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SkyDie
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Price: Free! Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
‘SkyDie’ is a disturbing short comedy and a parody of backpacker culture. The reader sees Liam, an average backpacker, witness his friends’ gruesome fall from grace thanks to a horrific skydiving accident. Fearing police intervention, and despite numerous setbacks along the way, Liam is nevertheless determined in his grand plan: to dispose of the bodies and to get home as soon as he can.
Mega Millions
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Price: Free! Words: 10,120. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2014 by Stealth Fiction. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Joshua Harris is just the average blue collar guy, until one night he decides to buy a lotto ticket with his usual pack of beer. It turns out that the Jackpot winner might be someone from his town, however, Josh's life spirals into hilarity when he realizes that he can't find the ticket.
Dan And Eric
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Price: Free! Words: 5,670. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The bond between Dan Louis and Eric Boyle - lifelong friends and aspiring comedy writers - begins to fracture when one of them develops a knack for stealing the other’s ideas.
Gerecyclede Verhalen
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Price: Free! Words: 10,400. Language: Dutch. Published: November 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
*** Inclusief het verhaal: De Hondjes Van Etretat *** Een gratis promotieboekje om kennis te maken met mijn wijze van vertellen (en met het 4short label). Het bevat vijf verhalen die al eens eerder gepubliceerd zijn, vier SF verhalen en een bizar verhaal. Voor deze uitgave zijn de verhalen nog eens onder handen genomen.
The Chad Solass Chronicles
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Price: Free! Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
when earth is put under threat from an alien force only one man can help, but he was busy so they picked chad solass, they are quickly going to wish they hadn't!
Doctor Nah
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Series: The Little Sistah yarns. Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Free! Doctor Nah bridges the gap between Mannion’s novella The Little Sistah (also available on Smashwords) and its inevitable sequel. A search for a missing cat leads to a vicious drug dealer who kills kitties for pleasure. There’s plenty of noir humor, yet it’s also a heartwarming holiday confection. Don’t expect It’s a Wonderful Life, however. It’s never a wonderful life in the ghetto.
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
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Price: Free! Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer’s School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger’s plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they need someone to rescue them! Can their blossoming romance survive a zombie uprising—and more importantly, will they survive? This is a humorous short story.
My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
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Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
Meat Eater
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Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Rwanda Relief
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Price: Free! Words: 9,790. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of how an average Joe paper pusher; a crooked insurance broker; an embezzling mayor; an amoral madman; and a trucker without a truck, all came to be in the same room, and what the hell any of it had to do with the Sub-Saharan African Republic of Rwanda.
Meatgrinder- Junk Food
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Price: Free! Words: 2,190. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Kobe Ohio is where small town crime gets stomped out quick, beer flows like water, and a grinder sandwich is a low priced delicacy. Junk Food is the first in the Meatgrinder series, I hope you enjoy every bit of it. If you're hungry for more we'll deliver the next helping in the next month or so.
On Your Left
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Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » General
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Some public servants provide shelter for the homeless, others food for the hungry. Me, I run over cyclists with my car. If not me, then who? Over three dozen to date, and the number keeps growing. I don’t want fame or money for my deeds, but a plate of nachos every now and then would be nice.
After the Apocalypse
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Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This is a talking animal story that takes place "After the Apocalypse". Need I say more.
8 Short Free Stories
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Price: Free! Words: 5,050. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
I was the world greatest financial mind. I had 300,000,000,000 dollars in the bank. I had created "Immortality," the first stem cell pharmaceutical company to take ten years off. I finally was married to a woman named Jane Berber at the age of 33. The only problem was 12 hours after the marriage she'd filed for divorce.
Scar Jones
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Price: Free! Words: 100,440. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Read the book sensation taking the internet by storm. Scar Jones is a homeless black man who can't remember much of nothing, but he knows some powerful SOB's are turning his life into a big, strange TV show to cause all sorts of crazy. It ain't gonna end well - for them. But Scar's gonna be okay - he's a free man, except for that damn eye-patch and that internet vampire that's always watching
Espasmos, Orgasmo
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Price: Free! Words: 23,460. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 15, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 1 review)
Uma coletânia de histórias, poemas, gangsters, sangue, sexo e arco-íris.
Aseptic Technique (A Short Story)
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Price: Free! Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Crime
Following a near-fatal stroll in his neighborhood in the dead of winter, the fanatically germophobic Eugene Sinclair devises his plan for revenge.
Diary of Half a Sausage...dog - New Year
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Price: Free! Words: 9,550. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With a secret desire to be the next Picasso, a deep infatuation with the park pin-up and a ticking time bomb underneath the blackberry bush, life is never going to be straightforward for Ralf, the half-Sausage dog. He faces a string of challenges interspersed only with the occasional piece of panfried steak and garlic or necessary bowl of Tagliatelle Carbonara. Honestly, how tough can life get?
Dani's Shorts 3
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Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 29,230. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wow, it's already Volume 3 of TIW shorts! The third collection of totally pointless exactly 500 Challenge and exactly 200 Weekend Quickie word nonsense (plus a few collaborations and extra TIW things) to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading.
The Art of Phone Ju-Jitsu
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Price: Free! Words: 7,230. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tired of being phone-whipped by telemarketers? Help is on the way. This short, searing, tell-all piece is an Insider's Guide to Thwarting Telephone Attacks & Cell Phone Assault. Telephone terrorism is on the rise. That sound you hear is not a dial tone. It's an incoming missile. Defend yourself against a verbal landslide. Don't hang up---stand up!