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Simon Says - Full Collection
Price: Free! Words: 12,990. Language: English. Published: July 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The Collection Simon Says is a series of stories set in the 90s when Thatcher's kids got loved up on Ecstasy and rebelled.
'Who'
Price: Free! Words: 28,600. Language: English. Published: June 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
An elderly woman is possessed by a poem into kidnapping a stranger and torturing him in her cellar.
The Death of Samuel Hersch
Price: Free! Words: 1,490. Language: English. Published: June 13, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Cultural interest, general
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
DEATH OF EMPLOYEE. After opening this grimly titled email at work, watch as the unnamed narrator attempts to reconcile his emotions with the fact that he feels trapped and completely isolated inside his modern day office. He views all of his coworkers as impostors and frauds, and his attempts at remedying this involve a 'special sweetener' which he adds to his coffee...
Simon Says - Everyday Murder
Price: Free! Words: 1,930. Language: English. Published: June 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
(4.67 from 3 reviews)
The Collection Simon Says is a series of stories set in the 90s, when Thatchers kids got loved up on Ecstasy and rebelled. Simon lives in a Middle Class world you will not read about in the Daily Mail, this is the world of drugs, paranoia and Murder.
Cecil and Bubba meet a Succubus: A Short Horror/Comedy Tale
Price: Free! Words: 7,180. Language: English. Published: May 31, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Say hello to Cecil McGee and Turner "Bubba" Teague. These two Southern slackers go and get themselves cursed by a drunk gypsy, and then they hire onto a paranormal investigation to make the rent. Soon they are haunted by a seductive demon and all hell breaks loose!
What Remains of Teddy Redburn
Price: Free! Words: 24,570. Language: English. Published: May 26, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » General
The disappearance of a multi-millionaire in the small town of Los Hombres triggers a comic and horrifying search for his briefcase stuffed with cash.
The Returning Hero
Price: Free! Words: 3,430. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
After years of war, humanity's greatest hero, Major 'Flack' Baxter, is returning home. As president of the United Colonies, Chancellor Lorrimer, has the honour of being the first person to welcome him back to Earth. Unfortunately, Lorrimer soon discovers that meeting your hero in the flesh is sometimes not all it’s cracked up to be…
The Russian Nurse
Price: Free! Words: 5,300. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Historical » General
In the tale's 1st pg. Violetta, a Russian Nurse, runs into a friend who says: “Life has lost its meaning for me. I'm going in this drugstore to buy sleeping pills to kill myself.” “What? You're going to kill yourself?” Violetta asks. “Yes, life has no value for me.” “Well, in that case, why not kill yourself like we do in Russia?” “How do you do it in Russia?" -Read & see the Russian way to do it.
False Icons and Sacred Cows
Price: Free! Words: 19,820. Language: English. Published: April 22, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
Fr. Arthur Gerdtz is on a mission from God. His church is fighting for relevance in the modern world. Attendances are dwindling, atheism is on the rise, and Instagram celebrities are bigger than Jesus. This veteran priest is in grave danger of losing his religion. Until he decides to introduce some Old Testament values to the twenty-first century.
Don't Call Me Ugly
Price: Free! Words: 44,440. Language: English. Published: April 14, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Inspirational
Andrew is ugly, and he knows it.With a face that makes babies cry,he is refused job offers, isolated in the neighbourhood and treated as an outcast.But he is determined to succeed.By a stroke of luck,he gets hired in a zoo to scare away animals with his face.Things soon got worse and he returns to his roots to find out where his horrible face comes from.But a surprise story lies in wait for him.
Death in the Australian Outback
Price: Free! Words: 31,260. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.33 from 3 reviews)
A madcap romp where the humour flows non-stop. Elizabeth West, of the Territory Police, arrives at a job interview but the job has already been given to the nephew of a politician. That is not West's only problem, the detectives conducting the interview are as loony as any character in Monty Python's Flying Circus. This is not a serious work of detective fiction but a seriously funny parody.
...And All I Have on Is...
Price: Free! Words: 9,410. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A daring young man tries to impress his new love interest. One thing leads to another as they engage in a grim & fateful enterprise.
The Cult of Following, Book Two
Price: Free! Words: 80,280. Language: English. Published: March 21, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After stepping far beyond the warm-beer and soggy-chip comforts of England, Percy Field has finally accepted his lot. While the move to Singapore was everything Percy expected, in this new place was both inexplicable and unexpected. But life for the disagreeable expat is not destined to be easy.
The Hotel with the Full Moon Room Service
You set the price! Words: 23,640. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Essay » Literature
This story sells itself by inference as it goes along and relies for its context upon the clues scattered within its generalities and has as its bearing the vagaries of the human condition in confluence with life as it flows and so should not be mistaken for anything else but what you feel after reading it....
The Hertzog Effect
Series: Gillitzer's Travels. Price: Free! Words: 17,040. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
After the crash of his ship, 'The Kolibri', Captain Gillitzer's luck seemed to be changing for the better. When his new craft becomes the first to travel beyond the fabled 'Minute Zero', he and his crew seize the chance to complete their ultimate mission, and restore his battered reputation. However, they soon find themselves battling the forces of fate, when they encounter the 'Hertzog Effect'...
Mr. Poole Dons the Hood: A Shady Hollow Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 3,740. Language: American English. Published: February 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The first day at a new job can be hard. It’s much harder when that job is in Shady Hollow.
The Legacy of Mr. Spectacles: A Shady Hollow Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 1,570. Language: American English. Published: February 27, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Maisie Slumpbottom was destined to be a cat lady. Now, she’s redefining the term.
Who Hell Me?
Price: Free! Words: 690. Language: English. Published: February 24, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(2.00 from 1 review)
Some stories just can't be explained... Though this probably isn't one of them!
Dancing on Coffins
You set the price! Words: 16,200. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Plays & Screenplays » American
Harold Hoffman is a head of funeral home. Hoffman and his comical colleagues decide that it is necessary to increase the number of orders for coffins and a funeral. They want to increase death rate in the city. The journalist Julia Shweetner understands - this group of psychopaths threatens her city and fight against them.
Time of Extinction
Series: Origin and Extinction. Price: Free! Words: 1,810. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2017. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Sequel to 'Point of Origin'. Queen Lukta has declared holy war against a race that has defiled the most sacred region of her empire. Her massive battle-fleet races through hyperspace, determined to eradicate the strange, ape-like species responsible, and put an end to their filthy habit of distributing porn around the galaxy. However, as they prepare for war, a shocking discovery is made...

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