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The Barbarian King [Satire]
Price: Free! Words: 61,010. Language: English. Published: July 29, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
A non-cerebral satire combining the look and feel of Robert E. Howard's 'Conan' works, today’s Democrat Party, with the ridiculousness of 'Idiocracy,' South Park, and Trailer Park Boys. This novel will be too provocative for most overly sensitive, PC-embracing readers. If you happen to be part of a PC police squad for your neighborhood, I would suggest you stop here, and move on...
Saving Hitler. Part One: Killing Hitler
Price: Free! Words: 21,730. Language: English. Published: July 18, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Adventure, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In this dark comedy series, a Jewish brother and sister sneak back into time with their uncle’s time machine and accidentally kill Hitler. They are delighted until they get back to the present and see the awful and odd things that have happened as a result, they find they have no choice, they must save Hitler
FEROCITY Chapter Four through Eight
Price: Free! Words: 20,160. Language: English. Published: May 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Action & suspense, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
FEROCITY CHAPTER FOUR THROUGH EIGHT. Jack Tide's life continues to get complicated and dangerous. Sunset and his men make their move forcing Jack to act on his assassination of the senator. Meanwhile the mystery of Keira is solved when he finally sees her again, with less than perfect results. To compound problems, now he must survive the Indians and pass his Humanities test.
A Collection of Short Stories
Price: Free! Words: 37,740. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Nonfiction » Philosophy » Good & evil
This book is about many things.
Xanadu (Part I)
Price: Free! Words: 47,160. Language: English. Published: January 31, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Crime thriller, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Nicolas Keszthelyi - aesthete, philanderer and semi-legitimate Moscow antiques dealer - is heading to Afghanistan on the trail of buried treasure. A friend of a friend has discovered a hoard of priceless ivory carvings beneath a mine in Paktia, and Keszthelyi intends to ensure that finders remain keepers. Unfortunately, UNESCO, the Afghan government, and the owners of the mine have other plans...
People Like Us (Part I)
Price: Free! Words: 41,920. Language: British English. Published: January 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Traditional British, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
It should have been easy, Nicolas Keszthelyi knew. The nuns at Notre-Dame-de-Pitié had no idea that their collection of religious bric-a-brac contained a lost masterpiece worth millions. Anyone could have walked away with it. Certainly an unscrupulous dealer like Keszthelyi - with a network of shady contacts and an amoral devotion to beauty - should have had no trouble at all...
The Curious Survival of Wee Bobby Blunder
Price: Free! Words: 41,790. Language: English. Published: January 28, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The story of events surrounding the apparent death and resurrection of a man with an unresolved ambition to be a stand up comedian. His near death experience gives him the determination to achieve his one great unrealised ambition but unwittingly gets some help from very unlikely sources but in a bizarre way. He is acutely aware that his close friends all believe they are funnier than he is.
Phoebe Wants to Become a Witch
You set the price! Words: 45,920. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ok, Neighbors Today I woke up in a really good mood ,especially when i heard my lovely neighbors yelling! Ok neighbors, I understand that she cheated on you, repeatedly, and that she 's a cunt, a whore, a fucking lil bitch, a slut.....but folk, it s Sunday, it’s 7 a.m and I wanna sleeeeeep!!!!! Must be hard to yell like that for two hours! Breath man!
Karmalitics
Price: Free! Words: 119,580. Language: English. Published: January 14, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Karmalitics is a light hearted, controversial, thought provoking, and in places very amusing view of politics as if people matter. It is not intended to change the world as we know it, but is does encourage the reader to question if the quality of life could be improved for a large section of the population without impeding on those that are satisfied with lives.
Stoner, Unincorporated
You set the price! Words: 100,140. Language: English. Published: December 12, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(3.00 from 1 review)
Stoner, Unincorporated is about the shooting of Kevin Carter, Bylaws Officer of the Township of Stoner. It is also the story of three men, lost in existential crisis of their own making. It is a story of a town where the undercover narcotics officers outnumber the drug users by two to one. It is a story of love, of faith, of economics and of Bigfoot.
My Granny Writes Erotica (The Original Quickie)
Price: Free! Words: 27,160. Language: British English. Published: October 21, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
65-year-old Betty had given up on her life’s ambition to write a bestselling novel. However, after walking in on her husband with a lady of the night, she finds herself single and with mounting debts. In need of a ‘get rich quick’ scheme, straight-laced Betty decides to try her hand at writing an erotic novel.
The Jamaican Ninja Bert!!
Price: Free! Words: 36,410. Language: English. Published: October 19, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Romance » Western
When Portia Simpson implemented tax on patty, it mad Dr. Bert Kemp, a psychiatrist. He then became a fat ninja, hell bent on murdering Portia. His wife, Marj scorned by all for living with a madman except the handsome, thick-bodied Dr. Arnold who desires her. Bert grows jealous and goes to utterly unsound measures to keep her but instead, pushes her away. Will he regain sanity or her love?
Scar Jones
Price: Free! Words: 100,440. Language: English. Published: September 18, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
Read the book sensation taking the internet by storm. Scar Jones is a homeless black man who can't remember much of nothing, but he knows some powerful SOB's are turning his life into a big, strange TV show to cause all sorts of crazy. It ain't gonna end well - for them. But Scar's gonna be okay - he's a free man, except for that damn eye-patch and that internet vampire that's always watching
Espasmos, Orgasmo
Price: Free! Words: 23,460. Language: Portuguese. Published: September 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Weird fiction, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(5.00 from 1 review)
Uma coletânia de histórias, poemas, gangsters, sangue, sexo e arco-íris.
Dani's Shorts 3
Series: Dani J Caile's Universe. Price: Free! Words: 29,230. Language: English. Published: August 27, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Wow, it's already Volume 3 of TIW shorts! The third collection of totally pointless exactly 500 Challenge and exactly 200 Weekend Quickie word nonsense (plus a few collaborations and extra TIW things) to entertain you while doing whatever you do when reading.
Happy People Live Here
Price: Free! Words: 89,480. Language: English. Published: August 15, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Literature » Literary
On the ninth floor of an upscale apartment of well to do families, a young couple will come to terms with the loss of their son and the impending release of their daughter from a psychiatric clinic on her fourth birthday.
Defunct {Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie}
Price: Free! Words: 41,020. Language: English. Published: August 2, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
George is a bewildered zombie. He "wakes" to find himself in a battened-down coffin six feet underground. He isn't sure he likes it very much.
My Family and Other Ghosts
Price: Free! Words: 21,530. Language: English. Published: May 14, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Horror » Ghost
Following on from "Ghosts and Other Family". Another short but sweet snippet of the Shaydes. What happened to Violet Shaydes and her weird but wonderful family? Did she make a success of selling real estate? Did she meet more ghosts? And of course, the biggie. Did she ever get a boyfriend?
The Midnight Vampire Trap
Price: Free! Words: 23,370. Language: English. Published: April 7, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Vampire Desmond Sharpe is so sure of his immunity to mankind that he finances --and stars in-- a movie based on his own life. When his movie attracts a midnight audience-participation cult, he goes to see the show that's sprung up around his show, which is a big mistake, as some in the audience are in fact scientists, who possess information that will change Desmond's life on Earth forever.
Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast
You set the price! Words: 124,560. Language: English. Published: March 3, 2014. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
The perfect political candidate would result from the unholy union of Elmer Fudd and Jeffrey Dahmer - a cute sociopath who never gives up. A person who everyone likes, though they don't know why, and who can single-mindedly pursue a goal without regard to the destruction around him. Boiled Frogs with Mock Toast is the story of what happens when we squeeze leadership from uninterested friends.