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Stroke of Genius (Archie Lemons #3)
Price: Free! Words: 51,730. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(4.40 from 5 reviews)
Archie and Elise are sent to Las Vegas to investigate what appears to be an accidental death but end up stumbling upon a far more dangerous case with a few coincidences impossible to ignore. Now, with the clock ticking, it's up to them to save the day in this darkly comic mystery.
A Touch of Danger (Archie Lemons #2)
Price: Free! Words: 56,480. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
Private Investigator Archie Lemons is back! While on vacation with his family, Archie witnesses a murder that nobody seems to believe actually happened. With the suspect being a famous Hollywood star and a corpse that has been dragged into the ocean, not even the local police are willing to help.
Darkness Once More (Archie Lemons #1)
Price: Free! Words: 51,180. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
Recently widowed private eye, autistic, Full House superfan and go-to guy for all random pop culture questions long past their sell-by date, Archie Lemons starts his first case since his finding his wife murdered in their home. Will this case help snap him from his reverie or will it prove to be his final undoing?
Swag
Price: Free! Words: 910. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
A world famous rapper, entrepreneur and label boss is searching for the next big thing. But he thought it was going to be human.
How I Managed To Kidnap Neil Gaiman
Price: Free! Words: 6,140. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
I'm going to tell about the day I decided to take my own life. The day I gathered every pill I could find and got in the bath. The day an award award-winning, internationally best-selling author appeared in my bathroom. The day everything changed.
Away In A Sand Dune (AKA Jesus vs. Cannibals)
Price: Free! Words: 9,500. Language: British English. Published: December 24, 2013. Categories: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Time-travelling ex-postman Harley Byrne's ongoing mission is to capture and make available for download “all the world’s music, ever.” In this stage adaptation of one of his adventures, Byrne takes a holiday from work but crash-lands on a tropical island on Xmas Eve. The natives' carols sound oddly familiar but, when Byrne interferes, the island's corrupt king condemns him to be eaten to death.
Sorrow
Price: Free! Words: 2,050. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An office worker in Purgatory seeks consolation and hope by sending himself postcards and email messages from an imaginary holiday destination. When discovered, he is sent there.
Phone
Price: Free! Words: 2,380. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A rude and arrogant businessman's life falls apart after he begins receiving silent calls on his mobile phone.
Morbid Curiosity
Price: Free! Words: 21,160. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Have you ever wondered what happens to you after you have died? Do you ever crave the comfort of knowing that the souls of your loved ones is at rest? If you do then perhaps you should never hire Steven Bowes, a clairvoyant who'd rather have a stiff drink then deal with a stiff corpse.
A Man Walks Into A Pub
You set the price! Words: 5,800. Language: British English. Published: December 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A stranger walks into a quiet pub on a grey day. It is his birthday, and he is armed. He is determined to celebrate his day with the locals, whether they like it or not... As the situation escalates, it soon becomes clear the man is not the stranger he first appears, and has a bitter and deadly connection with his unwilling birthday guests.
It Was the Night Before Christmas and All Through The House Not a Creature Was Stirring... Except For The Zombie
Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: Australian English. Published: December 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
A Blood Brain Barrier Christmas Special. Bob is having a really bad day, a really bad Christmas, a really bad life. Things are about to get worse. Or are they? A Christmas adventure with blood brains and zombies.
The Trouble With Jokes (Flash Fiction)
Price: Free! Words: 1,120. Language: Canadian English. Published: December 2, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A flash fiction vision of the future where there is no room for personal tastes and not laughing at the right joke can prove fatal.
Codename: Ace of Spades
Series: Blake, the Good Guy, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 4,910. Language: English. Published: December 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
My name is Blake: I’m the good guy. And today’s bad guys: Litterbugs. What follows is considered a short story. Short stories are like books without all the boring parts. This story may contain some things you don’t like. There could be some violence and four letter words like #$%! without all the funny characters. Consider yourself warned.
De krulvliegenkweker
Price: Free! Words: 9,260. Language: Dutch. Published: November 30, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wat is mijn leven toch saai! Deze gedachte liet mij overgaan tot het aanschaffen van twee huisdieren. Echter liep het niet zoals ik verwacht had.
The Quest for Juice
Series: Paranoia, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 84,440. Language: English. Published: November 25, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The darkly comic tale of a quiet, paranoid man who finds that everything is changing in subtle, inconvenient ways. When his favorite juice is taken from him, he goes on a quest that soon has him in prison, a mental hospital, talking to a hedgehog, dating a nurse, and finding out more of the truth than he could have ever imagined.
Krankzinnige kerstverhalen
Price: Free! Words: 4,910. Language: Dutch. Published: November 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Acht korte kerstverhalen met een twist. In de verhalen staat de keuze van de hoofdpersoon centraal. Sommige verhalen zorgen voor een glimlach, andere voor een kort moment van ontroering.
A Slight Delay
Price: Free! Words: 1,940. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.20 from 5 reviews)
For an airline passenger, an unexpected wait on the tarmac takes a turn for the strange. Also includes an author's note.
We Are Blameless
Price: Free! Words: 1,570. Language: English. Published: October 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Mankind may apparently spell its own doom even when it isn't even trying.
The Awful Tale of the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost
Price: Free! Words: 750. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Ghost, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.25 from 4 reviews)
In this tiny tale, Grandpa sits down his two grandsons and tells them just enough about the Minnesota Diarrhea Ghost.
The Escape Artist
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: October 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
What is there to be thankful for, when everyone seems so lost?