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Today I think I’m not going to work
Price: Free! Words: 2,880. Language: English. Published: May 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Waking up early, getting on the old bus to go to work. Every day the same people, with the same behaviours. Bordering on come dy, absurd, unsustainable. A journey spent criticizing others, until the final surprise.
Career Moves For Burnt Out Personifications
Price: Free! Words: 12,390. Language: English. Published: May 1, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Graphic novels & comics » Fantasy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Santa, the Grim Reaper, and others scramble to find new careers and identities. Political and social satire. “A smorgasbord of paranoid ramblings.”
The Unforgettable Names Of the Forgotten Gods
Price: Free! Words: 1,800. Language: English. Published: April 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.43 from 7 reviews)
Short comic story. In times of old, when the worlds had just formed, and mankind was still fresh and young, the One God fought for his right to rule over all. But as Gods go, he was not as clever or unique as he first thought and later found he was just one of many from a plethora of other divine deities striving to make a mark and be worshipped by humanity. THIS IS THE STORY TO END ALL STORIES
Die, My Darling
Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After the war, an arms company capitalizes on the public's love of ventriloquist acts and hatred of ventriloquists by making robotic dummies. But when the crude Dowdies are replaced by the modern Darlings, tragedy strikes! Just because something is ugly doesn't mean it has no feelings.
Seven And Six
Price: Free! Words: 240. Language: English. Published: March 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a humorous book about married and co-habiting life, it is a candid account! and maybe you can identify with it. It was written by Rena Romanov, who lives in New York with her sister Gretchen and enjoys photography and walking her pet poodle, when she is not writing stories for you!!!
Hettford Witch Hunt: Easter Special
Price: Free! Words: 6,010. Language: British English. Published: March 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane." Kirsten Imani Kasai; Ice Song, Tatoo, Private Pleasures
The Birth of Barley-boy
Price: Free! Words: 2,010. Language: English. Published: March 26, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A (black) comedy short story of rustic life, death and birth written far too soon after reading Stella Gibbons' Cold Comfort Farm.
Hettford Witch Hunt: Series One
Price: Free! Words: 42,270. Language: British English. Published: March 22, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
"With subtle humor and a charming regional voice, James Rhodes cleverly crafts a story of vengeance, mystery and witchcraft. Deftly weaving the ordinary and supernatural Rhodes leads readers along a path strewn with dreary workaday details offset by exciting glimpses of an otherworld that threatens to destroy the safety of the mundane." Kirsten Imani Kasai, Del Rey Books.
The Cat and the Doll
Price: Free! Words: 4,390. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
An adult horror short story with a touch of romance, written in English by the Turkish writer/filmmaker/singer Elif Savas.
The Reductionists
Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: March 18, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Utopias & dystopias, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
In the future the problem with overpopulation is solved by a gameshow that allows everyone to vote on the city where they'd like to see the population reduced. Then cameras follow the action as people are reduced to dry cubes. Even though people are in favor of a less crowded country nobody wants to work for the Department of Poulation Reduction except for the elderly who are bored and lonely.
The Farm
Price: Free! Words: 4,550. Language: English. Published: March 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 4 reviews)
After a war that nearly wipes everyone out, famine becomes the biggest problem as the toxic aftermath won't allow any growth. All of the plants and animals are nearly gone and people are dwindling. Then scientist come through by setting up farms in the vacant skyscrapers, using artificial sunlight and a sophisticated watering system. This story focuses on the regular schlubs that guard the farm.
There Is No Truth To The Rumour
Price: Free! Words: 8,010. Language: English. Published: March 12, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Modern Fables for a modern age. A timely reminder that not all fables will remain timeless.
The Iceman Lives for One Day
Price: Free! Words: 3,610. Language: English. Published: March 5, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Adventure » Action
(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Conrad Whistler has grown bitter in his old age and blames God and everyone else for the condition of his life. On Christmas Eve he decides to walk out into the ferocious storm that is ravaging the tiny northern town called Port North. The kind folks that live in the humble town mistake his frozen corpse for an ice sculpture and unwittingly include it in the holiday festivities. This is weird.
Zbog Munjolova, Zaborava i Kemijskog Sastava Ljubavi
Price: Free! Words: 27,070. Language: Croatian. Published: February 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
U hotelčiću na nekoj neimenovanoj, moguće bliskoj ali moguće i podalekoj obali, stapaju se životni putovi trojice glavnih likova. Šarolik spektar u najmanju ruku čudnih osobnosti dopunjuje niz sjajnih epizodista poput šefice recepcije, jednog nerealiziranog samoubojice, jednog plaćenog ubojice, zgodne konobarice, agilnih policajaca i napose policajki... (Iz recenzije : Davor Šišović)
The Mayor's Tale
Price: Free! Words: 6,350. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
(4.00 from 1 review)
'There was nothing in the Market Hampden fire brigade manual about getting dentists out of trees... ' Funny, touching, surreal and entertaining, this is one of a series of lively tales exposing the surprising and sometimes outrageous private life of an English market town. Welcome to Market Hampden, the lily of the south-east Midlands!
My Undead Dad
Price: Free! Words: 1,270. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
The heartwarming tale of a boy who must learn to accept his father, now that his father's become an undead living corpse.
A Farewell Performance
Price: Free! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: February 20, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
An actor and a gunman on a London rooftop: will the pen prove mightier than the sword? "Highly enjoyable", "very funny", "surreal, entertaining, clever and witty", "a great little story" (readers' comments). A short story taken from 'Things Lost', a collection of stories also available as an ebook.
Poduke Iz Posebne Proljetne Ponude
Price: Free! Words: 26,620. Language: Croatian. Published: February 10, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Urban, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Zbirka priča neobičnog naslova Poduke iz posebne proljetne ponude pravi je sajam jezičnih kalambura, političkih nekorektnosti, vrlo duhovitih apsurdnih konstrukcija, egzistencijalističkog bijesa, društvene ravnodušnosti i fabularnog minimalizma. Davor Šišović (Glas Istre)
Ripping Yarns & Roaring Myths
You set the price! Words: 10,920. Language: English. Published: February 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Visionary & metaphysical
Meet Henry Madigan-Carter, card shark, raconteur, inspiration for Leroux's Phantom, and time traveller extraordinaire.
Shallow Breathing
Price: Free! Words: 2,850. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Urban
Crowds make Fausto nervous. Or, to be more precise still, everything makes Fausto nervous. This presenter, for instance. He’d love to throw the radio out of the window the moment the guy goes, ‘News!’, and then proceeds to reel them off, all those boring, predictable Sunday news.