Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy

Claude The Unhappy Caterpillar/Popo The Cheeky Monkey/Sselmorg The Fire Breathing Dragon
Price: Free! Words: 6,110. Language: English. Published: July 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Funny and rather rude children’s story that soon becomes very adult (not in an X-rated sort of way, so all you pervs have been warned). Contains so much over the top swearing that I’m rather embarassed and feel it is my civic duty to warn you all of the dirty, vulgar, and downright disgusting filth contained within.(And if that does not get ya interested, then I might as well give up).
A Hanging Job
Series: Foxy's War, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 22,180. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Set in London in 1939 at the start of WW2 when the cut-throat razor was the weapon of choice for settling differences, the tale involves a bungled bank robbery and a car chase as ace getaway driver Foxy tries to avoid a personal introduction to the hangman.
The Deed Box
Price: Free! Words: 4,240. Language: English. Published: July 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
My father’s mother was not a nice woman. As kids we’d listen to the tranny while planning how to bump off Granny. It never came to anything, of course. Until the day in June when my sister and her partner, Oily Phil, came to tea …
A Greasy Spoon Life
Price: Free! Words: 2,340. Language: English. Published: June 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
(5.00 from 5 reviews)
It's a difficult stressful week when you start talking to your cutlery... A crazy, silly, funny and sad story about a poor depressed spoon. Have a free chuckle today, and never be comfortable in your kitchen again. A story of 2300 words.
Balthasar and Butcher. De digitale kokosnoot
Price: Free! Words: 39,690. Language: Dutch. Published: June 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
De digitale kokosnoot is een episode uit het leven van Balthasar en Butcher, twee dorstige daklozen die hun levensweg op een bijzondere hilarische manier bewandelen. Een Barones verongelukt op het Damrak in Amsterdam en dit is de start voor een totaal ander leven van de beide zwervers. De onovertroffen lotgevallen worden overgoten met een flinke scheut inktzwarte humor.
£3.50
Price: Free! Words: 1,210. Language: English. Published: June 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(1.00 from 1 review)
£3.50, Will it be the death if you?
Dusting Wars
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
General DB and his dust army fight off a horrendous monster with the help of the outlawed Ferrous One.
Eros and Tano
Price: Free! Words: 9,590. Language: English. Published: June 9, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Die for love. How many poems, how many romantic fantasies these words have been able to elicit. But when a cruel fate makes them real, then languid yearnings become a grotesque, delirious reality. The protagonist is left the hard task of finding a meaning to what fate has reserved for him. To come out a winner, standing on his feet, or with his legs stretched forward.
Ya Can't Catch A Kipper With A Spider
Price: Free! Words: 3,260. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
Detective story were uncouth detective Kirk "the kipper" McClacket recounts to us a very unusual and dangerous situation that he found himself in. Contains some swearing.
A Slightly More Civilized Game
Price: Free! Words: 8,490. Language: English. Published: June 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » General
(4.75 from 4 reviews)
Paul had a secretive job that he’d always kept hidden from his girlfriend. Eventually their continuous arguing over his job caused them to break up. One night, Paul found himself in need of Norma’s help, and she decided to use her leverage to find out just exactly what he had been hiding. Dark comedy.
Revenge in a Clockwork Universe
Price: Free! Words: 3,830. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
A poet, his aunt, Stephen Fry and a peacock you might like to meet, but probably wouldn't want to play Strip Monopoly with. Bulgakov, Gogol...Spraints.
Killin Machine
Price: Free! Words: 13,840. Language: English. Published: June 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » General
(4.43 from 7 reviews)
Jake Barnes, an odd man, is a struggling novelist that makes his living at a publishing house where the owner and the other employees find him too strange to fraternize with. His social life and his writing career change when a mysterious man shows up on his doorstep demanding that Jake hand over the man’s cat. Quirky humor.
The Box in the Attic
Price: Free! Words: 1,020. Language: Australian English. Published: May 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A bizarro short story of about 900 words. What lies in the attic? Boxes of treasures long forgotten? Or could something else be lurking amongst the dust and cobwebs?
La vieille dame du Negresco
Price: Free! Words: 28,690. Language: French. Published: May 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » European, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Un député confie à son chauffeur son désarroi, un propriétaire de château se brouille avec sa famille un jour de mariage, un homme marié s'aventure dans un motel au bord de l'autoroute, une voyante est de mauvaise humeur, une vieille femme trouve refuge dans un hôtel de prestige... Rencontres improbables et conversations volées. Une plume mordante pour ce recueil de nouvelles.
Le Coucou
Price: Free! Words: 40,820. Language: English. Published: May 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Plays & Screenplays, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Des anciens élèves se retrouvent à une soirée de promo qui ne se déroule pas comme prévu, un jeune homosexuel nouvellement papa recoit la visite de ses beaux-parents, une petite fille adoptée prend une place incroyable dans sa nouvelle famille, Dieu accueille un bon vivant au paradis, un jeune femme s'étonne d'un étrange bouton sur sa lèvre. Tranches de vie où le drame n'est jamais loin du rire.
Dark Side of the Moon
Series: Rock Book, Volume II. Price: Free! Words: 21,170. Language: English. Published: May 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Rock Book Volume II: Dark Side of the Moon. Set to the music and lyrics and music of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, this is the story of Theodore the disenfranchised rabbit; working tirelessly on the moon to dig a hole from one side to the other to let the sun through; playing in a mundane rock band and having sex rampantly but without much zest.
Today I think I’m not going to work
Price: Free! Words: 2,880. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Waking up early, getting on the old bus to go to work. Every day the same people, with the same behaviours. Bordering on come dy, absurd, unsustainable. A journey spent criticizing others, until the final surprise.
The Boy from the County Hell
Series: Rock Book, Volume I. Price: Free! Words: 29,490. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The end of the world is nigh and only one man can stop the coming apocalypse. Shane MacGowan has the ultimate weapon; the greatest song ever written and to save the world, his mammy and Teresa he just has to remember how it feckin goes.
Career Moves For Burnt Out Personifications
Price: Free! Words: 12,550. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Santa, the Grim Reaper, and others scramble to find new careers and identities. Political and social satire. “A smorgasbord of paranoid ramblings.”
The Unforgettable Names Of the Forgotten Gods
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.43 from 7 reviews)
Short comic story. In times of old, when the worlds had just formed, and mankind was still fresh and young, the One God fought for his right to rule over all. But as Gods go, he was not as clever or unique as he first thought and later found he was just one of many from a plethora of other divine deities striving to make a mark and be worshipped by humanity. THIS IS THE STORY TO END ALL STORIES