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Dan And Eric
Price: Free! Words: 5,670. Language: English. Published: November 20, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The bond between Dan Louis and Eric Boyle - lifelong friends and aspiring comedy writers - begins to fracture when one of them develops a knack for stealing the other’s ideas.
Gerecyclede Verhalen
Price: Free! Words: 10,400. Language: Dutch. Published: November 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
*** Inclusief het verhaal: De Hondjes Van Etretat *** Een gratis promotieboekje om kennis te maken met mijn wijze van vertellen (en met het 4short label). Het bevat vijf verhalen die al eens eerder gepubliceerd zijn, vier SF verhalen en een bizar verhaal. Voor deze uitgave zijn de verhalen nog eens onder handen genomen.
The Chad Solass Chronicles
Price: Free! Words: 5,870. Language: English. Published: November 16, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
when earth is put under threat from an alien force only one man can help, but he was busy so they picked chad solass, they are quickly going to wish they hadn't!
Doctor Nah
Series: The Little Sistah yarns. Price: Free! Words: 6,040. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Free! Doctor Nah bridges the gap between Mannion’s novella The Little Sistah (also available on Smashwords) and its inevitable sequel. A search for a missing cat leads to a vicious drug dealer who kills kitties for pleasure. There’s plenty of noir humor, yet it’s also a heartwarming holiday confection. Don’t expect It’s a Wonderful Life, however. It’s never a wonderful life in the ghetto.
Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy
Price: Free! Words: 3,990. Language: English. Published: November 9, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer’s School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger’s plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they need someone to rescue them! Can their blossoming romance survive a zombie uprising—and more importantly, will they survive? This is a humorous short story.
My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
Meat Eater
Price: Free! Words: 1,230. Language: British English. Published: October 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
In this darkly comic tale it's the first day of the summer holidays and it should be a joyous time for young Daniel. Sadly, the animals around him conspire to ruin his day.
Meatgrinder- Junk Food
Price: Free! Words: 2,190. Language: English. Published: October 17, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Crime, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Kobe Ohio is where small town crime gets stomped out quick, beer flows like water, and a grinder sandwich is a low priced delicacy. Junk Food is the first in the Meatgrinder series, I hope you enjoy every bit of it. If you're hungry for more we'll deliver the next helping in the next month or so.
On Your Left
Price: Free! Words: 3,350. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.50 from 2 reviews)
Some public servants provide shelter for the homeless, others food for the hungry. Me, I run over cyclists with my car. If not me, then who? Over three dozen to date, and the number keeps growing. I don’t want fame or money for my deeds, but a plate of nachos every now and then would be nice.
After the Apocalypse
Price: Free! Words: 1,130. Language: English. Published: October 5, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
This is a talking animal story that takes place "After the Apocalypse". Need I say more.
8 Short Free Stories
Price: Free! Words: 5,050. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories
I was the world greatest financial mind. I had 300,000,000,000 dollars in the bank. I had created "Immortality," the first stem cell pharmaceutical company to take ten years off. I finally was married to a woman named Jane Berber at the age of 33. The only problem was 12 hours after the marriage she'd filed for divorce.
Scar Jones
Price: Free! Words: 100,440. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Read the book sensation taking the internet by storm. Scar Jones is a homeless black man who can't remember much of nothing, but he knows some powerful SOB's are turning his life into a big, strange TV show to cause all sorts of crazy. It ain't gonna end well - for them. But Scar's gonna be okay - he's a free man, except for that damn eye-patch and that internet vampire that's always watching
Espasmos, Orgasmo
Price: Free! Words: 23,460. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Uma coletânia de histórias, poemas, gangsters, sangue, sexo e arco-íris.
Aseptic Technique (A Short Story)
Price: Free! Words: 3,370. Language: English. Published: September 13, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Crime, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Following a near-fatal stroll in his neighborhood in the dead of winter, the fanatically germophobic Eugene Sinclair devises his plan for revenge.
Diary of Half a Sausage...dog - New Year
Price: Free! Words: 9,550. Language: English. Published: August 29, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
With a secret desire to be the next Picasso, a deep infatuation with the park pin-up and a ticking time bomb underneath the blackberry bush, life is never going to be straightforward for Ralf, the half-Sausage dog. He faces a string of challenges interspersed only with the occasional piece of panfried steak and garlic or necessary bowl of Tagliatelle Carbonara. Honestly, how tough can life get?
Dani's Shorts 3
Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 29,230. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wow, it's already Volume 3 of TIW shorts! The third collection of totally pointless exactly 500 Challenge and exactly 200 Weekend Quickie word nonsense (plus a few collaborations and extra TIW things) to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading.
The Art of Phone Ju-Jitsu
Price: Free! Words: 7,230. Language: English. Published: August 26, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Essay » Sociology
Tired of being phone-whipped by telemarketers? Help is on the way. This short, searing, tell-all piece is an Insider's Guide to Thwarting Telephone Attacks & Cell Phone Assault. Telephone terrorism is on the rise. That sound you hear is not a dial tone. It's an incoming missile. Defend yourself against a verbal landslide. Don't hang up---stand up!
The Old Man and The Three Kittens
Price: Free! Words: 1,600. Language: English. Published: August 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
When one is trapped in the past it takes irony and humorous circumstances to change, maybe even one's entire outlook.
Keeping Mum
Price: Free! Words: 32,850. Language: English. Published: August 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Holiday » Family
When modern-day Scrooge Hetty Loveridge saw the opportunity to exploit an inheritance tax loophole for her children, she took it. She need only live seven more years. One week shy, she keels over, dead. Peter and Kate get more than they bargained for as they attempt to fool the tax-man into believing their mother is still alive.
Defunct {Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie}
Price: Free! Words: 41,020. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
George is a bewildered zombie. He "wakes" to find himself in a battened-down coffin six feet underground. He isn't sure he likes it very much.