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Chumped Vol. 1
Price: Free! Words: 8,390. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Percy Winkler wants to be a lawyer. All he has to do is pass the bar exam. And to pass, he needs time. Time that his boss, Dick Bacon, will only give him if he survives his job as a human piñata. Can Percy persevere and preserve his precious brain cells long enough to realize his dream? Or will he forever be THE JERKED LAW CLERK?
Mister Sticky
Series: George Brown Memoirs. Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The surreal short story of a young boy who finds and befriends a stick he finds in a forest, and quickly learns some valuable lessons about friendship.
Riddley Fiddley (and a few quotes to live your life by)
Price: Free! Words: 1,050. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Inspirational
(5.00 from 1 review)
Can you solve my five brain busting riddles. If you like to bamboozle your mind then try out these riddles that would make the great Sméagol scratch his head and forget all about his ring. Also included are several of my astonishing quotes that through the ages have been quoted by such greats as myself!
Salvation of Sam
Price: Free! Words: 14,240. Language: British English. Published: February 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The recently bereaved Jonas heads back to his forest playground to grieve. However, he stumbles across the unlikeliest of beings in his path, an abandoned dolphin. The discovery sets him off on a mission of redemption and salvation, but all that he finds along the path are obstacles which require him to dig as deep as possible as he tries to deal with the loss of Jolene.
Price: Free! Words: 650. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What is the egg. This story explores the secret question that only a few of us know about. A question greater than life itself. A question about the egg!
Price: Free! Words: 13,920. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Meander has his hands full, preparing the assassination of a local crime lord. He likes to do his jobs neatly and tidy, with no strings attached. His new neighbor Senta should be nothing more than a one-night fling, but she quickly becomes the biggest hurdle Meander has to face in getting the job done.
In Which Our Heroine and Her Laser Cannon End a Relationship
Price: Free! Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
A jilted lover decides to try to take revenge, and winds up learning a valuable lesson in this short fictional comedy.
Xanadu (Part I)
Price: Free! Words: 47,160. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Nicolas Keszthelyi - aesthete, philanderer and semi-legitimate Moscow antiques dealer - is heading to Afghanistan on the trail of buried treasure. A friend of a friend has discovered a hoard of priceless ivory carvings beneath a mine in Paktia, and Keszthelyi intends to ensure that finders remain keepers. Unfortunately, UNESCO, the Afghan government, and the owners of the mine have other plans...
People Like Us (Part I)
Price: Free! Words: 41,920. Language: British English. Published: January 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It should have been easy, Nicolas Keszthelyi knew. The nuns at Notre-Dame-de-Pitié had no idea that their collection of religious bric-a-brac contained a lost masterpiece worth millions. Anyone could have walked away with it. Certainly an unscrupulous dealer like Keszthelyi - with a network of shady contacts and an amoral devotion to beauty - should have had no trouble at all...
The Curious Survival of Wee Bobby Blunder
Price: Free! Words: 41,790. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of events surrounding the apparent death and resurrection of a man with an unresolved ambition to be a stand up comedian. His near death experience gives him the determination to achieve his one great unrealised ambition but unwittingly gets some help from very unlikely sources but in a bizarre way. He is acutely aware that his close friends all believe they are funnier than he is.
Muffin and Knob's Special Adventure
Price: Free! Words: 10,820. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Planet Earthphat: Year 2050 - Muffin & Knob undertake a dangerous mission given to them by Lord Plebe to save the planet from cocky roaches that have survived a nuclear war. They get up to their ears in espionage, surviving with only hot sauce, carpet tacks, a gas can with a hole in it and a pair of sunglasses with only one lens, in order to rescue a Princess, with surprising and comic results
Price: Free! Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A story about dying that takes longer than precisely fifty characters.
Price: Free! Words: 119,580. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Karmalitics is a light hearted, controversial, thought provoking, and in places very amusing view of politics as if people matter. It is not intended to change the world as we know it, but is does encourage the reader to question if the quality of life could be improved for a large section of the population without impeding on those that are satisfied with lives.
Bad Night at the Séance
Price: Free! Words: 840. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tried my first séance last night. As the title implies, the spirit world was indifferent to my beginner's status.
Médium saignant - Épisode 1
Price: Free! Words: 9,080. Language: Canadian French. Published: January 6, 2015 by Lecteur en série. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Police Procedural
Benoit Sylvestre est bien malgré lui mêlé à une série de meurtres sanglants ayant pour point commun une carte de tarot laissée sur chaque scène de crime. Alors que le lieutenant Francoeur l’accuse d’être l’auteur de ces atrocités, le professeur Lavillette, un expert en sciences occultes, soutient la thèse qu’il sera la cible finale de cette longue suite d’assassinats, commandés par une secte de...
Party! Patio!
Price: Free! Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015 by Atlatl Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In DICK SWAP, Keith and Kevin found themselves in a situation where one of their penises got lost and they hadn’t found it by the end of the book. PARTY! PATIO! is the exciting sequel to that book. Again Keith and Kevin find themselves in a situation and also Joan, Kevin’s wife, who something might have happened to.
Dick Swap
Price: Free! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015 by Atlatl Press. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Keith and Kevin are best friends with the unique ability to remove their penises. Kevin thinks it would be a good idea if they swapped for a night. However, when one of the penises turns up missing, it leads them on a strange and beautiful quest of self-examination, friendship, and mystery.
Stoner, Unincorporated
You set the price! Words: 100,140. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
Stoner, Unincorporated is about the shooting of Kevin Carter, Bylaws Officer of the Township of Stoner. It is also the story of three men, lost in existential crisis of their own making. It is a story of a town where the undercover narcotics officers outnumber the drug users by two to one. It is a story of love, of faith, of economics and of Bigfoot.
Colonial Capers
You set the price! Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Historical » Colonial America, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In a darkened boathouse on the edge of Boston Harbor, Phineas Phillips and a small band of dissidents sit quietly watching two British ships that are at anchor along the Pearl Street Wharf. Soon a band of heathen Indians will board the two schooners and toss all the tea into the harbor. With advance knowledge of what may happen, Phineas and friends have a different plan in mind.
Price: Free! Words: 2,820. Language: English. Published: November 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
‘SkyDie’ is a disturbing short comedy and a parody of backpacker culture. The reader sees Liam, an average backpacker, witness his friends’ gruesome fall from grace thanks to a horrific skydiving accident. Fearing police intervention, and despite numerous setbacks along the way, Liam is nevertheless determined in his grand plan: to dispose of the bodies and to get home as soon as he can.