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The Photons in the Cheese are Lost
Price: Free! Words: 2,930. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories
Chris wakes to find that every message delivered to his spam folder comes true. What could possibly go wrong? 'The Photons in the Cheese are Lost' is an absurdist comedy short. Read it, and you’ll never see blue cheese the same way.
Dear Mister Knopf: A Query Letter Short Story
Price: Free! Words: 3,540. Language: English. Published: May 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Are you tired of getting rejection slips? Have you just written the perfect masterpiece, but can't decide how to frame your story to an editor? Well, please look further than this humorous short story, because Benny Ratton can't help you with your problems. Enter the mind of Benny Ratton. If you dare!
An Inner City
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 101,940. Language: English. Published: April 30, 2015 by Austin Macauley. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Chapelgate Gardens, an inner city flats complex in Dublin, provides the backdrop to this honest, gritty account of the lives of a group of young adults in the late sixties in an Ireland gripped in a state of depression and unemployment. Mick, Gerard, Larry and Imelda just get on by hustling, petty thieving and even prostitution.
Dark Carbuncle
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 3,800. Language: English. Published: April 27, 2015 by WordFire Press. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Urban, Fiction » Fantasy » Urban
A hilarious horror rocker from New York Times bestselling author Kevin J. Anderson and Grammy winner Janis Ian. Greatest hits—back from the dead! A famous one-hit-wonder rock star might think his career is over (being dead, for starters), but a group of obsessive fans has other ideas.
I Fell In Love With A Lesbian At The Zombie Luau
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 6,420. Language: English. Published: April 26, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Horror » Undead, Fiction » Horror » Undead
*short story* We were hiking the Kalalua Trail on the Nā Pali coast in Kauai when it hit us. Mark turned about twenty minutes later. I thought he was joking. He would have gotten me too, if he hadn’t slipped on a muddy tree root and fallen down a thousand feet off a cliff. After I came down from the trail, I dropped the car into drive, floored the gas pedal, and went Bowling for Zombies.
Kamikaze Trinitrotoluene
Price: Free! Words: 2,830. Language: British English. Published: April 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
(4.00 from 1 review)
Archibald is clouded and hungover on his start to the day. He misses vital clues around him about the dangers which are waiting for him outside of the house. They are dangers which have all been put in place by his wife Janet, who is looking forward to finally having the perfect life without him around. Thanks to her local crime consortium connections, all it will take is the push of a plunger.
A Collection of Short Stories
Price: Free! Words: 37,740. Language: English. Published: April 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This book is about many things.
Cecilia
Price: Free! Words: 9,710. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
While Cecilia Blind frets about her little brother's obsessive and reclusive personality, her mother takes an interest in their tree service's laborer, an interest that ultimately leads the Blinds to revisit the tragedy that so changed their family life.
Vanity Plates
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,560. Language: English. Published: April 17, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary, Fiction » Fantasy » Contemporary
A New York governor hires a gorgeous fashion model to head the State Horse Racing Agency.
The James Interlude
Price: Free! Words: 5,990. Language: English. Published: April 13, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
In the upcoming book “The Inept Zombie Survivor” our nameless hero has a friend called James. James is also a survivor of the zombie apocalypse, mostly because he refuses to acknowledge that zombies exist, no matter how intrusive they are. He is grumpy, bad tempered and sometimes argumentative with a flair for denial.
White Walls and Straitjackets
Price: $5.99 USD. Words: 38,230. Language: English. Published: April 8, 2015 by RavenswoodPublishing. Categories: Fiction » Horror » General, Fiction » Horror » General
Meet Crystal and Harry – lovers who work in the entertainment business: after murdering three critics for poor reviews, they decide to skip town and head for the coastline. Once there, they know things will be fine – it’ll be a chance to start fresh.
Chumped Vol. 2 (Beating in Progress)
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 15,320. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Percy Winkler accepts his friend's cockamamie scheme: fake an injury which requires a face mask and let a masked body double take his place at work. If he fails to trick boss Dick Bacon, Percy will lose his job and will receive a lifetime ban from practicing law. Unfortunately for Percy, the body double is a bruising goon who seeks and wreaks havoc on his law firm.
Chumped Vol. 1
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 8,390. Language: English. Published: April 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Satire
Percy Winkler wants to be a lawyer. All he has to do is pass the bar exam. And to pass, he needs time. Time that his boss, Dick Bacon, will only give him if he survives his job as a human piñata. Can Percy persevere and preserve his precious brain cells long enough to realize his dream? Or will he forever be THE JERKED LAW CLERK?
The Nobody Show
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 107,960. Language: English. Published: April 3, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
The Nobody Show is an accident waiting to happen... Old Castle is a town ravaged by unemployment. The magic is gone and the economy is in the gutter, but newest dole statistic, Arthur Lawless, has a dream... Arthur wants to chase down his childhood dream to build his own circus. He makes it his mission to put on The Greatest Show on Earth - Old Castle's slice of Earth, at least...
The Satanic Nurses
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 30,420. Language: English. Published: April 2, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If you've ever been told that it's just a little prick, you'll know the pain that shortly follows. For Steve Tully. he has a week of little pricks during some medical trials he and a motley crew of Leeds' finest have all signed up for. The third hilarious book from the pun-churning pen of Britain's best comedy writer since the days of 2.4 Children.
Ideas de nada sobre todo
Price: $3.75 USD. Words: 12,820. Language: Spanish. Published: March 26, 2015 by ChiadoEditorial. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Ideas de nada sobre todo está compuesto de pequeñas piezas de puzzle sobre las emociones del ser humano y las trampas de la razón. Trata de hacer, desde el humor y la reflexión, malabares con ellas e intenta abrir el camino a un cuestionamiento individual y secreto. Una radiografía de cada una de las virtudes y los miedos que vuelan libres en nosotros y que condicionan nuestro funcionar. (...)
Let's Laugh!
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 7,870. Language: English. Published: March 24, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
This book gives you great time, if you like jokes and of course if you like to laugh, then you may want to buy this book! However, if you think that laughing is not for you, then just ignore this book, because this one won't let you without a laughter, I assure about that me and myself. -It contains more types of jokes. -Sorted just from the best ones. -More than 100 jokes.
Vladimiro y los ángeles exterminadores
Price: $4.00 USD. Words: 56,620. Language: Spanish. Published: March 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Do the vampires exist? The vampires exist, demonstrated it is, but there are no typical monsters of citrine skin, with steely canine teeth and bloody eyes covered with sinister and dark layers, and resting during the day in dark coffins. No, these vampires about whom speaks the book are real persons, of course, dehumanized and provided with the most false dignity[...]
Mister Sticky (A Free Short Story)
Series: George Brown Memoirs. Price: Free! Words: 1,380. Language: English. Published: March 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 2 reviews)
The surreal short story of a young boy who finds and befriends a stick he finds in a forest, and quickly learns some valuable lessons about friendship.
Riddley Fiddley (and a few quotes to live your life by)
Price: Free! Words: 1,050. Language: English. Published: March 19, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy, Fiction » Humor & comedy » Black comedy
Can you solve my five brain busting riddles. If you like to bamboozle your mind then try out these riddles that would make the great Sméagol scratch his head and forget all about his ring. Also included are several of my astonishing quotes that through the ages have been quoted by such greats as myself!