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The Jamaican Ninja Bert!!
Price: Free! Words: 36,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Romance » Western
When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love?
Meat Eater
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
On Your Left
Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Some public servants provide shelter for the homeless, others food for the hungry. Me, I run over cyclists with my car. If not me, then who? Over three dozen to date, and the number keeps growing. I don’t want fame or money for my deeds, but a plate of nachos every now and then would be nice.
After the Apocalypse
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This is a talking animal story that takes place "After the Apocalypse". Need I say more.
8 Short Free Stories
Price: Free! Words: 5,050. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
I was the world greatest financial mind. I had 300,000,000,000 dollars in the bank. I had created "Immortality," the first stem cell pharmaceutical company to take ten years off. I finally was married to a woman named Jane Berber at the age of 33. The only problem was 12 hours after the marriage she'd filed for divorce.
Espasmos, Orgasmo
Price: Free! Words: 23,460. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Uma coletânia de histórias, poemas, gangsters, sangue, sexo e dor.
Aseptic Technique (A Short Story)
Price: Free! Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Crime, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Following a near-fatal stroll in his neighborhood in the dead of winter, the fanatically germophobic Eugene Sinclair devises his plan for revenge.
Meow Right Now
Price: Free! Words: 5,190. Language: English. Published: September 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Paranormal, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
"Meow Right Now" is a short story, about 5100 words. Archaeologists often find strange and even dangerous things during their explorations. When Clay and Sandy uncover an ancient frozen cat on the Siberian plains, they have done just that, for Kwirrrf is not accustomed to being a pet. In fact, he's more accustomed to being a pet owner...
Diary of Half a Sausage...dog - New Year
Price: Free! Words: 9,550. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With a secret desire to be the next Picasso, a deep infatuation with the park pin-up and a ticking time bomb underneath the blackberry bush, life is never going to be straightforward for Ralf, the half-Sausage dog. He faces a string of challenges interspersed only with the occasional piece of panfried steak and garlic or necessary bowl of Tagliatelle Carbonara. Honestly, how tough can life get?
Dani's Shorts 3
Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 29,230. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wow, it's already Volume 3 of TIW shorts! The third collection of totally pointless exactly 500 Challenge and exactly 200 Weekend Quickie word nonsense (plus a few collaborations and extra TIW things) to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading.
The Art of Phone Ju-Jitsu
Price: Free! Words: 7,230. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Essay » Sociology
(3.00 from 1 review)
Tired of being phone-whipped by telemarketers? Help is on the way. This short, searing, tell-all piece is an Insider's Guide to Thwarting Telephone Attacks & Cell Phone Assault. Telephone terrorism is on the rise. That sound you hear is not a dial tone. It's an incoming missile. Defend yourself against a verbal landslide. Don't hang up---stand up!
Happy People Live Here
Price: Free! Words: 89,470. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
On the ninth floor of an upscale apartment ocomplex, a young couple will come to terms with the loss of their son and the impending release of their daughter from a psychiatric clinic on her fourth birthday.
Encounters 3
Price: Free! Words: 3,310. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Comics (nonfictional), Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Four true humorous short stories about people who encounter and overcome some of life's obstacles. However small the problem Mountaineer, Racquetman, Oldtimer, and Farmer will find solutions and delight the reader.
The Anarchist (...Or About How Everything I Own Is Covered In A Fine Red Dust)
Price: Free! Words: 14,890. Language: English. Published: July 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
A short story about idealism and its literal implications.
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine Issue Four July 2014
Price: Free! Words: 16,840. Language: English. Published: July 15, 2014. Categories: Nonfiction » Entertainment » Humor and satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Scum Gentry Alternative Arts and Media E-Zine is a monthly compendium of poetry, prose, journalism, art-works, interviews and other various madness, all with a darkly-comic outsider appeal.
The Left Leg
Price: Free! Words: 2,300. Language: English. Published: June 25, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.75 from 4 reviews)
A short story of a man dealing with his worst enemy, his left leg.
Suddenly, Zombies
Price: Free! Words: 6,550. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Zombies in space! Giant zombie gorillas! When life gets weird, all you can do is stick by your friends and hang on to your brains. Amanda C. Davis dishes out two short stories from the lighter side of the zombocalypse.
Boy With a Bell (One Act), and Six Poems
You set the price! Words: 2,000. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2014. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Boy with a bell tries to warn a couple about the dangers ahead, or does he? Minimalist farce, one act. Royalty free.
Sell Me a Gun
Price: Free! Words: 6,030. Language: English. Published: May 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » General
A young man walks into a gun store, curious to learn how easy or difficult it is to buy a firearm. The experience turns out to be very different to what he was expecting. Set in apartheid South Africa in the 1970s, this darkly humorous short story will entertain both the gun enthusiast and the anti-gun lobbyist alike.
Baby Hater
Price: Free! Words: 10,120. Language: English. Published: May 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A novelette about an unlikely superhero and her tale of revenge.