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A Brief Conversation with My Hair
By Russell Bradury-Carlin
Price: Free! Words: 25,630. Language: English. Published: March 1, 2009. Category: Fiction » Anthologies » Short stories - single author
(5.00 from 1 review)
A collection of forty short literary humor pieces that have been featured on McSweeney's, Opium, and other websites. Titles include "The Calls of Cthulu", "Diary of a Grocery Cart", and "Dionysus: Party Clown". If you ever wondered if Allen Ginsburg could have put his talent to writing pay-per-click ads or how Calvin and Hobbes may have responded to reading Hemingway, you will find the answers.
How To Make People Laugh (How to Be Funny)
By Sean Mosley
Price: Free! Words: 6,130. Language: English. Published: June 18, 2012. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Everything you need to be the life of the party. Make people laugh, humor that special someone. Including jokes of all types.
De Ragnarok Interrupt
By Mike Jansen
Price: Free! Words: 3,900. Language: Dutch. Published: February 16, 2013. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Thor is zijn naam, Noordse God van Donder en Bliksem, altijd in voor een goed gevecht. Met het einde der tijden in zicht vertrekt hij vol goddelijke vechtlust richting het slagveld... 'De Ragnarok Interrupt' veroverde de eerste plaats in de Thor verhalenwedstrijd van het SaBi Verhalenforum, ism WB*Fantasy.
How To Take Care of Your Human Pet - An Owner's Guide
By Sami Oskar
Price: Free! Words: 4,670. Language: English. Published: June 4, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
0.25 star(2.33 from 3 reviews)
Are you an alien who just purchased your first Human pet? Don't panic! Just read this guide that comes with your Human pet. In this guide you will get answers to questions like: How to help your Human pets to reproduce, why Human pets have different colors and how to tell the difference between Human pets and other humanoids.
Lost in Glory
By Quentin Oakwood
Price: Free! Words: 91,120. Language: English. Published: July 31, 2010. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 2 reviews)
"Lost in Glory" is a parody of heroic fantasy literature. A hero sets out on a journey to defeat the Evil Empire, or so he thinks. Thinking isn't his strong point. Will he find his way in a world full of absurdity? Will the Joyous Beige Dragon guide him to victory? Will everything go the protagonist's way like it usually does in such novels?
Nobody Knows (The Thing That Really Matters About) Anything!
By Nobody!
Series: Goldman's Bulldog Presents, Book 1. Price: Free! Words: 42,570. Language: English. Published: July 5, 2011. Category: Nonfiction » Science and Nature » Philosophy of Science
(4.00 from 1 review)
"While some early reviews by Nobodies indicate that this book is a work of meta-fiction, I prefer to think of it as a work of meta-non-fiction--one which I'm sure has Truman Capote turning over in his grave. He had his own opinion about how the true story of multiple murders ought to be told." Nobody!
The Ducks of Doom, Volume 2
By Robert Smith
Price: Free! Words: 46,430. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2009. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
A desperate search for the Rubber Duckie of Evil takes Demo, Polydoor and Fluffy back in time to Hammurabi's empire.
Oops! I'm The Paparazzi
By De-ann Black
Price: Free! Words: 34,620. Language: English. Published: December 15, 2011 by Toffee Apple Publishing. Category: Fiction » Romance » Contemporary
An Irish ex-boyfriend, a New York newspaper editor, a movie star, and a Hollywood agent - the men in Phred’s life cause her nothing but trouble. So the last thing she needs is to become one of the paparazzi. When Dublin newspaper journalist, Phred, is dumped by her Irish boyfriend, Finbar, she runs off to New York to make a fresh start.
Eaglethorpe Buxton and the Sorceress
By Wesley Allison
Price: Free! Words: 19,810. Language: English. Published: October 7, 2009. Category: Fiction » Fantasy » General
(4.00 from 1 review)
Eaglethorpe Buxton, famed adventurer and story-teller is back, this time to put on a play about a sorceress. When the sorceress, subject of his play arrives with fire in her eyes, Eaglethorpe must pretend to be his good friend Ellwood. Will he pull off this charade and survive? And what happens when the real Ellwood shows up? One can never tell, especially when Eaglethorpe tells the story.
The Ducks of Doom, Volume1
By Robert Smith
Price: Free! Words: 37,110. Language: English. Published: January 15, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Vlod Ironbeak's obsession with a long-dead Scottish beauty threatens all of Tockworld with the Power of Durable Evil.
Romancing Adrienne
By Ruth Ann Nordin
Series: Virginia Historical Romances, Book 4. Price: $0.99 USD. Words: 42,390. Language: English. Published: January 29, 2010. Category: Fiction » Romance » Historical
0.75 star(4.86 from 7 reviews)
Adrienne Dayton flees from an arranged marriage. While heading on a train bound for New York, she falls off the train, dragging Trevor Lewis with her. They find themselves stranded in a small Virginia town. When she offers to show him what romance is by fixing him up with a local girl, he turns the tables on her. He'll be the one to show her what romance is...and get her to marry him.
Never Buried [Book 1, Leigh Koslow Mystery Series]
By Edie Claire
Series: Leigh Koslow Mystery, 1. Price: Free! Words: 65,820. Language: English. Published: December 5, 2011. Category: Fiction » Mystery & detective » Women Sleuths
(4.00 from 8 reviews)
This first book in the Leigh Koslow Mystery series, originally published by Penguin Putnam in 1999, was described by Carolyn Hart as "a funny, fast-paced, clever, and unusual mystery that will have readers clamoring for more." A humorous tale of missing bodies, family secrets, veterinary lore, and certifiable relatives, the digital version became a 2011 bestselling "women sleuths" mystery!
The Ducks of Doom, Volume 5
By Robert Smith
Price: Free! Words: 72,820. Language: English. Published: January 18, 2009. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
Hank and the Camels of the Negevs attempt to invade the Canaanite city of Bucket by hiding in a giant haggis. Allura is abducted by guardian aliens. Edwardian falls in love with a diesel air horn.
The Ducks of Doom, Volume 4
By Robert Smith
Price: Free! Words: 77,970. Language: English. Published: January 17, 2009. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
While the Camels of the Negev, with the help of Red Tse and Princess Secrets of the Pyramids plot their escape from the Pharaoh, Merlin and his chums struggle to master the art of changing young Arthur's diapers, feeding him, and educating him so that he will be able to save the Underworld from the evil Dr. Wacker.
The Ducks of Doom, Volume 7
By Robert Smith
Price: Free! Words: 60,000. Language: English. Published: January 19, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Sweet Gas and Glazed Buns find themselves trapped in Arthur's carnival, which is being transported aboard a Zeppelin to the University of Strange Thoughts. Arthur's experiments with bakes beans accidentally launch a hippo into near space. The crater it makes upon landing reveals a mysterious object.
Tourists
By Steve Wheeler
Price: $2.99 USD. Words: 55,010. Language: English. Published: January 25, 2009. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
Tourists is a satire. When the CIA wants to build a secret air strip in the bush north of Ottawa, a lobbyist is recruited to get the deal done. The plan is threatened by publicity generated by the Taylor brothers whose land is to be expropriated. The CIA plans an alternative event in case of failure, in clandestine meetings held in a van driven on the Rideau Canal during Winterlude.
Naughty Marietta and Other Stories
By Richard Daybell
Price: Free! Words: 18,270. Language: English. Published: March 23, 2011. Category: Fiction » Romance » General
0.75 star(4.80 from 5 reviews)
Love and hate, life and death, meatloaf -- a collection of stories about the best of times, the worst of times and the so-so of times, a lighthearted look at the world around us and the people in it. A body in a cranberry bog, a powder with strange properties, a writer of romances, a bokor, twin fortunetellers and, yes, meatloaf. Dig in.
Neuzen in andermans tassen
By Django Mathijsen
Price: Free! Words: 2,190. Language: Dutch. Published: January 12, 2012 by e-Publikant. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
Wat moet computerprogrammeur Mark doen als een man met een lange zwarte baard niet één tas, maar een hele aanhangwagen vol tassen onbeheerd in zijn straat achterlaat?
The Ducks of Doom, Volume 3
By Robert Smith
Price: Free! Words: 62,140. Language: English. Published: January 16, 2009. Category: Fiction » Science fiction » General
While Fluffy and Clydette placate the god of hats, and while Demo and the Camels of the Negev battle the Philistines, a motley crew of Welsh coal miners, an academic, and an Edwardian poet fight off a savage haggis. The Rubber Duckie of Evil remains elusive, but menacing.
333 Miles
By Craig Birk
Price: Free! Words: 67,720. Language: English. Published: January 7, 2011. Category: Fiction » Humor & comedy » General
(5.00 from 1 review)
The most real book you will ever read about today’s upper middle class American male. Join Alex, Gary, Mike and the Rodge on a hilarious Vegas road trip and a search for meaning. Marriage, sex, monogamy, money, porn, diamond rings, and the Smurfs (of course), are just a few of the issues covered.