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THE EGG
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Price: Free! Words: 650. Language: English. Published: February 16, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
What is the egg. This story explores the secret question that only a few of us know about. A question greater than life itself. A question about the egg!
Meander
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Price: Free! Words: 13,920. Language: English. Published: February 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories
Meander has his hands full, preparing the assassination of a local crime lord. He likes to do his jobs neatly and tidy, with no strings attached. His new neighbor Senta should be nothing more than a one-night fling, but she quickly becomes the biggest hurdle Meander has to face in getting the job done.
Die etwas besseren Cartoons von Oliver Gaspirtz
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Price: Free! Words: 250. Language: German. Published: February 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Die Auswahl der Zeichnungen in "Die etwas besseren Cartoons von Oliver Gaspirtz" basiert lose auf dem amerikanischen Buch "Sick and Twisted Cartoons by Gaspirtz."
In Which Our Heroine and Her Laser Cannon End a Relationship
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Price: Free! Words: 1,850. Language: English. Published: February 7, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
A jilted lover decides to try to take revenge, and winds up learning a valuable lesson in this short fictional comedy.
Xanadu (Part I)
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Price: Free! Words: 47,160. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2015. Category: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller
Nicolas Keszthelyi - aesthete, philanderer and semi-legitimate Moscow antiques dealer - is heading to Afghanistan on the trail of buried treasure. A friend of a friend has discovered a hoard of priceless ivory carvings beneath a mine in Paktia, and Keszthelyi intends to ensure that finders remain keepers. Unfortunately, UNESCO, the Afghan government, and the owners of the mine have other plans...
People Like Us (Part I)
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Price: Free! Words: 41,920. Language: British English. Published: January 28, 2015. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British
It should have been easy, Nicolas Keszthelyi knew. The nuns at Notre-Dame-de-Pitié had no idea that their collection of religious bric-a-brac contained a lost masterpiece worth millions. Anyone could have walked away with it. Certainly an unscrupulous dealer like Keszthelyi - with a network of shady contacts and an amoral devotion to beauty - should have had no trouble at all...
The Great American Western (The Lost Episode)...The Lone Ranger busts J. Edgar Hoover
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Price: Free! Words: 10,260. Language: American English. Published: January 25, 2015. Category: Plays » American / African American
(5.00 from 1 review)
This is a full length play written specifically for community theater. I am offering it to any non-profit theater company without cost to produce. (No royalties) .The Great American Western has won several regional awards and has been staged over 100 times. It is an edgy, politically incorrect musical that pokes fun at politicians, women’s lib, government, and pop culture. Have fun with it.
Muffin and Knob's Special Adventure
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Price: Free! Words: 10,820. Language: English. Published: January 23, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Planet Earthphat: Year 2050 - Muffin & Knob undertake a dangerous mission given to them by Lord Plebe to save the planet from cocky roaches that have survived a nuclear war. They get up to their ears in espionage, surviving with only hot sauce, carpet tacks, a gas can with a hole in it and a pair of sunglasses with only one lens, in order to rescue a Princess, with surprising and comic results
Death
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Price: Free! Words: 8,480. Language: English. Published: January 20, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A story about dying that takes longer than precisely fifty characters.
Sick and Twisted Cartoons by Gaspirtz
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Price: Free! Words: 50. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Sick and Twisted is a collection of funny cartoons and award-winning comics by Oliver Gaspirtz. His colorful artwork looks harmless and family friendly, reminiscent of early Disney cartoons. But his uncensored dark humor reminds of Gary Larson's single panel gag cartoons The Far Side.
Karmalitics
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Price: Free! Words: 119,580. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Karmalitics is a light hearted, controversial, thought provoking, and in places very amusing view of politics as if people matter. It is not intended to change the world as we know it, but is does encourage the reader to question if the quality of life could be improved for a large section of the population without impeding on those that are satisfied with lives.
Bad Night at the Séance
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Price: Free! Words: 840. Language: English. Published: January 9, 2015. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Tried my first séance last night. As the title implies, the spirit world was indifferent to my beginner's status.
Médium saignant - Épisode 1
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Price: Free! Words: 9,080. Language: Canadian French. Published: January 6, 2015 by Lecteur en série. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Benoit Sylvestre est bien malgré lui mêlé à une série de meurtres sanglants ayant pour point commun une carte de tarot laissée sur chaque scène de crime. Alors que le lieutenant Francoeur l’accuse d’être l’auteur de ces atrocités, le professeur Lavillette, un expert en sciences occultes, soutient la thèse qu’il sera la cible finale de cette longue suite d’assassinats, commandés par une secte de...
The Rainbow Horizon - a Tale of Goofy Chaos
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Price: Free! Words: 117,960. Language: English. Published: January 5, 2015. Category: Fiction » Cultural & ethnic themes » Hispanic & Latino
(5.00 from 1 review)
This book concerns the life lessons you learn when they are still people and not machines yet. It's about four young grownups, in their mid-20s, who are barely working for a living - the most important thing God ever gave mankind - three of them brown or black, one white. Men, women, and the book blasts racism while promoting sexism. Not the bad kind; the kind where you get ahead somehow in life.
Party! Patio!
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Price: Free! Words: 6,160. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015 by Atlatl Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
In DICK SWAP, Keith and Kevin found themselves in a situation where one of their penises got lost and they hadn’t found it by the end of the book. PARTY! PATIO! is the exciting sequel to that book. Again Keith and Kevin find themselves in a situation and also Joan, Kevin’s wife, who something might have happened to.
Dick Swap
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Price: Free! Words: 4,700. Language: English. Published: January 3, 2015 by Atlatl Press. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Keith and Kevin are best friends with the unique ability to remove their penises. Kevin thinks it would be a good idea if they swapped for a night. However, when one of the penises turns up missing, it leads them on a strange and beautiful quest of self-examination, friendship, and mystery.
Love is Not Free. The Price is 99 Cents.
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Price: Free! Words: 83,010. Language: English. Published: December 23, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Rudolf Kerkhoven's latest novel, Love is not free. The price is 99 cents. is a darkly comedic romantic-drama.
Dave The Penguin
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You set the price! Words: 44,530. Language: English. Published: December 18, 2014. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A comical story of one penguin's experiences of the collective mind. From humble beginnings to ultimate knowledge, spiritual experience, and power - which were all, clearly, given to the wrong penguin. Some Penguins are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. But none of these applied to Dave.
La fin de Noël, un conte sanglant
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Price: Free! Words: 1,590. Language: Canadian French. Published: December 10, 2014 by La Maison des viscères. Category: Fiction » Holiday » Christmas
Quand au pied de chaque sapin repose un lutin, Une colère terrible possède le père Noël. Cette année, le temps des fêtes sera rouge. Rouge sang.
Colonial Capers
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You set the price! Words: 8,230. Language: English. Published: November 29, 2014. Category: Fiction » Historical » Colonial America
In a darkened boathouse on the edge of Boston Harbor, Phineas Phillips and a small band of dissidents sit quietly watching two British ships that are at anchor along the Pearl Street Wharf. Soon a band of heathen Indians will board the two schooners and toss all the tea into the harbor. With advance knowledge of what may happen, Phineas and friends have a different plan in mind.