.
A Story About a Man and a Dog
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Price: Free! Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
"Sweet my love, I want to tell you a story about a man and a dog..." A story-teller weaves a whimsical tale of canine devotion for an argumentative audience.
The Part To No Genesis
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Price: Free! Words: 2,520. Language: English. Published: March 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
(5.00 from 1 review)
A man with a hump on his back awakens from a coma only to find that the hump is missing ... and so is his wife.
Laikanist Times
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Price: Free! Words: 33,980. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
The tale of three species, one going mad, one destroying the world and the other long extinct but all tied to the little green and blue ball of stuff we call home. While the dogs start seeing things, the bald chimps go to space and humanity just goes the future looks far from bright. Unless you're a sloth of course.
Willy's Bucket List: The Seven Deadly Sins for Fun And For Profit.
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Price: Free! Words: 3,950. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
At first, Willy was stoic when the doctor told him that he had pancreatic cancer and only six months left to live. But Willy rebelled against his own mind and philosophy, and he made a decision; With the time left to him he would do what he had spent a lifetime denying – he would have some fun! With that thought in his mind Willy's Bucket List was created.
Harold Creeny's Unfortunate Day
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Price: Free! Words: 4,470. Language: English. Published: March 6, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 4 reviews)
Life's an adventure waiting to reward those determined to discover its pleasures! But Harold Creeny is having none of it. There are germs and dangers waiting to happen around every corner. He couldn’t be expected to daily risk his life like the rest of the careless inhabitants of the world. Well... until the fate decides to kick his ass without his permission, that is.
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts & Media E-Zine Issue 1: March 2014
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Price: Free! Words: 12,940. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.