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One Early Evening in Mexico
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 3,750. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2016 by FrostProof808. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Thriller & suspense » Psychological thriller
He wanted to take a very special "directed immersion" deep into Mexico for his senior trip. But he got considerably more than he bargained for. Come along and see what you think.
Mr. E In Cabin 187 (The Hudson Agency)
Series: Case Files of the Hudson Agency, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 7,440. Language: English. Published: February 17, 2012. Categories: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Short Stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Case #2: From The Case Files of the Hudson Agency. A murder on a cruise sets Warren Eisenchezarrarus — better known as Mr. E. — on the hunt for a killer. The murder weapon can't exist, the detective's assistant is as green as a seasick turtle and worst of all, Mr. E. is supposed to be on vacation! How will he find the culprit with so few clues on a cruise ship full of suspects? 6,693 words
Robbie the Dysfunctional Robot
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 198,900. Language: Commonwealth English. Published: September 7, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Robbie the lonely house bot meets other robots and finds that while both himself and his world are more complex and dangerous than he imagined, love trumps oppression. Robbie learns about his forgotten past and meets his embarrassingly human ex-lover George. Robbie needs to find out why and by who his memory was wiped, because while he may have forgotten the past, the past has not forgotten him.
Tourists
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,010. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2009. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
Tourists is a satire. When the CIA wants to build a secret air strip in the bush north of Ottawa, a lobbyist is recruited to get the deal done. The plan is threatened by publicity generated by the Taylor brothers whose land is to be expropriated. The CIA plans an alternative event in case of failure, in clandestine meetings held in a van driven on the Rideau Canal during Winterlude.
The Unfortunate Case of Agatha Bitters
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 5,630. Language: English. Published: March 4, 2015 by FrostProof808. Categories: Fiction » Themes & motifs » Psychological, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Miss Agatha Demon Bitters is an octogenarian who has led a long, fruitful and active life. She isn't about to let not having a driver's license or a minor lack of funds or memory slow her down. She knows what she's about, most of the time.
All-Nude Chicken-Intriguing
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 49,790. Language: British English. Published: October 12, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Literary collections » European / English, Irish, Scottish, Welsh
A massive miscellany of hilariously surreal inconsequence. This comedy collection tells you – quite possibly – more than you thought you needed to know about such diverse subjects as, All-Nude Chicken Intriguing, Underwater Cookery, Naked Orienteering and Weasel Appreciation Day.
Stalled
Price: $4.99 USD. Words: 72,630. Language: English. Published: June 5, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Coming of age
Social media made it easy to find your ex, insult your enemies, and virtually punch someone in the face. In 1999 you had to go to your high school reunion. Set in the men's bathroom at a ten-year high school reunion, "Stalled" is a humorous story about regret, grudges, falling behind the curve, and having the guts to change your world when the chance presents itself.
Orcs Do
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 18,450. Language: English. Published: May 24, 2012 by Wonder Realms Books. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
A Fantasy Short Story. Ever wonder if orcs have a wife and children tucked away somewhere back home? Well they do. This is the story of one orc marm, tired of all the fighting, who decides to take a stand. Dedicated to every mother who has ever tried to take an infant and toddlers anywhere. Includes a FREE bonus story, "Magic Works" and a preview of the epic fantasy romance, The Seedtouch.
Through The Wormhole, Literally
Series: The Voyager Series. Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 106,970. Language: English. Published: July 1, 2016. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
If the Voyager 1 space probe was picked up by extraterrestrials, what would happen? Here's your opportunity to find out. Voyager 1 was launched in 1977 to study interstellar space. It carried a gold-plated audio-visual disc in the event that it might be found by intelligent life-forms from other planetary systems. It was picked up by two itinerant spacecombers from a planet called Morys Minor...
The Dragon and George
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 35,620. Language: English. Published: July 28, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Children’s books » Animals / Dinosaurs & Prehistoric Creatures, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
What if you found a dinosaur egg and took it home and it hatched? What if it kept growing – really big? George tries desperately to keep the dragon a secret but the animal keeps revealing himself to all the wrong people at all the wrong times. Join George, Fred and Mally on a madcap adventure that eventually involves the entire nation chasing after this mysterious ‘lizard’.
Blue Eyes and Sweet Peach Pie
Series: Blue Eyes and Red Hair, Book 1. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 12,630. Language: English. Published: March 27, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Fiction » Young adult or teen » Humor
(4.50 from 2 reviews)
When Lorelai Simmons gets dumped on her 21st birthday, she thinks things can't get any worse. However, she soon finds herself stranded in a dodgy bar with no phone and no way home. Fed up, she decides to make the most of it and hopes her luck will turn around. So, with the help of the affectionately named Gold Tooth, Lorelai is now Sweet Peach and promised one hell of a birthday! Enter Blue Eyes!
Five Tips for Abducting a Human Without Being Caught
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 730. Language: English. Published: February 23, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » Short stories, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
"Five Tips for Abducting a Human Without Being Caught" is a short list of silly tips written by a human, er, an alien for aliens. Originally published by Third Flatiron Publishing.
Gnocchi
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 960. Language: English. Published: April 20, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Science fiction » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
“Gnocchi,” is a 600 flash fiction story. It is a humorous take on genetic engineering and Italian cooking as seen through the eyes of a child. After reading this flash fiction story, you may wonder if the author is Italian and whether she was forced to spend hours stirring pots of red sauce in the kitchen as a child. The answer is yes to both.
Of The Woods
Price: $1.99 USD. Words: 35,970. Language: English. Published: June 16, 2015. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a hilarious reinvention of classic children’s books characters, this is a tale of a singular family tree once rooted deep in a forest in the Land of Oz but cut down and whacked apart, separating each member into five individual logs.
Why Rock the Boat
Price: $3.99 USD. Words: 57,460. Language: English. Published: March 25, 2011 by Bev Editions. Categories: Fiction » Coming of age, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
In a tale reminiscent of The Front Page, Harry Barnes, a young reporter joins the Daily Witness where the managing editor, Philip Butcher fires journalists while clamping down on real news. To amuse himself Harry writes hilarious Butcher stories, which inexplicably appear in the Witness. When he falls for Julia, a reporter who is hot for rebellion, Harry is tempted to rock the boat all the way.
Edible Ida
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 33,400. Language: English. Published: November 24, 2011 by Melange Books, LLC. Categories: Fiction » Literature » Literary, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Set between the seedy, sordid San Francisco Tenderloin, and the posh, upscale mansions of the rich, Edible Ida is a story of despair, rage, irony, humor and ultimately happiness. Joe Blitz and his young family desperately need a way out; Ida Buchanan, feisty and rich with a bloodsucking family, needs a friend. Fate brings them together; camaraderie and respect forge their bond.
Joke To Joke
Price: $1.19 USD. Words: 2,500. Language: English. Published: August 13, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
This joke book is for people who like funny, silly, humorous, tongue in cheek wit. These are clean jokes for all ages. Chuckle if you dare!
Real Characters
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 1,590. Language: English. Published: March 10, 2011 by FrostProof808. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
What happens when the characters turn the tables on a hack writer?
George and the Dragon
Price: $1.49 USD. Words: 3,960. Language: English. Published: October 11, 2011. Categories: Fiction » Fantasy » General, Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Short Story Humblamax the dragon loses his job (guarding the treasure hoard of an Evil Overlord) and finds himself in a difficult economy without any marketable skills. Searching for a little peace and solitude he winds up meeting with the famous knight of legend, Saint George. A humorous re-telling of the classic tale, only this time from the dragons point of view.
Naked Ladies, Space Aliens, and Rattlesnakes
Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 4,520. Language: English. Published: October 8, 2013. Categories: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General, Essay » Sociology
Contains three humorous short stories and an article. Stories are: "The Rattlesnake," "Screwnose," and "Shag and the Quirplian." The article is titled "Do Naked Ladies Turn Men On?