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Hettford Witch Hunt: Series One
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Price: Free! Words: 42,270. Language: British English. Published: March 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane." Kirsten Imani Kasai, Del Rey Books.
The Cat and the Doll
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Price: Free! Words: 4,390. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
An adult horror short story with a touch of romance, written in English by the Turkish writer/filmmaker/singer Elif Savas.
The Reductionists
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Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
In the future the problem with overpopulation is solved by a gameshow that allows everyone to vote on the city where they'd like to see the population reduced. Then cameras follow the action as people are reduced to dry cubes. Even though people are in favor of a less crowded country nobody wants to work for the Department of Poulation Reduction except for the elderly who are bored and lonely.
The Farm
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Price: Free! Words: 4,550. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
After a war that nearly wipes everyone out, famine becomes the biggest problem as the toxic aftermath won't allow any growth. All of the plants and animals are nearly gone and people are dwindling. Then scientist come through by setting up farms in the vacant skyscrapers, using artificial sunlight and a sophisticated watering system. This story focuses on the regular schlubs that guard the farm.
There Is No Truth To The Rumour
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Price: Free! Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Modern Fables for a modern age. A timely reminder that not all fables will remain timeless.
The Iceman Lives for One Day
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Price: Free! Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Conrad Whistler has grown bitter in his old age and blames God and everyone else for the condition of his life. On Christmas Eve he decides to walk out into the ferocious storm that is ravaging the tiny northern town called Port North. The kind folks that live in the humble town mistake his frozen corpse for an ice sculpture and unwittingly include it in the holiday festivities. This is weird.
Zbog Munjolova, Zaborava i Kemijskog Sastava Ljubavi
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Price: Free! Words: 27,070. Language: Croatian. Published: February 27, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
U hotelčiću na nekoj neimenovanoj, moguće bliskoj ali moguće i podalekoj obali, stapaju se životni putovi trojice glavnih likova. Šarolik spektar u najmanju ruku čudnih osobnosti dopunjuje niz sjajnih epizodista poput šefice recepcije, jednog nerealiziranog samoubojice, jednog plaćenog ubojice, zgodne konobarice, agilnih policajaca i napose policajki... (Iz recenzije : Davor Šišović)
The Mayor's Tale
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Price: Free! Words: 6,350. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
'There was nothing in the Market Hampden fire brigade manual about getting dentists out of trees... ' Funny, touching, surreal and entertaining, this is one of a series of lively tales exposing the surprising and sometimes outrageous private life of an English market town. Welcome to Market Hampden, the lily of the south-east Midlands!
My Undead Dad
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Price: Free! Words: 1,270. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The heartwarming tale of a boy who must learn to accept his father, now that his father's become an undead living corpse.
A Farewell Performance
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Price: Free! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
An actor and a gunman on a London rooftop: will the pen prove mightier than the sword? "Highly enjoyable", "very funny", "surreal, entertaining, clever and witty", "a great little story" (readers' comments). A short story taken from 'Things Lost', a collection of stories also available as an ebook.
Poduke Iz Posebne Proljetne Ponude
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Price: Free! Words: 26,620. Language: Croatian. Published: February 10, 2013. Category: Fiction » Literature » Urban
(5.00 from 1 review)
Zbirka priča neobičnog naslova Poduke iz posebne proljetne ponude pravi je sajam jezičnih kalambura, političkih nekorektnosti, vrlo duhovitih apsurdnih konstrukcija, egzistencijalističkog bijesa, društvene ravnodušnosti i fabularnog minimalizma. Davor Šišović (Glas Istre)
Shallow Breathing
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Price: Free! Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Crowds make Fausto nervous. Or, to be more precise still, everything makes Fausto nervous. This presenter, for instance. He’d love to throw the radio out of the window the moment the guy goes, ‘News!’, and then proceeds to reel them off, all those boring, predictable Sunday news.
It's All About The Love
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Price: Free! Words: 1,690. Language: English. Published: February 3, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
In the dim swampland of his mind Boris has always dreamed of working with fast food. And if spotty, squealing Pannager the Manager thinks he can stop him, he has another rather horrible thing coming ... Equal parts gory and humorously grotty, short story It's All About the Love includes disquieting (adult) themes.
Artificial Intelligence
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Price: Free! Words: 900. Language: English. Published: February 1, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
When a supercomputer learns to swear, is it an accident? Find out in this ebook where fiction is often stranger than truth!
Reject
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Price: Free! Words: 70,420. Language: English. Published: January 13, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
This book is not for everybody! It is a somewhat cynical, if amusing tale of the working life of a scientist in the chemical industry. Set in Britain in the '60s 'White heat of the technological revolution' it is a fairly accurate record of how it was to be employed in one of the 25 major companies that Prime Minister Harold Wilson wanted to Nationalise. Thank goodness he didn't!
TDX2 - Too Dull To Die
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Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 13,690. Language: British English. Published: January 12, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Guido's dead, but he hasn't lived yet. Will he get a second chance? Or will Satan have his evil way?
The Four Ringtones of the Apocalypse
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Price: Free! Words: 1,170. Language: English. Published: January 6, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Flash fiction. A light-hearted angle on irony. Music might feed the soul - but often only according to the listener's own diet plan.
My Name is Dave and I am Dead
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Price: Free! Words: 1,550. Language: English. Published: January 4, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A recently deceased thirty-something man struggles to fit in with society as the walking dead. A very short, dark comedy.
The Little Catfish
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Price: Free! Words: 500. Language: English. Published: December 31, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(1.00 from 1 review)
If only his life were better. If only he could be a big catfish in a big catfish pond!
The Glut
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Price: Free! Words: 590. Language: English. Published: December 30, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
There are more kinds of trade than just the sort where goods are exchanged for money...and The Law of Supply and Demand applies to all of them.