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The Path To Destruction (Alex Kaidan S01E03)
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Series: Alex Kaidan, S01E03. Price: Free! Words: 18,950. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Space opera
The crew witness the formation of the path that will soon lead to The Village and destroy every hope they ever had for what remains of Humanity. Alex must rally his crew to not only come up with a plan to stop the Pathfinders, ideally not involving single-handed combat with a race of space giants, but also to stop the mother of all hangovers he's currently enduring...
Suicide Notes From A Wedding
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Price: Free! Words: 30,420. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Some six months before killing himself, Lucky Saurelius is honor bound to serve as a groomsman at his best friend's wedding. Armed with a rented tux, carton of cigarettes and a bottle of Grey Goose, he strikes out for Pennsylvania. With one last chance to settle his affairs, and no chance of turning things around, Lucky inadvertently resolves to compose the suicide note to end all suicide notes.
Zac Zombie 2: World of the Undead
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Series: Zac Zombie: Slayer of the Undead, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 26,150. Language: English. Published: February 10, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(3.00 from 1 review)
Zac Zombie is back in the second thrilling book of this popular novella series.
Cancer Sucks
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Price: Free! Words: 1,100. Language: English. Published: February 2, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A young man learns of his testicular cancer, fearing he will no longer be a man.
The Conscript the Girl and the Virus
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Series: The Conscript, the Girl and the Virus, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 12,100. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic
A drop out is conscripted to defend city against imminent zombov attack.
Adult Coloring Book - It Really Sucks When...
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Price: Free! Words: 960. Language: English. Published: January 22, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It Really Sucks When... is a coloring book for grown-ups with a sick sense of humor.
Hettford Witch Hunt: Series Two
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Price: Free! Words: 35,760. Language: British English. Published: January 21, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Things are going well for the Hettford Witch Hunt. Milton and Carrie are still in love, Dan has plenty to get angry about and nobody has had to lie on an insurance form in months. Meanwhile, it has been a bleak and austere winter for Gary who inhabits his house like the ghost of his relationship with Alison. Will a new arrival in Hettford help to pull him out of his slump? Will his old friends
The Blame Game
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Price: Free! Words: 1,370. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2014. Category: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 3 reviews)
Dan and Hailey see a news story about a teen who killed his parents, and jokingly try and guess his motivations. When they found out the truth, however, the joking stops.
Stroke of Genius (Archie Lemons #3)
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Price: Free! Words: 51,730. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
Archie and Elise are sent to Las Vegas to investigate what appears to be an accidental death but end up stumbling upon a far more dangerous case with a few coincidences impossible to ignore. Now, with the clock ticking, it's up to them to save the day in this darkly comic mystery.
A Touch of Danger (Archie Lemons #2)
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Price: Free! Words: 56,480. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
Private Investigator Archie Lemons is back! While on vacation with his family, Archie witnesses a murder that nobody seems to believe actually happened. With the suspect being a famous Hollywood star and a corpse that has been dragged into the ocean, not even the local police are willing to help.
Darkness Once More (Archie Lemons #1)
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Price: Free! Words: 51,180. Language: English. Published: January 11, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Recently widowed private eye, autistic, Full House superfan and go-to guy for all random pop culture questions long past their sell-by date, Archie Lemons starts his first case since his finding his wife murdered in their home. Will this case help snap him from his reverie or will it prove to be his final undoing?
Swag
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Price: Free! Words: 910. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2014. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
(5.00 from 1 review)
A world famous rapper, entrepreneur and label boss is searching for the next big thing. But he thought it was going to be human.
Snickers the Cat
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Series: Evil Mouse Chronicles, Book 2. Price: Free! Words: 9,380. Language: English. Published: January 1, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In the follow up to Mummy Mouse, we again pick up with C.K. Percy, a very special 11-year-old. This time around, Snickers, the insane neighborhood cat that terrorizes every kid who dares to cross his path, is up to no good. Unknowingly, Snickers digs up the remains of a tiny four-legged critter with god-like powers...and he will never be the same. Neither will all the zombie apocalypse believers.
How I Managed To Kidnap Neil Gaiman
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Price: Free! Words: 6,140. Language: English. Published: December 28, 2013. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
I'm going to tell about the day I decided to take my own life. The day I gathered every pill I could find and got in the bath. The day an award award-winning, internationally best-selling author appeared in my bathroom. The day everything changed.
Away In A Sand Dune (AKA Jesus vs. Cannibals)
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Price: Free! Words: 9,500. Language: British English. Published: December 24, 2013. Category: Plays » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh
Time-travelling ex-postman Harley Byrne's ongoing mission is to capture and make available for download “all the world’s music, ever.” In this stage adaptation of one of his adventures, Byrne takes a holiday from work but crash-lands on a tropical island on Xmas Eve. The natives' carols sound oddly familiar but, when Byrne interferes, the island's corrupt king condemns him to be eaten to death.
Sorrow
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Price: Free! Words: 2,050. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
An office worker in Purgatory seeks consolation and hope by sending himself postcards and email messages from an imaginary holiday destination. When discovered, he is sent there.
Phone
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Price: Free! Words: 2,380. Language: English. Published: December 22, 2013. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
A rude and arrogant businessman's life falls apart after he begins receiving silent calls on his mobile phone.
Morbid Curiosity
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Price: Free! Words: 21,160. Language: English. Published: December 11, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Have you ever wondered what happens to you after you have died? Do you ever crave the comfort of knowing that the souls of your loved ones is at rest? If you do then perhaps you should never hire Steven Bowes, a clairvoyant who'd rather have a stiff drink then deal with a stiff corpse.
A Man Walks Into A Pub
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Price: Free! Words: 5,800. Language: British English. Published: December 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
A stranger walks into a quiet pub on a grey day. It is his birthday, and he is armed. He is determined to celebrate his day with the locals, whether they like it or not... As the situation escalates, it soon becomes clear the man is not the stranger he first appears, and has a bitter and deadly connection with his unwilling birthday guests.
It Was the Night Before Christmas and All Through The House Not a Creature Was Stirring... Except For The Zombie
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Price: Free! Words: 2,020. Language: Australian English. Published: December 8, 2013. Category: Fiction » Horror » Undead
(4.00 from 1 review)
A Blood Brain Barrier Christmas Special. Bob is having a really bad day, a really bad Christmas, a really bad life. Things are about to get worse. Or are they? A Christmas adventure with blood brains and zombies.