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Anthony Miller
Price: Free! Words: 1,670. Language: English. Published: December 21, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
Anthony Miller, divorced with two teenage kids, is an unassuming office worker. So no one expects the man threatening to jump off the top of a high rise building is him!
Gladiolus tormentus
Price: Free! Words: 3,510. Language: English. Published: December 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A cherished hobby turns destructive when a gardener’s nosey neighbor perceives a miracle in bloom, and tells everyone
Series: Tales from the English Lake District. Price: Free! Words: 2,730. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
I was fortunate enough to spend the first thirty years of my life in the English Lake District. I find Lake District books a bit boring which is why I like to write them in this caricature style which is a lot more interesting and entertaining (I find ... you get the info plus the fun). Much more interesting. Enjoy the ditty. It isn’t very long, but I know how to use it.
Punchbag and the Mystery of the Litter Louts
Price: Free! Words: 43,940. Language: English. Published: December 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.00 from 1 review)
Punchbag and the Mystery of the Litter Louts is a delightful Bedtime Story Book for Adults of all ages. Beautifully illustrated by pictures in your head, the story follows the escapades of our adorable little rascal of a cat, Punchbag… who lives on Mr. Brown’s farm… and is 5ft 10.
4th Musketelle
Price: Free! Words: 70,350. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Trophy wife Laila chafes under dominating husband, Frank. When she learns that her adult step children are plotting to cut her out of their dad's lucrative business affairs and frame her with accusations of infidelity, Laila decides that a preemptive murder would be nice. She arranges an "accident" for Frank, but things take unexpected turns. Who will end up dead? Dark Humor / Romantic Homicide
Kingston Raine and the Grim Reaper
Price: Free! Words: 107,900. Language: English. Published: November 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The Grim Reaper finds himself confronted with his most challenging death ever: that of Kingston Raine, an industrial thief and all-round smartass. Before long, the Grim Reaper comes to realise that Kingston may be the only one capable of thwarting a coup that threatens the entire afterlife. Unfortunately, Kingston just did the impossible and found a way to escape back to his own universe.
The Only Proof of Life Is Death
Price: Free! Words: 4,060. Language: English. Published: November 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Poetry » Contemporary Poetry, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This collection is abstract in its nature; dealing with varied topics including gun control, morality, philosophy, depression, death, religious hypocrisy and more! (Book 1 of 3 of 'The Unnamed Series')
Goodbye Lucifer
Price: Free! Words: 71,590. Language: English. Published: November 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
A rather likable Lucifer, decidedly un-evil demons, sorcery gone awry, romance and hilarity are the theme of this heart-warming very tall tale
The Commoner's Death
You set the price! Words: 6,130. Language: English. Published: October 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Occult, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
As her friend celebrates a birthday, Liz discovers that a man has committed suicide in her front yard.
Death Cap
Price: Free! Words: 7,500. Language: British English. Published: October 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Stricken with a terrible fear of poisonous mushrooms, a man’s life has degenerated into an endless cycle of suspicion and brillo pads. When his friend suggests a gravy-coated cure at a local restaurant, he reluctantly accepts. But as dinner progresses he begins to suspect that his friend may have an ulterior motive; namely murder, by way of the very mushroom that he fears the most: the Death Cap.
F**king Through the Apocalypse
Price: Free! Words: 5,880. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Apocalyptic, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
When Harold, not a day over 86, hears that the asteroid is going to hit in 27 days, he doesn’t sink into depression, nor jump off a building, nor move to Hawaii like his neighbors. No, Harold fulfills a dream. Harold decides to open a brothel. 'F**king Through the Apocalypse' is a sci-fi short about loss and redemption … with a hint of fuchsia.
Laughter And the Walls Came Down
You set the price! Words: 14,930. Language: English. Published: October 14, 2015 by VintagEreads. Categories: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Did you know that you could laugh your way out of a dangerous corner and an embarrassing moment? This boxed set of five short stories will take you on an unusual journey of suspense and mirth. You might start finding flies in your soup, and something fishy is bound to arise in your experience among people …
Language in the Blood
Series: Language in the Blood. Price: Free! Words: 84,930. Language: British English. Published: October 9, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
ThIs dark comedy follows Cameron, the young Scottish soldier as he comes to terms with his new ‘life’, from his first days as a hapless vampire in war-torn WW1 France to the glamorous modern day setting of the Côte d’Azur. Along the way, he develops a distinctive taste for the finer things in life: jewels, yachts, small dogs and champagne-infused humans.
Seance Club
Price: Free! Words: 1,710. Language: English. Published: October 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(4.00 from 1 review)
So what do you do when you meet a group of girls having a seance on your local bus? Why not read on and find out?
Bridezilla vs. the Monsters
Price: Free! Words: 1,390. Language: English. Published: September 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
When a disgruntled former bridesmaid breaks open the gates of hell and unleashes a firestorm of monsters, what else is a blushing bride to do? Grab her axe and rally her troops (er, bridesmaids) of course! You are cordially invited to. . .Bridezilla vs. the Monsters!
The Hellelujah Trail
Price: Free! Words: 26,570. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Lucifer challenges a clueless optimist named Pilgrim to build Hellelujahland, a theme park to scare souls straight to hell. One small problem: Pilgrim spreads comfort and joy everywhere he goes, and happiness means bad news in hell. Download the free short story to celebrate the paperback release of the parent novel Raising Hell and sample the Smashwords eBook edition.
Historias errantes de almas pertubadas
Price: Free! Words: 6,020. Language: Spanish. Published: September 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Historias errantes de almas perturbadas, de Mauricio Percara, encadena relatos de seres humanos que se obsesionan y mueren a causa de dicha obsesión, estando esas narraciones interconectadas a través de titulares de periódicos y la narración de un periodista que se verá envuelto en el mal que persigue a los atormentados individuos que forman parte de las noticias que escribe.
The Devil's in My Bathroom
Price: Free! Words: 161,930. Language: English. Published: September 1, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Police Procedural, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A dark comedy, Nick Peltier is trying to deal with being a murder suspect, running from his past, and being responsible for writing the worst number one song ever.
Will You Sing Fredric?
Price: Free! Words: 5,460. Language: English. Published: August 30, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 3 reviews)
An absurd tale of a young man who is haunted by a voice who wants him to sing. Fredric refuses, but the voice does not seem to want to go away until he does....
The Fine Print
Price: Free! Words: 2,120. Language: American English. Published: August 10, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 4 reviews)
It’s the most important day of Farouk Ba’asher Bin Abdulraheem’s life, and he’s about to learn some valuable lessons.